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The Islander - Thursday 18th July 2002


Congratulations to Paul & Sarah

Paul Bennett married Sarah Clingham at a Registry Office in Coventry on Thursday last week. The reception was held at the local Thai Restaurant before the wedding party convened at Paul's house later that evening.

 


Church News:

PARISH CHURCH OF ST MARY THE VIRGIN. 
ASCENSION ISLAND (Diocese of St. Helena)

Bishop: The Right Revd John Salt OGS
Lay Minister: Jane Randells
Church Wardens: Mervyn Isaacs & Cheryl Anthony

Dear Friends,

We had an amazing service on Sunday 14th of July, we laughed till we cried, we sang till our throats were dry and we cried as though our hearts would break, all in the space of 50 minutes. Our thanks go to Johnny for the making of the music on the guitar, to Cheryl and Elma for singing as a choir, to Tyler and Rich for handing out the books, to Terry for doing the refreshments and to everyone else for turning up.

We wanted to have the family service which should have been held last week but the sports day had to delay, we had to sing happy birthday to six people who had birthdays in the last month, we wanted the Guides to have communion with us as a family before they head off to the UK. They could have done this next week!!!! NO they couldn't, next week we are having a PRAISE AND PRAYER SERVICE in which there will be no Eucharist. We invite you all to come and learn some new songs and to sing some favorites, to shake a shaker and swing those hips, to listen to readings and to share in our prayers. The service will be at the normal time of 1030 and will be held in the Church.

We also wanted to share our grief. We needed to say prayers of thanks for the life of Andrew. We remembered him with joy in our hearts and tears in our eyes. We had to ask God to help Joyce and Jimmy, Anthony and Penny to cope with all that is to come. We thought of Helena. We asked that God comfort the whole family, especially the cousins. We pray that the family know that we are thinking of them and that we are here for them when they need us.

Our reading was the one about the sower who sows the seeds in the different types of soil, it goes on in Chapter 15 of Matthews gospel to explain the parable for us. Cheryl had asked that I did not preach this weekend, so I reminded everyone that it is to the Bible and to prayer that we can and must turn when we are in need of comfort, when we feel that we do not understand what is happening around us and when we feel that we are on our own.

Friends, talk to one another, cry and remember, hold one another in your arms and in your prayers. You are all in mine.

May God bless us all, Jane


INTERVIEW WITH MATT YOUNG, ACTING ADMINISTRATOR

Matt Young, the Acting Administrator, talks to Stephen Fowler and Caroline Yon for The Islander.

ISLANDER: Before we start, can you give us a potted history of yourself?
MY: I live just outside Glasgow in Scotland, and for 32 years I worked in local government. After a major reorganisation in 1996 I took early retirement. I then happened to see an advert for the Financial Secretary's job in St Helena, applied for it and got it, so I ended up in St Helena in April 1996, and stayed there until June 2000. I thoroughly enjoyed my time on the island. I came back home from St Helena in mid-2000, and was fortunate enough to be retained by the St Helena Government as their Commercial Representative in the UK, and also as a Director of the St Helena line. Shortly after that I was approached by the Foreign Office to help with the change process on Ascension. So since about September of 2000, a lot of my time has been taken up in dealing with Ascension matters, which brings us up to the present. Mr. Fairhurst the current Administrator has now started his pre-retirement leave, and there is a gap before the new Administrator Mr Kettlewell gets to the island, so I am actually keeping the seat warm!

ISLANDER: Describe your role as Special Advisor to the Ascension Island Government.
MY: I was retained as what was called Senior Government Advisor; that was the title given by the Foreign Office. Up until now it has involved concentrating on financial matters, preparing the first budget in conjunction with Adam Henshaw, and also helping to draft new legislation for customs, income tax and property tax, and generally advising on the setting up of these things. The current role is obviously somewhat different in that I am here now as Ag. Administrator, so it's changed from an advisory role.

ISLANDER: Are you the sole remaining Director of Ascension Island Commercial Services?
MY: Yes I am, representing AIG as the sole share-holder, and will remain so until such time as we are able to wind the company up which I hope would be within this financial year, or certainly by the end of it.

ISLANDER: Describe your role with regard to the SHELCO initiative.
MY: SHELCO have submitted proposals regarding the airport and other developments on St Helena, and these are being considered by SHG and a team on the island. A team has also been set up in the UK to lend support and participate in discussions with DFID and SHELCO at the UK end. I am a member of that team.

ISLANDER: What role do you fulfil as regards the St Helena Line?
MY: I am a Director of the St Helena Line.

ISLANDER: Can you give us a line on the type of businesses that you foresee developing here in Ascension, and the possibility of attracting large investors here? The only ones seen so far are small local initiatives.
MY: I think certainly that it has in the main been small, but one could argue that the businesses that Obsidian has now acquired are not necessarily small in island terms.

ISLANDER: We're talking about attracting companies or investors with huge amounts of money.
MY: All I can say to that is yes, it would be nice if that could happen; it's a question of marketing the island, basically. We're at a very early stage in the development process, and I think before anybody would come in with a great deal of money for any particular investment, the fundamental issue is access, which is restricted at the moment through the RAF flights and the RMS scheduling, so if one is thinking of a large type of development then clearly better access is vital, so I think that this is the prime issue for the island just as it is on St Helena.

