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The Islander - Thursday 22 August 2002



VOTE ON DEMOCRACY OPTIONS 22/23 AUGUST 2002

THE OUTCOME WILL BE AN IMPORTANT STEP ALONG THE ROAD TO THE CREATION OF A DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED BODY ON ASCENSION.

PLEASE USE YOUR VOTE - IT IS IMPORTANT

 

Please remember to take your polling card with you to vote. If you lose your card, you can cast your vote at The Saints Club between 5 and 8 pm on Thursday and Friday

Voting on Ascension will not make you ineligible to vote elsewhere

 


Andrew 'Flipper' Bennett (1973-2002)

 

Andrew John Bennett (Flipper), a wonderful husband, son, grandson, brother, nephew, cousin and friend, died on the 9th July 2002 aged only 28. Andrew is survived by his wife Helena, father and mother Jimmy and Joyce, brother Anthony and sister Penny, not forgetting Granny (known to Andrew as "muma"), family and friends.

Andrew came to Ascension Island at the tender age of 4. Here he grew, played and worked hard to become the man he is (and will always be) today. At Two Boats School Andrew completed his compulsory education successfully. In 1989 he was proud to be one of the first Ascension Scouts to brave the UK, Ireland and Europe under the guidance of Johnny Hobson. Upon return with the scouts and awaiting examination results, Andrew joined Cable & Wireless as a "Youth in Training". From the age of 16 Andrew had made a career in engineering with Cable & Wireless, here on Ascension Island, St Helena and Falklands. He ventured to the UK twice as an ambassador for Cable & Wireless Ascension Island, where he successfully completed the Basic Engineering Course at the Porthcurno College in Cornwall and subsequently the Intermediate Course at the Cable & Wireless College in Coventry. Andrew held titles such as Watch-Keeper, Technical Watch-Keeper, Earth Station Technician, Telecommunications Technician and Senior Technician.

Finally in January of this year, Andrew pursued a greater challenge by becoming the first St Helenian Technician to work at the CNES ("Ariane") Tracking Station, Ascension, where he began learning French (the operating language of the Station). The biggest highlight of Andrew's life, was in July 2000 when he travelled to Orlando, Florida, USA and eloped with his partner Helena to Walt Disney World. It gave the greatest of pleasure sending surprise wedding photos later to his friends and family in St Helena and here on Ascension Island, where he spent the rest of his life. Andrew was an active sportsman and played a variety of sports namely badminton, softball, football and mainly golf, where he was proud to be one of the qualifiers for the Open 2001. It was a definite that Andrewwould participate in whatever sporting event there was on Ascension. Andrew led his life to the fullest, and had always looked forward to what next would come his way. Although Andrew is no longer physically present, he is present in our hearts, our minds and will forever be in our everyday lives. His name and character will always be mentioned by his family and friends with love and pride, and like the words on this page, his memory will never fade.

In loving memory of Andrew John Bennett.

 


News From St. Mary's:

DIOCESE OF ST HELENA

ST MARY'S CHURCH ASCENSION ISLAND

Bishop: The Right Reverend John Salt OGS

Lay Minister: Jane Randell

Church Warden: Mervyn Isaacs

Church Warden: Cheryl Anthony

Dear Friends,

I am writing this during my third visit to Ascension Island. The first was as long ago as 1989; the second was last year, when I took the Battle of Britain Sunday Service at St Mary's. This time, however, I have been able to bring my wife Debbie and children Ben and Rebecca. Our elder son, Chris, has stayed at home to work as he is saving up for a year long trip to Australia. It's been a great delight to take the family to some of the places I've visited on previous occasions, and not rely on photographs. We have all enjoyed our time on Ascension and have been pleased to share the Island's wonderful hospitality.

Knowing that a chaplain was to be on the Island at this time, Andrew Bennett's family asked if I would conduct a memorial service for him during my stay. I felt it was a privilege to do so, and hope that all those many family and friends who attended the service last Sunday were helped in some way. Unfortunately I was not able to know Andrew myself, but knew during the service that Andrew was loved very much by so many people and that love continues to support his family and friends who are naturally saddened by his passing.

