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2002/03
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2002/03
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£
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%
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| Income tax |
1,664,394
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42
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| Property tax |
1,168,712
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29
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| Customs duties |
752,584
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19
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| TOTAL TAXATION |
3,585,690
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| Local revenue |
319,450
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8
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| Good Government Funding |
91,750
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2
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| TOTAL REVENUE |
3,996,890
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100
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2002/03
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2002/03
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2001/02
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£
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| Department | ||||
| Administrator's Office |
481,701
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16
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24
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| Finance |
207,924
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7
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n/a
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| Police |
157,105
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5
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5
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| Post Office |
107,378
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4
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4
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| Education: | Two Boats School |
448,140
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15
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14
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| Health Services: | Hospital |
558,030
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19
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19
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| Dental clinic |
106,897
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4
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4
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| Environmental Health |
28,320
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1
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1
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| Public Services | Payment to external contractors |
890,835
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29
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29
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| Total consolidated fund expenditure |
2,986,330
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100
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100
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| Development fund expenditure |
686,750
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| Total expenditure |
3,673,080
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Dear Friends,
On Sunday, 28 April, eleven young people will be renewing the vows made for them at their baptism, and with their own lips rejecting all that is evil and making a declaration that they accept the Christian faith. The bishop will then lay his hands on each of them, filling them with the power of the Spirit for worship, witness and service.
This is not only a great event in the lives of these young people, but it is a great event in the life of this island. In our ever increasing secular society with its apathy and indifference towards Christian values and standards, the witness and courage of these young people stands out in stark contrast. They are beacons reflecting the light of Christ on a confused world.
See what they will renounce:
Do you renounce the devil and all the spiritual forces of wickedness which rebel against God?
Do you renounce the evil powers of this world which corrupt and destroy what God has created?
Do you renounce all sinful desires that draw you away from the love of God?
I RENOUNCE THEM. Take note of the declarations they will make:
Do you believe and trust in God the Father Who made the world?
I BELIEVE AND TRUST IN HIM
Do you believe and trust in his Son Jesus Christ Who redeemed humankind?
I BELIEVE AND TRUST IN HIM
Do you believe and trust in the Holy Spirit Who gives life to the people of God?
I BELIEVE AND TRUST IN HIM
Please come along to Church on Sunday and support these young people as they profess their Christian faith and renew your own commitment to God.
Sunday will be my last day on the island and after the Service I will be leaving on the RMS for St Helena. Many thanks to all of you who have made me so welcome.
God bless you all,
With love and prayers,
+JOHN

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From the Editor:- Richard Hello again, All on my own in the Editor's chair this evening as my co-editor for the past few months is northbound on the Tristar this evening - so goodbye to Anjali (and Priya). A busy week, one in which Ascension related matters made it to House of Lords, (a special hello to our readers there) but you'll have to read all about it as there are few pictures to illustrate the paper this week. Lots of news and requests for help from the ADF - so read on and see what you can do. Congratulations to all those to be confirmed this weekend - thank you and goodbye to Bishop John who will be leaving after the service. Cheers, Richard |
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| Administrator's Office | Geoffrey Fairhurst |
| Georgetown | Administrator |
| 5 April 2002 |
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The Met Office Weather Report |
Statistics for the week ending Monday 1st April 2002
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Max (deg
C)
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Min (deg
C)
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Rainfall
(mm)
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AIRHEAD
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30.9
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25.1
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Trace
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TRAVELLERS
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30.1
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21.4
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5.0
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RESIDENCY
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28.1
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18.7
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13.8
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GEORGETOWN
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32.0
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22.0
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NIL
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ST. HELENA
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24.7
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17.2
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19.8
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| UK | 21.0 (London, Sunday) | -5.0 (Aboyne, Tuesday) | 32 (Capel Curig, Thursday) |
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FALKLANDS
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14.7
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-0.9
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15.2
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ASCENSION SEA SWELL FORECAST: Some pretty big swells around this week, up to 2.5 metres by Friday, and coming mostly from the south and the northwest.