ISLANDER: Where do we stand on the renegotiations for the commercial use of the airport at the moment?
MY: This process is still going on; the events of the 11th of September 01 obviously diverted American minds elsewhere, so there was a bit of a hiatus, but as I understand it discussions are still going on, and as I understand it there is a further round of talks scheduled for the end of this month.

ISLANDER: We find that there is a general suspicion that the interests of the people of Ascension are always going to come 2nd within the St Helena / Ascension Island relationship, so what would you say to people who think that you, Mr Kettlewell, Mr Fairhurst or whoever happens to be in that chair, is only here to implement the wishes of an absentee Governor? Do you find that to be a fair description of the situation here?
MY: There is the issue of the constitutional relationship involving the islands of St Helena, Ascension and Tristan and the Governor is Governor of Ascension as well as the other 2 islands. That relationship will remain but with the advent of some form of democracy there will be a change to the extent that it will no longer simply be a relationship between two individuals, the Governor and the Administrator, there will be some form of elected body which will be presided over by the Governor, or in his absence the Administrator. I think that the point to emphasise is that he is the Governor of Ascension and whilst the linkage between the two islands is there in constitutional terms and I think should also remain in economic terms as well, because the two islands can help each other in lots of ways, though there is a difference between the two - I think it is a situation that will evolve after some form of democracy is in place and I think will change from what it currently is.

ISLANDER: From past comments we have an impression that St Helena tends to look at Ascension as a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow and when you say about a financial relationship between the two islands it seems to be, at the moment, one way traffic i.e; Ascension is here to supplement St Helena's economy but we feel that we should be allowed to develop on our own first and get a strong and stable economy of our own and then we can help St Helena and seeking to siphon off tax money before this is achieved will help no-one in the long term.
MY: There is no question of siphoning off tax money. That is Ascension's money and stays on Ascension. What does benefit the SH economy is obviously remittances sent back to the island for their family or to build houses.

ISLANDER: We are referring specifically to the health and education departments and monies paid for 'advice'.
MY: There is an arrangement whereby if Ascension does require assistance on any specific issue it can go to St Helena to buy that expertise if required. I repeat the money which is raised through taxation on Ascension is used to finance all of the services, health, education and the Agency and stays on Ascension and part of it is designed to have a level of reserve and also for the first time to have some Capital Expenditure which is needed on the island.

ISLANDER: Can you comment on the fact that there is a feeling that all key decisions about the future of Ascension seem to be taken by people who are non-resident and are thereby insulated from the effects of policies resulting from these decisions?
MY: Clearly it's been a major change and negotiations had to take place between the Joint Venture partners and AIG. In the main these discussions did take place in London and involved FCO officials, legal representatives for all parties and myself representing AIG. I think that was necessary to do that but having done it what we then had was a situation where the structure to take over that was island based it was AIG the Administrator, the Director of Financial Services, the Director Technical Services and then the other part of it, the businesses and the company that was set up to handle what was set up on the island and so the Chief Executive (John Cavana) was appointed to see that process through. So whilst a lot of work has been done outside the island, a lot of work has been done using people who are familiar with Ascension and who have spent time here so it wasn't divorced entirely from the island.

ISLANDER: But all the people with the exception of the Director of Financial Services are not resident on the island and those that have been here to make decisions are no longer here when those decisions have been implemented.
MY: We have brought this to the stage whereby the service provision is now under AIG and in due course there will be an elected body. Former public sector businesses have now gone to the private sector and are being operated by people who are resident on the island.

ISLANDER: Why were only some businesses deemed suitable for the 'sell off' and others such as the garage and the insurance service retained by the Agency. Why did AIG not retain all of the businesses with a view to using profits to offset taxation and also to provide some control of standards?
MY: Anything which could be put into the private sector realistically, should certainly be explored with a view to doing that. It's no different from anywhere else. The trend has been for government to devolve things as far as possible to the private sector and it would certainly be the intention to encourage as many people as possible to become involved because the overall objective of AIG is to make the island somewhere which is different from what it is at the moment which is a community island where people do want to live and bring up families and have this as their home. The main work of the garage is to maintain the agency vehicles and to that extent it wasn't something, which was discreet like the shop for example. The fact is the agency still needed it and it is because there isn't a private sector garage that they are retaining it. Nothing is in tablets of stone and that is perfectly capable of being looked at in terms of the possibility of putting that in the private sector. In fact I would remind you it was said right at the outset that in creating the agency the intention was that in a 2 year period the manner in which services would be delivered would be subject to review. This is still very much on the agenda.