It's strange, isn't it, how God sometimes puts us in situations which we do not expect. What was originally planned as a holiday for my family became an opportunity to share in an important event in the life of the Ascension Island community. The next day, I was involved in the disaster exercise at the Airhead - something else that was unexpected when planning our holiday. I expect that you can think of times when, although unplanned, you just seem to be in the right place at the right time.

As a Christian, I find it difficult to call these occasions co-incidences: I prefer to call them 'God-incidences'. Although it's sometimes difficult to see, I am sure that God has a plan for each and every one of us and he puts us into certain situations which we might not choose ourselves. The secret is, I suppose, to take those occasions - those God-given occasions, and to make of them what we can with God's help. Sometimes our ability to lend a helping hand, say a comforting word, or just sit and hold someone's hand is just what is required. We mustn't shy away from such opportunities, for thereby we share a little of God's love with those around us.

Next time you feel yourself in a situation which is not of your making, ask yourself if there is something you can do to help. Perhaps God has put you there: perhaps you are part of His great plan.

Debbie, Ben and Rebecca join me in thanking you all for such a warm welcome to Ascension. We shall all have happy memories of our time with you all.

With best wishes,

Padre Adrian Gatrill.

 


From the Editor and letters...

From the Editor:- Richard

Hello Everyone,

My last week in the editor's seat for a couple of months as I am off on leave next week.

Another step on the (long) road to democracy this week with the chance to vote on Option 1 or 2 - make your vote count!

Cheers,

Richard

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You've been had….

Thanks to those who wrote and pointed out that the photo on the front cover of last week's issue was a fake…

That picture of the shark attacking the helicopter has been doing the rounds. A few points that may cast some doubt on it's authenticity.

1. That looks like the bottom of the Golden Gate Bridge (San Francisco, USA)

2. The helicopter is green, not very good camouflage for a helicopter operating over the sea with the Royal Navy.

3. The helicopter has an air to air refueling probe, the British Military doesn't do that sort of thing

4. The helicopter is a Black Hawk. The British Military haven't got any.

5. Sharks attack from below

Apart from that it is an accurate, well captioned photograph ;)

Regards,

Bryan Jones

For this and other urban legends see the photo gallery at http://www.snopes.com from where the following information was obtained...

'It is a fake image created by combining two real but unrelated photographs: a picture of a great white shark taken by South African photographer Charles Maxwell and an Air Force photo of an HH-60G Pave Hawk helicopter from the 129th Rescue Wing, Moffett FAF (a California National Guard unit) snapped by Lance Cheung (with San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge in the background).'

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Hi:

I have today received the Islander, to which I have subscribed since my retirement, but unfortunately they date back to issues from March to June so I am a little out of date. However, with so many business initiatives surfacing on the Island I thought I would let you know what has happened to me post BBC/AIS!

Those who know me may remember I took early retirement from the BBC World Service some five years ago. This all happened at very short notice because my Husband, Les, needed 24 hour home care. Les was taken to peace last year and suddenly I found myself in a stressful situation. I had fulfilled a very demanding job with the BBC and then being a 24 hour carer to Les meant I had not had a minute to myself for years and now - nothing. 30 years of commuting to London meant that apart from immediate neighbours I knew no-one in Berkhamsted where I live. So I joined various organisations, including classes that I saw an advert for house/dog sitters!! I applied and was accepted and I haven't looked back.

I have always loved animals but was not ready to be committed to having another dog or cat (sorry Paddy!). So I have embarked on this house/dog sitting which has been a fantastic experience. My clients request anything from a day looking after a dog whilst they might be out for a family occasion to my moving in to their home for two or three weeks whilst they are on their annual holiday. I have just finished working for a client in a beautiful country house with three small dogs (including a very naughty 4 month old puppy) plus two donkies rescued from a donkey sanctuary. I just love the work and it is so nice to return to a client for a repeat booking and be greeted by a dog who recognises me and is so pleased to see me.

So, when are you going on leave? Apart from my fee the mileage expenses at 30p per mile might be a stumbling block!!