Sea temperature around Ascension Island: Sea Temp 26C
ASCENSION ISLAND: A fine week, although some high cloud making the sun a bit hazy early in the week, and with just a few overnight showers.
UK: A spell of wet weather crossed the British Isles around the middle of last week but otherwise it was quite fine and sunny. Some cold nights with frost early in the week but it became quite mild by the weekend.
FALKLANDS: The usual, - cool and unsettled.
ST HELENA: An average of 8 hours of sun per day, so quite a fine week but still with some showery spells.
"Where do I begin? …."
A double entendre and innuendo packed edition this week to honour the departure of 'His Lordship'.
In an exclusive interview to our rambling Metchat reporter, His Lordship expressed deep gratitude to all those who allowed him 'to go down for one or two' during his stay and also to those who enabled him to 'slip into the back' for his return.
His over-riding memory of his tour will be the opportunity to handle a different household appliance to the one he was previously used to. -The need to aggressively twiddle the knob to turn it on, giving particular pleasure.
He also confided in me, that a report had been received, that a 'dazed and confused' figure dressed completely in white was recently discovered in Plymouth High Street. The person, having been identified as Her Ladyship, was apprehended by members of Devon Constabulary for her own safety. She was later reinstalled in the kitchen of the Crowle residence, to continue her work with the other household appliances. When, on their return later in the day to check that her ladyship was recovered from her ordeal, the officers found her in the lounge, they were forced to shorten the chain.
The interview was rounded up by my asking what His Lordship was most looking forward to doing on his return. He replied that 'he looked forward to taking Her Ladyship by surprise, by going around the back and slipping in unannounced'.
And..a - 'hintroducing on my left…- in the red corner….-Chriiis TYSON!'
Yes Chris arrived last week to take over the reins of His Lordship. Chris comes to us from RAF Odiham where choppers being exercised are a common sight. There was some doubt up until recently that he would make it. He's been training hard in case it was necessary for him to take over from his cousin Mike (several times removed of course) should he fail in his bid to challenge our very own Lennox Lewis for the heavy weight crown. You may at this point feel it necessary to enquire, as I did, about the er.. how shall I put it? ..difference in skin tint (not to mention lack of bodily stature). It appears that it's all to do with Chris treating the sun's radiation with some caution. Anyone hearing the sounds of 'slip-slap-slop' coming from Basha 6B can rest assured that there is nothing unsavoury going on. Before he left the UK he took full advantage of Marks and Spencer's offer of 'two-for-the-price-of-one' on all anti-sun products. He still managed to spend something like £80 in order to ensure adequate supplies of factor 35.
M & S shares are reported to be 'buoyant'.
Also a big welcome to the Island to Dave, our new 'Health & Safety' officer (Oh dear! This is likely to cost a penny or two!!), who will henceforth go by the name Buzzbee.
Buzzbee spent his first evening with the 'professionals' of the combined mess (another - oh dear!). Now, Traveller's Hill is not exactly Birmingham town centre is it? And Tristar Village is but a chip with a nine iron away, - just a short trip down the steps from the mess, and down the road. So how did he get lost? - After roaming the streets for some considerable time it was decided that the Cable & Wireless phone booth looked like suitable accommodation for the night. (Would sir like a double or a single? En-suite, or shared ablutions?). Anyway, on his return to full consciousness it was decided, as he was already there, to undertake a full H&S check on the accommodation. C&W are now holding their breath as it seems that the telephone cable might just constitute a 'strangulation hazard'. This could enforce a total rethink in telecom. equipment design.
The value of C&W shares are reported to be in serious decline.
He's had a couple of weeks off, but Boggey (or is that one 'g') deserves a mention -even though the threat of dismemberment hangs over Ratty. He was spotted at breakfast with a suspicious limp (limp what? I hear you ask) which had been absent the previous evening. Conjecture was rife. Was it caused by leaping from third floor windows to escape the wrath of some poor cuckold? But no,- there are no three storey buildings on the Island. Or perhaps he was just particularly peckish and was scurrying to breakfast. OR could it be the panic caused by the mysteriously vanished Security Landrover? - It's at the Mess.-No it isn't. Then it's up Snob Hill. - No it isn't. Then Jane's got it. - Jane's here with me (in the mess at breakfast, before you start thinking). Turns out it had been abandoned on the pan with a flat battery and nobody thought to pass the message on. The mystery of the limp remains though. - Suggestions on a postcard to….