ISLANDER: It was you who said that it is not the business of government to run a shop, yet SHG owns 62.5% of the shares of Solomons which would imply that it is the business of government to run a shop unless it is AIG.
MY: Some years ago government had to acquire a major interest in Solomons and until 2000 they owned 85% of the shares. A policy decision was taken by SHG that it was not the business of government to own these shares. Because the market for these shares is limited it was decided that you could not have a major sell off in one go and the reduction to 62.5% is the first phase of that sell off. As part of that process the articles of association were changed which took away the right of government to interfere in the running of Solomons. What exists is that SHG have a director on the board of Solomons who is traditionally the Financial Secretary and during my tenure as Fin Sec I was a director and I was also Chairman of Solomons so I took a part in the move to begin the pull out. The important thing to realise is that whilst there is a financial stake in it there is absolutely no interference at all by government in the running of the business. You may say that there may have been clashes as I worked for government and Solomons but there weren't. As Chairman of Solomons what I was doing was following an agenda which was a change agenda for Solomons. Again a 200 year old company, things had got to the stage where they needed a shake up, we brought in a Chief Executive to lead that process for 3 years, so it was very much a process to modernise and consolidate and provide diversification of the business.

ISLANDER: Were you involved in the selection of Solomons as preferred bidder for the shop?
MY: I was involved in that as a director of AICS. The Solomons bid along with all the other bids were considered by the board, which consisted of myself, and directors from the BBC and C&W. We went through in detail all of the bids and made our decision on the strength of that examination. The criteria which was used was that in the process of selling off businesses we would like as far as possible for Saints to become involved in the businesses. We obviously had to go on the basis of the bids that came in and some came from Saints and some came from elsewhere, as you know. But it was very much looking at the viability of the business in terms of who was taking it on and the plans for the future stability of the business.

ISLANDER: You are aware that people have lost confidence in the shop and having spoken to the outgoing manager we felt that the recent problems were wholly avoidable. It appeared that most of the problems were due to human error and the business being remotely managed from 700 miles away thereby removing the management structure from being local and accountable to its customers on a daily basis.
MY: I'm not going to comment on that because it is not my role to deal with this. It is an operational matter for Solomons.

ISLANDER: Are you confident that you made the right decision as regards the shop?
MY: The decision was made properly on the basis of an assessment of the bids and indications of future developments.

ISLANDER: And because they happened to be Saints.
MY: Well yes and no. When I say preference to Saints what we were trying to do was to say you're a Saint, you live in Ascension, we would like you to have a stake in the island eg Harold Henry and the petrol station, the Obsidian Hotel has Saints in it and yes from that point of view it is still containing the shop within the St Helena involvement. The intention of Solomons, I'm quite sure, is that they have indicated that this is clearly a separate business and I would mention that part of the policy in Solomons is to look for other areas to diversify and this was one of them. So it is obviously part of the Solomons company but nevertheless is a separate entity and I think that I can't comment any further than that.

ISLANDER: Something that is constantly commented on by many people is that there would appear to be a large ratio of administrative staff to productive staff at the Agency. Is that a result of a policy to employ as many people as possible here to relieve economic pressure on St Helena.
MY: The structure of the Agency is like this because of the former structure of AIS. It is only just over a year since the Agency was created and under the TUPE arrangements obviously all of the people who were employed at that time had to be slotted into the new structure at some point. There were a number of moves to AIG but in the main AIS became AIW&SA so largely it is a historical thing. It is intended to constantly review this in terms of trying to make the agency more efficient and it will be an ongoing process.

ISLANDER: Despite the fact that there are now St Helenians world-wide it seems that Ascension is treated as a special case whereby it is responsible for propping up St Helena and at times it seems as if the FCO wants to turn the island into a mini St Helena Mark II and impose SHG systems on this island.
MY: This comes back to the situation whereby Ascension was a safety valve for St Helena. When there was little employment prospects on St Helena this was a place where people could be sent. The whole structure and the way the Saints are looking at their future is changing and is unpredictable. The future is one whereby the relationship will undoubtedly change when there is an elected body.

ISLANDER: Does the Ascension taxpayer underwrite the bill for the property tax on the Residency and the servants etc. if so what is that bill?
MY: The people that are employed at the Residency are AIG employees and are paid by government, as far as the upkeep of the Residency is concerned it is part of AIG expenditure.

ISLANDER: What are the figures involved?
MY: I don't know offhand. I will get that information for you if you want to find out. *

(*We will supply this information to The Islander as soon as it is made available to us)


Democracy Explained

Subject: DEMOCRACY explained with the aid of two cows.

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and as many eggs as the regulations say you should need.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
SINGAPOREAN DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. The government fines you for keeping two unlicensed farm animals in an apartment.
MILITARIANISM: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
AMERICAN DEMOCRACY: The government promises to give you two cows if you vote for it. After the election, the president is impeached for speculating in cow futures. The press dubs the affair "Cowgate".
BRITISH DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. You feed them sheep's' brains and they go mad. The government doesn't do anything.
ASCENSION DEMOCRACY: Two cows live on the mountain they are sacred, one is called A and the other is called B. The government takes them and denies they ever existed, Hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. After that it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to kill you and take the cows.
CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
HONG KONG CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly - listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax deduction for keeping five cows. The milk rights of six cows are transferred via a Panamanian intermediary to a Cayman Islands company secretly owned by the majority shareholder, who sells the rights to all seven cows' milk back to the listed company. The annual report says that the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Meanwhile, you kill the two cows because the fung shui is bad.
ENVIRONMENTALISM: You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them.
FEMINISM: You have two cows. They get married and adopt a veal calf.
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS: You are associated with (the concept of "ownership" is a symbol of the phallo-centric, war-mongering, intolerant past) two differently-aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of non-specified gender.
COUNTER CULTURE: Wow, dude, there's like...these two cows, man. You got to have some of this milk.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

 


Saturday's Beach Clean up

On Saturday over 30 people took to the beaches,
No they didn't put on tan oil to make them like peaches
Instead in their hands they had bin bags galore
To pick all the rubbish lying round on the floor


Now many would think on an island of this size
Inhabited by those who are wealthy and wise
That no one would lack the 'don't throw rubbish' cells in the brain
Or maybe they just throw these cells down the drain

The reason is not clear, the sense is not there
For why one should throw one's empty can in the air
The law of gravity dictates that it will land on the ground
And add to the trash that is lying around.