Seriously, I still hope to get out to visit Ascension and catch up with some very good friends. Best wishes for a challenging future.

Carol Hall

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From the guides…

Hello Islanders,

Have been to London, spent 3 days in Baden Powell House, what a hectic time we all had, but a good experience for the girls. Watched the Changing of Guards from inside the Palace grounds and had our photo taken outside Number 10 Downing Street, to the envy of millions of onlookers. We are now in Foxlease in Lyndhurst, Hants - it's a Training Centre, Recreational Home and a camping place for Guides from all over the World. It's 80 years old (the building) from outside it looks like Plantation House with all the lawn and trees.

Been to Isle of Wight on the ferry and enjoyed the sightseeing. Even went on the chairlift to see the coloured sand. Some throats are rather sore from the screaming -ahem! We filled our own shapes with this sand. Saw the glassmaking and recognized Jean Fowler's brother Pat and family - what a small world.

Back to Kinver today (9th Aug) through London for the last time. Still got a lot more exciting things to do before we get away next Thursday (15th), ice-skating included. The huge shopping spree is the day we're leaving - the girls can't wait!! 4 hours of shopping then packing and ready for the Rock!!

Medicated Dayna with Lemsip for her cold and she sweated all the way through London! All better now, loads of food still to eat that I even had to sew the shoulders on Ro's fleece - even those got bigger!! Bessie and Betty met two men on the coach. Looks like "love at 1st sight" - watch out John!! I was locked in the toilet as the handle went missing, Roberta's bottom got stuck in the train station going through the ticket doors and Bessie cried on the London eye. We're getting loads of laughter back here!!

All looking forward to coming home on Friday - CU then love from all of us.

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To whom it may concern:

I wish to take this opportunity to THANK the individual that killed my kitten on Sunday 19th, who ran her over on the road just below my house.

I particularly want to THANK YOU for NOT bothering to stop to check if she was alive or dead and also THANK YOU for NOT trying to find out and inform the person she belonged to. You certainly made my day when I found her crushed, bleeding body just left lying there.

THANK YOU for cutting short her young life; for depriving me of a loved member of the family - particularly one that I had hand-reared (against all odds) using a baby's bottle as she was too tiny to drink from a saucer, who only had one eye (due to the other being damaged either at or after birth); and one who wanted nothing much in return but love and affection. Most of all thank you very much for taking away from me an animal that I cared a great deal about and also for causing terrible heartache and anguish.

I would like to point out that the speed limit in the village is 15 mph, slow enough to avoid terrible incidents like this, especially for someone who has the advantage of seeing from two eyes and not one - who could easily have braked in time to avoid a collision.

Let's hope that this HIT AND RUN attitude doesn't apply to the vulnerable children of this island who too like to play near or walk on the roads. It's comforting to know that there are drivers like you travelling the roads!

Whoever you are - I hope you get the message.

Marie-Anne Leo

E13, Two Boats Village

PS maybe you would like to have the toys and treats that I brought back for her from my recent trip to England - as a momento!

 

 

 

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The Met Office Weather Report

 

 

Statistics for the week ending Monday 19 August 2002

 

Max (Celsius)
Min (Celsius)
Rainfall (mm)
AIRHEAD
-
-
-
TRAVELLERS
25.2
18.0
17.7
RESIDENCY
24.1
15.9
18.6
GEORGETOWN
28.5
21.0
12.6
ST. HELENA
-
-
-
UK
31.0
4.0
64.5
FALKLANDS
6.1
-1.3
3.1


ASCENSION SEA SWELL FORECAST: - no forecast

ASCENSION ISLAND: Typical August drizzly showers coming along more regularly now, but still some fine weather between.

UK: Lots of fine and warm or even hot weather around but some more spells of heavy rain and thunderstorms in places.

FALKLANDS: The usual winter mix.