The Security vehicle was not the only one suffering from a lack of juice this past week. Having completed the security checks on the freighter, the RAF police Landrover rather embarrassingly failed to respond to ignition - something to do with the heads, fogs, blues and hazard lights having been left on for the duration. As everyone else involved in the aircraft movement had all shot off to their beds, it was left to Boggey and Cliff to bump-start the vehicle. Could THIS be the cause of the limp?
Last but not least, the much awaited new Atlas cargo hoist to replace the one the fire section ALMOST had to put out when it caught fire, managed to break down THREE times last week. This is put down to the fact that the unit is deemed to be unsuitable for operating in temperatures in excess of forty degrees! Ratty remains unconvinced. by this explanation. The Le Mans starts and the handbrake turns may seem a more likely one.
Meanwhile, down by the riverbank…
It was one of those showery, spring days. A sudden burst of heavy rain followed by the sun shining brilliantly from a clear blue sky.
"Good job we've got a comprehensive kitchen appliance Mole."
"It is indeed Ratty."
"Can you bake us one of your delicious date and walnut cakes to have with our cup of tea, Granny? - After you've finished the laundry, will do. - Then you can get on with the sweeping and dusting before you do the washing up."
More ramblings from the riverbank soon….
1. Not to be outdone by the WINOs' plan to import Chilean red wine, the FCO will recruit several Chilean Redheads to do the business in their Red Lion District.
2. Taking a leaf from the Conservative Party, AIG and particularly Geoff F (The Geoff For emperor campaign) will reorganise the boundaries of the Ascension Island constituencies. The proposed constituencies probably include; the Residency (no doubt a stronghold of the Geoff F party); Travellers Hill (the stronghold of the tax-free-beer-for-my-friends-only party); the Red Lion District, Georgetown Central, Long Beach Villa (also a stronghold for the Geoff F - succession - party), and the Airhead, base of the newly formed Airheads Save the Klinker Foundation.
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As part of work carried out on Ascension
Island funded by the UK Government's Darwin Initiative and the Foreign
and Commonwealth Office Environment Fund for the Overseas Territories
a Management Plan for the Marine Turtles of Ascension Island has been
produced. This involved extensive consultation with many individuals
on Ascension, in UK and internationally, to whom we are very grateful.
To allow maximum dissemination of the document we have converted it
to pdf and placed it on our website to be downloaded as a whole or in
parts:
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Please feel free to send any comments. Brendan and Annette Marine Turtle Research Group School of Biological Sciences University of Wales Swansea SA2 8PP UK tel: +44 1792 554139 fax: +44 1792 295 447 E-mail: MTN@swan.ac.uk |

Hash #898
20 April 02
Hash Hare: The Major
Hash Hounds:Rat Boy, Frank-N-Furter, Puff Granny, Twin Peaks, Tit Pecker, Yeti, Knob Twister, Blind Pew, Morticia, Barley Buck Eye, Eeyore, Elmer Fudd
Hash Venue: Car Park - Green Mt.
A smaller than usual pack this week gathered on Green Mountain. All appreciative of the cool air and edible vegetation!
As the Hash Hare ambles towards the waiting hounds, one gathers The Major has been carrying out some last minute adjustments to the route, blaming treacherous weather for disturbed plans, the previous evening. The hash hazards are spelt out with added warning that old hash could be found in the vicinity of the trails. The Major kindly laid out a Crisps (Walkers) Hash and Hot Curry (Runners) Hash.
ON-ON through private land and onto Ruperts. Geoff the Landlord was guarding the stile and gate while overseeing the tourist gardeners at work. No toll was charged this time, largely due to the fact that we picked up the Divining Rod and removed him from aforementioned private land.