Out of the window of the car, while walking on a track
If one throws down one's litter - who will bring it back?
Who will go round behind one and humbly beseech


"please pick up thy litter off the previously lovely white beach?"

Those fine souls on Saturday gathered their bags and their gloves,
And picked up other's litter from the beaches they love.
They gathered piles and piles of the trash that had been thrown
Without a murmur, a complaint, a sigh or a groan.


And the fun that is found by working together to better the world
Is a secret that many have not yet unfurled
The barbeque at Turtle Shell beach hut added to the fun and the chat.
The day ended well, and everyone settled for that.

However this poet will not settle until the last word is said
Until the 'don't throw rubbish' cells have re-entered everyone's head
Until the island is clean and everyone's realised it's a sin
To disobey the simple rule of "throw litter in the bin"

A big thank you to everyone who helped in anyway on Saturday, and to those who have adopted beaches.



By the Headteacher -
Mr David Higgins

SCHOOL PAGE


www.ais.co.ac/school/

As we complete KS3, some of us write about our thoughts and hopes for the next two

I think moving into year 10 is a big step. I will have to take on more responsibilities and there will be extra homework, which is a bad thing. The good thing is that we are getting older and becoming more matured and should be able to cope. It's quite frightening when I think about GCSE's and coursework. I guess I will have to shape up and work harder.
S.D.P

I HAVE JUST FINISHED KEY STAGE 3, AND IN THE NEXT YEAR I HOPE TO ACHIEVE GOOD GRADES IN MY COURSEWORK. I WILL TRY MY BEST TO GET SOME GOOD MARKS, AS THIS SHOULD HELP ME IN THE FUTURE. IN THE NEW SCHOOL YEAR WE WILL START NEW LESSONS THAT EACH OF US HAVE CHOSEN FOR OURSELVES. FROM
THE OPTIONS GIVEN I HAVE CHOSEN FOOD & NUTRITION AND CHILD DEVELOPMENT.
I HOPE THE NEXT TWOYEARS WILL BE PLEASANT AND FILLED WITH SUCCESS!
K.D

We as year 9 are now at the end of key stage 3. At the moment I am waiting on my key Stage 3 SATS results and hoping that I receive good levels.
When we get back to school at the start of the New Year, we'll be in Yr10.
Personally I think that in year 10 there will be harder work, whereby we'll be doing GCSE's and coursework. Although we'll be getting more homework and lessons, I'm sure I'll be able to cope as well as I am now. Yr 10 is a big worry to me because it is leading up to all our big exams in year 11. This means I'll have to achieve the grades that I am working towards.
K.A


My three years of senior school so far has been a good experience and influence on me. I'm looking forward to moving into year 10 because I feel that the experiences of the last three years has prepared me for key stage 4. I have learned from my mistakes and have been planning what subjects I should choose. I hope to achieve the goals that I have set myself in the next two years.

V.J.M


I am now at the end of key stage 3. As I move into yr10 I know the work is going to be harder and there will be more homework. I hope that I can work hard and do even better than I am doing now.
DJB!

I think moving into yr10 is a big thing because there will be harder work and homework. In year 9 we have just finished our SATS, and when we go into year 10 we will be doing coursework and more EXAMS!
RDJ!


Yr 9 look back and reflect on Sports Day 2002!


I think that most people were expecting Huxley to win, but to our surprise it was Beale who took the cup once again. Huxley came second and as usual Connelley came last. We in Connelley did try our best but it didn't have the right result, but if we keep on trying, who knows next year it might be different!
SMG

I think this sports day was more of a challenge than any other year. I thought that Huxley would win this year. But to our surprise Beale won again! But at least Huxley came second and not last. The worst thing on the day, for me, was the sun, plus the pain in my bum from landing on the high jump bar.
ALC!

Sports Day this year was tough because I had to compete in quite a few races, one after the other. The hard work I put in was rewarded when I was presented with the trophy for sports women of the year. For the second year running!
Although Beale were the winners on the day, both sports persons of the year (Aaron and myself) are from Huxley…… so Beale keep fit and watch out for sports day 2003!

TLN!