“METCHAT” ************************ “METCHAT” ************************ “METCHAT” ************************“METCHAT”

It's a funny thing how people have been getting progressively more reticent in my company over the last six months - except over a few beers in the mess that is. Which is unfortunate, as it means that I've often forgotten some of the juicier items that should have made Metchat and have let some people off quite lightly. One or two this week who haven't escaped my attentions…

Fin to the rescue!! Well she had a hand in it. And a fine figure she made too - apparently. Shades of Lara Croft - Tomb Raider as the harness she donned to enter the fumerol below Sisters had a very definite 'cross your heart' lift and separate effect. The 216 crew member recumbent at the bottom of the fumerol with a broken leg was counting himself lucky until a shot of morphine dampened his ardour!

Cliff's replacement - Mark is settling well and living up to the high standards in his job as the new RAF Plod. He already has the scars to prove it. A nasty looking wound on the nose and his only uniform shirt ripped to shreds. Rumour had it that he'd been mixing it with Stan, but I never took that one seriously as the injuries sustained would have had to have been nearer kneecap level. Turns out he waked into a gate! Not a particularly original story methinks. Anyway, Sarah's pretty impressed with Mark's size. Her question as to whether the rest of him was of a similar stature to the visible bits was greeted with a wry grin. Think icebergs Sarah, - there's always more hidden than visible!!

OK Dangerous - Never leave unaccompanied underwear in official vehicles - particularly when accompanied by slabs of beer. The photographic evidence was particularly overwhelming and damning! Also, - best not mention it certain company either. Some people just can't keep a secret!!

And finally, - Arfer Round Jones! Nice touch that one Jonsey, just get the whip round BEFORE getting the beers in next time eh? Then everyone will get one!!

So that's it. Off I go to pastures new in Cardiff. After nine years at Lyneham with the RAF (interspersed at regular intervals with tours here of course), I'm destined for a change of course as I return to general forecasting at a Weather Centre. I probably won't be back to these shores but who knows, - the good old Ascension bungey might exert its pull again one day. So I wish you all a fond farewell, and offer you all my thanks for your companionship over the past six months and best wishes for the future.

Ratty.

 


HASH TRASH

 

Hash #914

17 August 2002

Venue: Two Boats Club car park

Hash Hares: Uncle Fester,Thunderthighs,Fit Guy,Wannabe,Lara Croft(Tomb Raider),Tender Eyes

Hash Hounds: Island Boy, HKP, Tit Pecker, Twin Peaks, Shadow, Barry Tone, Billy Graham, Private Benjamin, Fluffy Bunnykins, Eeyore, Gilligan, Rat Boy, The Major, Grim Reaper, Hardcore Heidi, 60 Watt, Bugboy, Spiderman, Mike, Ron, Chris, Yvette, Bob, Rob, Bry, George, Elliot.

Hash Firebug: Woodswrecker

With loads of Newbee's looking quite puzzled as to why they were here and what they were to do, HKP takes the reins and gives the speech. Now to the Hares and their explanation of the hazards and the route. It was here that we were told today's "Fun Run" was to be "predominately down hill". This was not taken well nor believed by any who heard these blasphemous words. On-On and off we go over the roller bars and down the road. At this point, the down hill part ended as the On-On turned into Up-Up. And up we went following the back side of Tit Pecker as he sprints up Sister's. At the top of the first bump, the first circle check gives all a chance to rewrite their Wills as they gasp for air. Some Newbee's revert to mud slinging as they chastise HKP for saying those imfamous words "Trust Me". This Little Sprite and her gang tried to stay to the Knitting Circle so not to show off. On-On to the next bump of this small hill and over it's side to a valley where another O check awaited. As we start Up-Up the last bump, Hardcore Heidi zooms past several hounds in the attempt to catch TP. While HKP & Island Boy send words of thanks to the hash gods for spandex & lycra, wet stuff started falling from the sky. At the top, the book is signed and the down hill is found. With Little Sprite crippling the hands of her followers, and Private Benjamin & Gilligan crawling along, HKP zooms past with Tigger-ous glee. Two more lovely downs and a run across the plains brings us to a beautiful sight - buses!! Whisked back to Uncle Fester's pad where Woodswrecker has been tending fire, all are treated to some yummy vitals and buckets of drink. Just before the Hash Nectar is consumed, HKP is seen drawing circles in the sand. Three Sorry Souls were brought forth and after some verbal abuse, Spiderman, Bug Boy, and Tender Eyes are welcomed into the fold. Great Hash & great nibbles guys!!!