Yeti joins the Knitting Circle having investigated Cronk's Path. The lack of hash and hounds on the trail increases the uncertainty of being on the true trail, until Divining Rod appears through the ginger with Blind Pew, running in the opposite direction. Tit Pecker had decreed that Divining Rod should not continue on account of poison. The Major belatedly points out another hazard on the trail - cat bait.
A circle check and then ON-ON up; and after a scramble and a rest ON-ON towards a back arrow. Lots of running and harassment as overtaking on narrow trails causes havoc. Tit Pecker actually expected the knitting circle to stand aside and allow his ample frame to pass! More of the same, (grass, scratches, holes, hills, gates etc) and we were on to a circle check on Elliot's.
More false paths and then a slippery path down the side of the Mountain. Here the Crisps and the Curries split up, only to meet up again after respective leaps and kerfuffles. Tit Pecker arrives first having bunny hopped up the cliff, grumbling he is taking the Crisps' Trail next time The Major lays the hash. Rat Boy emerged all smiles. Blind Pew had stained her favourite shorts by falling into a berry bush. No big loss!
ON-ON to the start point, conveniently avoiding road-side circle check and SUPERIOR route down. Plenty of wholesome fare and liquid refreshments ensued.
Great Hash Major. Last Hash with Blind Pew and Radar for a while. Stay well and safe till then.
Next Week's Hash: Tit Pecker from Grazing Valley (Sugar Lumps)
Hash Scribe: Morticia
MMarriage breakdown is becoming increasingly common. In general three issues are arise from the breakdown of as marriage:-
1. Can/should the parties divorce?
2. What will happen to the children (if any)?
3. What are the financial implications?
Whether parties to the marriage whose marriage appears to have broken down should divorce is not really a legal matter. Friends, relatives and, in some cases, the clergy, might be able to help the parties in coming to a final decision on whether to divorce or not. The only advice that I would give would be to take time before reaching a final decision. Often a period of reflection helps.
If the parties or one of the parties decides that a divorce is inevitable then order to get a divorce one of the following grounds must apply:-
1) that one of the parties has committed adultery. This can only be a ground for divorce on the part of the spouse who has not committed adultery.
2) that one party has behaved in such a way hat the other cannot reasonably be expected to live with him/her again this can only be a ground for the spouse who has not behaved unreasonably.
3) that the parties have lived separate for at least a year and both parties agree to a divorce.
4) that one party has deserted the other for a period of at least two years.
5) that the parties have lived separate for a period of five years.
This ground would only apply where one of the parties does not agree to a divorce. All divorces are dealt with by the Chief Justice. He decides whether there are sufficient grounds for a divorce after he has heard evidence from the parties. Generally the parties ought to attend Court although it is possible, in some cases, to have the Chief Justice grant a divorce without either party attending. Once the Chief Justice has granted a divorce the parties must wait three months before the divorce becomes final. At that stage each party is free to remarry.
At the time of the divorce, the Court must also decide where the children of the marriage will stay once the parties begin their new lives. The main priority for the Court in coming to a decision is what is in the best interest of the children. Many factors influence the Court's decision. If the parties have reached an agreement themselves then the Court will almost always follow that agreement. If the parties do not agree then the Court will want to try and implement an arrangement which causes least disruption to the children. So if mother is a housewife and has historically looked after the children they are more likely to remain with her (particularly if they are young or female). The person who looks after the children following the divorce is said to have custody of the children. In almost all cases the parent who does not have custody of the children will be encouraged to maintain contact with them. This contact is called access.
With almost all divorces there are financial implications and in general both parties have to accept that following divorce they are likely to be worse off (because they will have to run two households instead of one on the same income). The Court has power to make an Order that the absent parent pay maintenance for the upkeep of any children. It also has power to order that one spouse pay to the other spouse maintenance. In addition the Court has power to divide up the money held by both parties and to divide up other assets eg house, house contents, car etc. The precise division will depend on the individual circumstances. The Courts task is to make an order that is fair and reasonable and legal ownership of property is only of limited importance. What this means is that in some cases, for example, the legal owner of property can be ordered to transfer it to the other party as part of any financial settlement.