Results of Running Events

#
Event
1st
2nd
3rd
1
Seniors U/15 Girls 1500m Tara Lawrence Teri Nicholls Nirella Lawrence
1 Seniors U/15 Boys 1500m Ben Leo Browyn Joshua  
1 Seniors U/17 Boys 1500m Aaron Peters Shaun Stevens  
2 Middle 1 Girls 80m Chelsea Thomas Taylor Essex Shalene Thomas
3 Middle 1 Boys 80m Chae George Chad Peters Nathaniel Yon
4 Middle 2 Girls 80m Anisa Moyce Montanna Stevens Sophie Ryan
5a Middle 2 Boys 80m Alex Thomas Jaylee Crowie Richard Henry
5b Middle 2 Boys 80m Rico Phillips Rico Clingham Andreas Thomas
6 Nursery 30m Kyle Francis Emily Henshaw Dominic Augustus
8a Lowers 50m Euton Peters Martika Essex Michael Yon
8b Lowers 50m Alex Augustus Christianne Anthony Sophie Crowie
9a Lowers 40m Callum John Dayna Henry Cody Harris
9b Lowers 40m Suzanne Leo Aiden King Tyler Legg
10 Seniors U/15 Girls 100m Div 1 Lesley-Ann Henry Tara Lawerence Carly Thomas
11 Seniors U/15 Girls 100m Div 2 Rocky Joshua Vetannie Morton Mashay Yon
12 Seniors U/15 Girls 100m Div 3 Dayna Benjamin Cassie Duncan Natasha Stevens
13 Seniors U/15 Boys 100m Div 1 Shaun George Shonray Phillips Ben Leo
14 Seniors U/15 Boys 100m Div 2 Shane Thomas William Ellick  
15 Seniors U/17 Girls 100m Shanade Thomas Kelly Leo Jodi Joshua
16 Seniors U/17 Boys 100m Leroy Fowler Jonathan Stamp Aaron Peters

 

Circus of Events BEALE HUXLEY Connelley
17 Middle 1 Girls 200m Chelsea Thomas Taylor essex  
18 Middle 1 Boys 200m Jonah Williams Chad Peters  
19 Middle 2 Girls 200m Anisa Moyce Sophie Ryan Sinead Green
20 Middle 2 Boys 200m Alex Thomas Rico Phillips Andreas Thomas
21 Seniors U/15 Girls 200m Tara Lawrence Teri Nicholls Nirella Lawerence
22 Seniors U/15 Boys 200m Shaun George Shonray Phillips Ben Leo
23 Seniors U/17 Girls 200m Lesley-Ann Henry Kelly Leo  
24 Seniors U/17 Boys 200m Leroy Fowler Jonathan Stamp Aaron Peters
25 Seniors U/15 Girls 800m Carly Thomas Lesley-Ann Henry Mashay Yon
26 Seniors U/15 Boys 800m Ben Leo Shane Thomas Ryan Knipe
27 Seniors U/17 Girls 800m Stacey Phillips Dayna Benjamin Alexi Leo
28 Seniors U/17 Boys 800m Leroy Fowler Jonathan Stamp Steve Francis
29 Seniors U/15 Girls 70m Hurdles Nirella Lawrence Tara Lawrence Vetannie Morton
30 SeniorsU/17 Girls 70m Hurdles Kelly Leo Lesley-Ann Henry  
31 Seniors U/15 Boys 70m Hurdles Shaun George Shonray Phillips Ryan Knipe
32 Seniors U/17 Boys 70m Hurdles Jonathan Stamp Leroy Fowler Aaron Peters
33 Lowers 4x40m relay Huxley Beale Connelley
34 Middles 4x80m relay Beale Huxley Connelley
35 Senior Girls 4x 100 m relay Beale Connelley Huxley
36 Senior Boys 4 x 100m relay Huxley Beale Connelley
37 Lowers & Seniors 4 x 50 and 2 x 100m Beale Connelley Huxley
38 All Tug of War Beale Connelley Huxley

Results for Field Events for Seniors

 
Group
Event
1st
2nd
3rd
A U/15 Girls Shot Put Cassie Duncan Carly Thomas Tara Lawrence
B U/17 Girls Shot put Kirsty Anthony Kelly Leo Jodi Joshua
C U/15 Boys Long Junp Shaun George Shonray Phillips Ben Leo
D U/17 Boys Long Jump Jonathan Stamp Aaron Peters Leroy Fowler
E U/15 Girls High Jump Tara Lawrence Teri Nicholls& Vetannie Morton  
F U/17 Girls High Jump Stacey Phillips, Kelly Leo, Shanade Thomas    
G U/15 Boys Shot Put Shaun George Ben Leo Browyn Joshua
H U/17 Boys Shot Put Jonathan Stamp Jamie Maggott Leroy Fowler
I U/15 Boys High Jump Shaun Georgr, Ben Leo & Shonray Phillips    
J U/17 Boys High Jump Aaron Peters, Jonathan Stamp, Leroy Fowler    
K U/15 Girls Long Jump Teri Nicholls Nirella Lawerence Vetannie Morton
L U/17 Girls Long Jump Kelly Leo Alexi Leo Jodi Joshua
M Open Girls Triple Jump Shanade Thomas Jodi Joshua Shanade Thomas
N OPen Boys Triple Jump Jonathan Stamp Aaron Peters Jamie Maggott
O U/15 Girls Javelin Teri Nicholls Rocky Joshua Vetannie Morton
O U/17 Girls Javelin Justine Yon Jodi Joshua Shanade Thomas
O U/15 Boys Javelin Ben Leo Browyn Joshua Shaun George
O U/17 Boys Javelin Jonathan Stamp Leroy Fowler Jmaie Maggott