Hash Scribe - Hong Kong Phooey


OPEN LETTER TO MEMBERS OF THE SAINTS MEMBERS CLUB

Dear Members,

The Annual General Meeting of the Club, which was scheduled for Thursday 15th August 2002, had to be postponed due to insufficient numbers to make a quorum (not less then 25 members). The meeting was published in the Club and through the Islander but out of a total membership of 160, only 12 attended.

In March 2001, when it was announced that unless the members could form a committee to take over the running of the club, it would cease to be operated as a club and the premises would be put out to the private sector and possibly turned into a Pub. There was an outcry and with the support of the members a committee was formed.

The first task of the committee was to produce a Constitution for the Club; this was done and accepted by the members at a General meeting in July 2001.

In the run up to forming this committee there was a period of anxiety for the Club staff who have worked tremendously hard to make the club as successful as it is today. The evidence of this is in the balance sheet.

In taking up office on the Committee there were concerns about having to take responsibility for the club and its employees. Following the handover an assessment was carried out of all the risks. Those identified have now all been covered where appropriate by Insurance and if this is maintained then the risks are minimise.

The club cannot continue to function if no one is prepared to take responsibility for running it. The present committee has done their part and is not prepared to continue. We are however, prepared to sit for a further time to see if we can attract sufficient interest in getting enough members to attend a General Meeting to put forward the Audited Accounts and to elect officers for a new committee.

Thursday 29th August 2002 at 8pm in the Cinema is the date for the second attempt for an Annual General Meeting.

This is your club, if you wish for it to continue beyond this date then be there on the above date to take part in the election of officers to serve on the committee. The Audited Accounts, Agenda and Papers for election of officers are on the Club Notice Board.

Yours sincerely

Lawson A Henry

Chairman

16th August 2002

 

 


JOB VACANCIES

JOB VACANCY - MECHANIC/HANDYMAN.

Cable & Wireless (Ascension) has a vacancy for a Mechanic/Handyman to work in the Networks Engineering Section of the Ascension Business Unit.

The primary function of the job is to maintain satellite ground station antennas. Applicants should have a good working knowledge of antenna moving structures including AC Motors and experience in antenna rigging. Other Job functions will include the maintenance and servicing of standby generators and various handyman duties. The successful applicant will be required to start work on the 30th September 2002.

Queries can be made and a full job description can be obtained from the Networks Manager, Mr. Geoffrey Augustus on telephone 6559. Written applications including, a CV and any job references should be in by no later than 30th August and sent to:

Mrs. Anita Stevens, Human Resources Manager, Cable & Wireless plc, Ascension Island.

 


NEW CATHOLIC PRIEST FOR THE SOUTH ATLANTIC

A Report for BBC World Service "Calling the Falklands" by Dee Palmer (DP) 12/08/02

Today, I am delighted to be able to introduce you to someone who, I am sure, will become a very familiar figure. He's Fr. Michael McPartland (MMC), who is soon to take over responsibility for the far-flung Roman Catholic Communities of the South Atlantic. Fr. McPartland has had a varied career. After leaving school at 15, he had a series of jobs in his hometown of Middlesborough. He was apprenticed as a Painter and Decorator but discovered he simply had no head for heights. His next job, in a dusty upholsterers workshop, was damaging his health, so he moved to the more salubrious environment of a department store, where he worked as a sales assistant until he was called up for National Service. Most of his intake, the last ever, hated the Army. But Michael McPartland loved the life and signed on for a long-term contract in the Royal Corps of Signals. But right from the beginning, he began to think that he was being called to the Priesthood.