Overall House Results

1st Beale

2nd Huxley

3rd Connelley

Overall Individual Champoinships Results

U/15 Girls Champion Tara Lawrence
Runner Up Teri Nicholls

U/15 Boys Champion Shaun George
Ben Leo

U/17 Girls Champion Kelly Leo
Runner Up Shanade Thomas

U/17 Boys Champion Jonathan Stamp
Runner Up Leroy Fowler

 

Sports Persons of the Year Awards

Aaron Peters & Teri Nicholls


GIRL GUIDES


Girl Guides

The Girl Guides are off to the UK on July 25th, to "Camp Unity 2002" in Staffordshire. The 1st Ascension Girl Guides held a parade to St Mary's Church on Sunday where they were given a good send-off by the Congregation. Standing with the Girl Guides are Cheryl Anthony, Betty Joshua and Bessie Peters


ST.HELENA POLICE

ASCENSION DETACHMENT

ASCENSION ISLAND GOVERNMENT

PUBLIC NOTICE
No /2002

VACANCY FOR SPECIAL POLICE CONSTABLES

Applications are invited from suitably qualified persons male or female 18 years or over to fill two part -time posts of Special Police Constables, within the St Helena Police Ascension Detachment. Applicants must be highly motivated and enthusiastic to be able to communicate effectively and make decisions.

This appointment is made on retainer basis to cover for emergencies and any other operational duties as directed within the Detachment.

The main duties of the post are:

Public safety, the preservation of the public order and the prevention and detection of crime.

To escort and guard prisoners

To cover for emergencies in the event that an Officer of the Detachment is unable to perform operational duties.

To assist the Detachment in carrying out operational duties on special occasions.

Maintaining good relations with the community, and be a visible focal point for persons seeking help and advice and reassurance and thereby help reduce the fear of crime.

Performing any other duties as directed by the Inspector of Police

The successful applicant should have:

Have good communication and interpersonal skills in keeping good relations with the general public and colleagues and being able to deal with people at all levels.

A pleasant and professional approached and attitude to the public

Ability to use own initiative and be self motivated.

Have the ability to remain calm under pressure.

Wages are the rate of £3.45 per hour when engaged in operational duties, double time will be paid for Sundays and Public holidays.

A retainer allowance of £50 per annum will also be payable.

Free uniform will be provided.

The appointment is made subject to the Police Force Ordinance 1975 and Police Regulations 2000 and all other instructions applicable to the Public Service from time to time in force.

Interested persons can Inspector Reg Williams for further information on Telephone No 6225.

Applications Forms are available from the Administrators Office or Police Office and should be submitted to the acting Senior Executive Officer/Personnel Manager by Friday 26 July 2002.

Administrator's Office M Young
Georgetown Acting Administrator


Nursing Trainer

Nursing Trainer, Mrs Maureen Reid has completed her 12-week teaching post on St. Helena. When she was on her way back to Queen's University, Belfast, NI, she spent a few days on Ascension, where she ran a refresher course for the nurses at the Georgetown Hospital. The picture Right features Nurse Trainer Mrs. Maureen Reid, Midwife Shirley Anderson, Technicians, Patty Youde and Eileen George and Nursing Sister Hazel Thomas. Mrs. Reid left the Island on Saturday's Tri-star


Your Health this Week

Prevent bowel cancer

American researchers have now developed a new DNA test which will show doctors just who is at risk of developing one of Britain's deadliest - but least talked about- killer diseases, cancer of the bowel
Although there is a genetic risk which means if a member of your family developed this disease, you may do so too, at just eight per cent this risk is very small. The more important factors which will determine whether you succumb to this frightening condition are dietary.. In fact, according to the National Academy of Sciences in the US, some 60 per cent of all cancers in women and 40 per cent in men may be due to nutritional factors.
Keeping the colon healthy should be as simple as eating a low fat, low sugar, high fibre diet, taking a modest amount of exercise, and drinking enough water to keep the bowels flushed out. Unfortunately, this is the exact opposite of the typical high- fat Western diet which has now been shown to put you four times more at risk of developing polyps. A polyp is a growth of tissue from the intestinal wall that protrudes into the intestine and while these are normally non- cancerous, they have been found in a quarter of all patients who have cancer of the colon, suggesting there may be a link.
Feed your bowels
Everyone who cares about their health now knows it is important to eat enough fibre in the diet and in some studies, this alone has been shown to reduce the incidence of bowel cancer by up to 60 per cent.. Dietary fibre also encourages the growth of the healthy bacteria that aid digestion and prevent constipation, and so the key is to vary the fibre in your diet. Dried fruits, nuts, seeds, raw and slightly steamed vegetables, coarse bran, lentils, beans and plenty of fresh fruits will all help reduce your risk of bowel cancer and keep the colon healthy.
Exercise is also more important than you think. In one study, scientist found men who burned just 500 calories a week were 20 per cent less likely to get bowel cancer than men who did not exercise. Walking the equivalent of just 4 hours a week will bring adequate benefit
Excess alcohol works in the body to depress the immune system which would otherwise help prevent cancerous changes, and some researchers argue that drinking just two to three units per week can significantly increase your risk of all types of cancer, including bowel.

Top 10 healthy bowel tips
1. Drink at least eight glasses of pure water daily.

2. Eat a low fat diet. People who eat a lot of fat are four times more likely to develop colon polyps.

3. Eat plenty of coarse grain fibre which will help reduce the risk of bowel cancer by 60 per cent

4. Take up exercise - aim for at least five half- hour sessions a week to maximise benefit.

5. Minimise alcohol intake - current guidelines are 14 units weekly for women and 21 for men.

6. Take the big three antioxidants, vitamin A,C and E to protect the large intestine from free radical damage to tissue and cells.

7. Selenium and co-enzyme Q10 may protect the body from cancerous changes.

8. Sprinkle seed on soups or cereal to help food through the bowel

9. Take a good quality probiotic such as lactobacillus acidophilus. This is especially important if you have been taking antibiotics or have been sick.

10. Avoid constipation - drinking green tea increases the rate at which food moves through the bowel, especially after eating greasy food


 

LETTERS

From the Editors:- Marie and Sherilyn Anthony

Hello

We're back again. After our long hoilday, we're back in the Editor's new comfy chair; aswell as the new A/C to keep us cool.

A small issue this week, lots to read.

Well, that's it for this time

Happy Reading…

 


Sunday 07/14/2002 3:08:55am
Name: Henry A Toppin
E-Mail: Htoppin322@cox.com
Location: University of Arizona
Comments: I just wanted to say hi to everyone. I miss the "rock" and when a hotel is built I will be there to party at the club on Friday like we use to. Take care and the best of health to all.
Allan Toppin
Global HF



Sunday 07/14/2002 0:31:11am
Name: Glyn Henry
E-Mail: glynmarily@talk21.com
Location: OXFORD
Comments: HI
to all on Ascension my mum Sylvia Troy & Sharon hope to see u all some day soon GLYN MARILYN JOSH AMY TARA

Tuesday 07/16/2002 2:53:09pm
Name: Tracie Clarke-Williams
E-Mail: Billyjoe63@talk21.com
Location: North Wales
Comments: Hi to every one on Ascension Island, My friend Denise Phillps and my cousin Troy Henry, not forgetting my favourite Auntie Sylvia Henry. Hope you all are enjoying the good weather, i could do with some right now.
Good web site.
Hope to see the island again soon!
From
Tracie Clarke-Williams



Tuesday 07/16/2002 5:33:39am
Name: Gavin Lamborghini
E-Mail: Gavin1967orl@hotmail.com
Location: Orlando florida U.S.A
Comments: HI, I went to school on the rock from 79-84.I went to England for a few years, lived in St Helena and the Falklands for some years ,and then in 93-94 i worked for belfour beaty as a welder on that radar station. In 1994 I came to the U.S where i studied Architecture...I heard that an airport is been planned for St Helena, soon to be structual engineer here needs a job [hint hint]..



 

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The Met Office Weather Report

Statistics for the week ending {date}.

  Max (deg C) Min (deg C) Rainfall (mm)
AIRHEAD 28.0 21.0 3.1
TRAVELLERS 26.6 17.8 10.8
GEORGETOWN 29.5 20.0 3.7
RESIDENCY 25.2 16.7 21.7
ST. HELENA 18.7 14.0 14.6
FALKLANDS      
BRIZE NORTON 26.0 (Worcestshire 14th) 1.0 (Highlands 13th) 37.3 (Lincolnshire 9th)

ASCENSION ISLAND: Still some cloudy, showery spells, particularly early in the week, but things improved by the weekend with mostly fine and reasonably warm weather.

UK: A big improvement by the weekend as the persistently cool, changeable weather of recent weeks gave way to something more like summer.

St Helena: Not a particularly good week, - at least not up at the Met Office. They only recorded 15 hours of sunshine for the whole week and not particularly warm either.

“METCHAT” ************************ “METCHAT” ************************ “METCHAT” ************************ “METCHAT” *************************

Yo- ho- ho and a bottle of chum!!!
Yes, heave- ho me hearties (better out than in!!)! The movers, - Hughie, Ralph, Ralph and Hughie, - were finding the movement all too much as they ventured afloat to do some fishing last week. A quick in and out (not to mention the up and down) was all that could be managed as the sea (and copious amounts of the night before) took it's toll. Mind you, not all the chumming was wasted as they did at least catch something.

On the subject of fish, - it was good to see a school of large tuna breaking the surface of the water in a feeding frenzy just off Turtle Shell last Saturday afternoon, - I've not seen that since my first tour back in '96. The beach clean-up on Turtle Shell was actually quite an enjoyable and social occasion (please don't think that means I like picking up other people's litter though) and followed by a BBQ for the few souls who turned up. Many thanks to all who made it so, and to those who supplied and helped with the food.

After a strenuous couple of weeks, Chris and Boggey are mighty relieved be able to stop seeing to Sarah's pussy. There was much amusement to watch it being sorted out at one Basha only to appear at the other one half an hour later for a second helping! Just never satisfied!

And it's with a lump in the throat and a tear in the eye (which is better than the other way around) that we say good-bye to Mel after just ten short days as Johnny's fill in. Things were so quiet in the practice when she first arrived she was beginning to think that she'd be able to spend much of her time lying in the sun bronzing herself (Grrr..). Unfortunately for her, word rapidly got around until, by the time she left, the appointment's book was full. - Funny that! Anyone notice my sparkly teeth?!!