MMC: My first reaction was to just reject it as a kind of spurious thought. And, it would go away and I would go out for a drink and into the Naafi and all the rest of it. Then, occasionally, it would come back again - usually in a moment of quiet prayer. But, I couldn't make sense of it because I had this notion that Priests did nothing else but pray all day. Even though I was a practising Catholic, I never thought of myself of being holy in any way. So, I thought of it as spurious and put it aside. It didn't go away and kept coming back again and again. When I got to my mid-20s - a bit later than that - I was beginning to get a little bit annoyed by it as it was blurring my sense of the future. And, I went to a very trusted officiating Army Chaplain, Fr. Basil, and I explained to him what was happening and he advised me to do nothing while I was in the service but to wait until I came out and then pursue it. I was very happy to get that advice and that's exactly what happened. In 1971 I came out and I resolved my dilemma in this way: "I don't know why God is calling me into the Priesthood but God knows what he is doing better than I do. And, if he really is calling me, then my answer has to bee 'Yes.' And let it happen."

DP: Now, once you were ordained, you worked for many years in Africa in Nigeria and later in Kenya. What was that experience like?

MMC: It was almost the complete reverse of being in the Army. When I was in the Army, I learned very quickly that every plan you make succeeds. And, if anything goes wrong, then the whole Army system seem to gang up against any opposition. So, I got used to the idea that to make a plan, it was going to succeed. I never took into account that something might go wrong or it might not happen. Because, you made jolly sure you made whatever needed to be done, would be done and whatever was done, was for the best. After a while, you take it as normal. When I went out to Africa, one of the first lessons I learned was that the only certain thing was that any plan that you make, that it was not going to work.

DP: Is that Civilian life or is that Africa?

MMC: It might be a bit of both but it was certainly true for Africa. You could organise something in a community, which is lots of singing and dancing, I mean, life in rural Africa has many things to recommend it. The people are happy and they have a great sense of celebration. You can do something one time and the results will be fantastic but you can doing the same thing another time ant nothing will happen. And, similarly, you can go there, doing nothing and everything will happen. I had to train myself, actually, to do a complete 180-degree turn and to go from expecting success every time to expecting nothing.

DP: Do you have any expectations at the moment, about your work in the South Atlantic?

MMC: First of all, I have to do a lot of listening. I have to find out what is there on the ground. And, it's important that I don't jump to any particular conclusions. I don't go there with any pre-thought-out agenda whatsoever. I see myself there being a servant of the people. And, like every good servant, you want to please your masters.

DP: Are you planning to continue the long and very honourable tradition of co-operation with the other denominations?

MMC: I most certainly will. I think that since the Second Vatican Council, the whole kind of movement in the Church is to try and understand people of different traditions and to work closely together. And, I look forward to meeting people from the other Denominations and, I would like to think that I go there as a friend.

DP: Now there is, sadly, a certain amount of depressive illness, which has been identified by the medical authorities/staff in the Islands. What, as a Priest, can you contribute to the care and support that people suffering from depression do need?

MMC: I have had the privilege of attending several courses in psychology. And, the skills that I learned from there - the Richmond Fellowship - my approach would be to anyone who has depression - I think I would be able to approach it with great sensitivity and, I think, understanding.

DP: You are not going to be travelling to the South Atlantic until the middle of October. In the meantime, is there any kind of message that you would like to send to your new parishioners and the rest of the Islanders or perhaps some sort of a thought or a prayer?

MMC: My first message would be that I can't wait to get out there and be with them. It seems to me that I have been given an extraordinary privilege to be their pastor. I feel a tremendous affinity with the people. I just can't wait to go out there and actually taste it and be there. I would hope to be with them as soon as possible.

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Little shearwater found in Two Boats

Last week an little shearwater (pictured left) was found on the patio of the Ryan's house in Two Boats. From Thursday to Saturday it arrived each evening at around 9 pm calling loudly. Shearwaters only come onshore at night and nest in burrows. This was the first record of this species on Ascension. Audubon's shearwater, a very close relative of little shearwater, are known to have nested on Ascension but it is thought that they became locally extinct when cats and rats were introduced to the island. One Audubon's shearwater was found on Boatswainbird Island in 1959. This record raises the intriguing possibility that a small population of little shearwaters may be found somewhere on Ascension.

 

 


 


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