Meanwhile down by the riverbank..
'Tell you what Mole, that dentist made a good job of my teeth. - What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?'
'And you can stop mentioning teeth and pussies in the same breath Ratty.'
'Your just jealous. Mmm, Granny makes a brilliant chocolate gateau.'

More ramblings soon….


Swarm Taekwondo, Ascension Island


Yet another grading for Swarm Taekwondo!

On Saturday 13 July 2002 at 9am the RAF Traveller's Hill Gymnasium came alive with Swarm Taekwondo students, preparing for a belt grading that would to establish their level of skill and ability.

Putting all nerves and sweaty palms aside, students taking part in the grading were required to carry out a varying degree of complex exercises and patterns. In many cases up to three patterns of 20+ moves each had to be memorised and performed plus sparring with counter strikes and self defence against hand grabs, sticks and knives. This all took place under the scrutinising eye of the examiner Master Straker and an audience of students and friends.

First to perform were Ryan, Dan and Finn. Overcoming the starting point of TKD Ryan achieve his Yellow Tag. Dan and Finn the Yellow belt - in TKD terms, the foundation from which they will build.

William and Theresa graduated beyond green tag, to Green belt, rising up in skill from foundation level.

TKD's blue belt represents 'growth beyond normal base level up towards the sky'. This was awarded to Lucy, Leroy and Robert who made the gym echo with - "kihap!" shattered boards.

Dayna and Carly received their Red tags. Red that signifies 'danger as the student become proficient and represents the blood and sweat shed to attain that level'. Leroy was instructed to grab Dayna around the neck from behind - Dayna lifted him up and dumped him on the floor and immediately extended a fist towards the head. (Trained to judge the distance, she avoided contact.)

Now, we are almost at the end of the Yin and Yang cycle with Suelaine, Gary and Russell who received the black tag. A grade half way between red and black belt!
These three were required to do many things that included breaking thicker boards than others, displaying knowledge of first aid and self defence against two attackers etc.

Congratulations to all students who took part in this grading and to Gary, Russell and Helena who have also achieved BTCB instructor status, also to Mark Johnson on his recent marriage in St Helena. Tkd looks forward to seeing you soon.

We have a special mention for the Royal Air Force who are sponsoring two of the BTCB delegation to conduct a seminar and black belt grading in November at the RAF Traveller's Hill Gymnasium and to Obsidian Hotel for providing discounted accommodation. Swarm Taekwondo expresses their thanks and gratitude to you.

If there are any former or new students who would like to join or return to TKD - the door is always open to you all.

On a sad note:

The instructor and students of Swarm Taekwondo extend their sincere condolences to Helena Bennett for her recent loss.

 


Hash Trash

Hash number: 910
Hares: Uncle Fester
Venue: Mountain Red Letterbox Marker
Hounds: Shadow, Blackfish, Billy Graham, 60watt, Fluffy Bunnykins, The Grim Reaper,
Skipper, Boots, Bonehead, Mama 3 Bones, Twin Peaks, The Major, Yeti,
Thunderthighs, Wannabee, Puff Grannie,

This week the 'Green Hashers and the Conservation Conscious Hashers' outnumbered the 'Real Hashers'. The Greens were down on the beaches cleaning and BBQing, the reals - that bunch of fit and intrepid runners - stood cowering under the daunting presence of Mountain Red. Are we going upwards this week? - the hare was about to tell us.
'Its like this', the hare said, 'its up then around and then up again, then I got lost, then I ran out of hash and then it got dark. So if we shoot up this trail, we'll see how we get on'.

In the unknown, the FRB's were scrambling over rocks looking for the hash whilst the remainder gradually caught up in snake like fashion. A circle check and then the winding snake of hashers continued onwards and upwards, finally coming to a halt on the side of a hill. Dubious about the security of the rocks on which they were perched, the hashers decided that they should not waste too much time, in such a precipitous position, and moved on, but not before the newly appointed hash nurse had removed a few prickly pear thorns from the unfortunates that had collected them.
A few more rocks disappeared downwards, but all eventually got to the top without any further mishap. 'I think this is where I got lost', said the hare, 'its that way, no this way - I think'. Someone found some hash - the other way. Scrambling downwards the ladies amongst the group told tales of culinary delights and confection, Billy Graham hung back to make sure that there was a helping hand for the ballerina-like antics of the descending pack. A Tristar passed in front of our eyes. How did Uncle Fester manage to produce such a sight on cue?
'This is where I ran out of hash', said the hare. Left to their own devices the pack went their own ways, Blackfish and The Major must have been in the sun for too long, they went a completely different way.
At last the beer and sandwiches. Hash wounds were compared and the shadows lengthened, this was a reminder that Shadow was still missing, a couple of rescuer's set off, he was quickly found and re-united with a worried mum.
The more talented and musically minded hashers had to leave to play in a gig, closely followed by all those who were watching them. Never-the-less the post hash inebriation's were fully enjoyed by the remainder.
Great hash Uncle Fester.

Next hash: Saturday 20th July, as yet venue unknown - the word will be put around.

 



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