This article is designed to give a broad overview of the legal position. Each case depends on its own circumstances and anyone needing advice should contact the Public Solicitor.
The Public Solicitor, Colin Forbes, may be contacted on: -
Telephone: + 290 3008
Fax: + 290 3007
e-mail: Solicitor@helanta.sh
Present: Johnny Hobson, Shub Sukhtankar Geoff Jones, Lawson Henry, Linda Yon, Glen Yon, Geoff Fairhurst, Raymond Ellick, Jamie Thompson, Glyn Smith, Gordon McHugh, Johnny Clingham.
Minutes by Priya Sukhtankar
Meeting began at 12:30 p.m.
Geoff Fairhurst began. Aims and timeframe for the committee had already been decided at public meeting on Tuesday 16th April. First question to be addressed: do options C and D need to be considered as well as A and B?
Jamie Thompson suggested that option B needs expanding because some socioeconomic issues between Ascension and St Helena did not appear to have been addressed. The flexibility needs to be increased.
Gordon McHugh added that people need to be informed of the choices so they can have an informed choice. The positions need to be stated clearly before a vote is allowed.
Shub Sukhtankar said that people eligible for tax should all vote. The information about both options needs to reach all of these people including spouses. 100% would be difficult, but the committee needs to reach the maximum number of people. He suggested the committee should split into groups and hold weekly meetings in each 'district' on different days so people can attend. The other option would be to approach employers and arrange meetings through them. Gordon added that there is a need to write to people as well.
Geoff Jones pointed out that there should be canvassing to see if people have proposals for options C and D. Possibly giving a period of 2 weeks to see if anything is suggested. If nothing were submitted, continue with A and B. Since this could delay the process, Johnny Hobson suggested that canvassing could run in line with other meetings etc.
Lawson Henry said that the paper had not explained options A and B clearly enough. He suggests that possible drafts should be drawn up, taking into account the legislation involved, to give people a better idea of what would happen. He stated the need for as much autonomy as the law allows. He also felt that financial issues had not been fully addressed in the paper, or the role of the Governor. He also thinks that options A and B need expanding, so a more comprehensive form can be presented.
Johnny Hobson brought up the subject of timing. These issues of expanding the options need to be addressed later. The committee should proceed as if there isn't a third option, but allow people to give ideas. Glyn Smith added that the committee will only know if a third option exists when ideas start coming in, so it needs to remain objective. Geoff Fairhurst pointed out that this would mean expanding both options A and B. There may be more sense in waiting for one to be picked and then expanding it. Linda Yon said that she feels there is not enough information in the existing paper to educate people fully about the options. Lawson said that a draft including legislation would help with presenting the facts.
There was then some debate on whether the steering committee should divide into three groups to decide the franchise and research the options. The franchise was discussed at this point. Gordon felt that all those paying taxes should be able to vote. Lawson stated that the aim is to create an environment that people want to live in. There should not be restriction of the franchise. There was discussion about people wanting to retire here.
The debate regarding three groups initially involved splitting the committee so that each third would meet and discuss either A, B and the franchise, or each issue separately, and then meet as a full committee at the end of the week.
Johnny Hobson then said the following: splitting into groups is pointless. Possibly splitting into two, one for A and one for B, and then the whole committee could discuss the franchise. The groups would talk to people this week, put the aims in the islander, and then meet again on Friday. The consultation process would involve districts, like Bradley did it, take feedback.
Gordon then wondered why the franchise couldn't be decided at this meeting, and Linda wondered why the committee needed to split at all. At this point Jamie decided that minutes would be a good idea as well. Geoff Fairhurst said that there was no one available from AIG to do it.
In the end, after much deliberation, it was decided that the committee should not split, but that everyone should go away, read the facts and form an opinion, and then return on Monday and talk about them. Everyone will be given an opportunity to speak if they want to.
The franchise was then discussed. Geoff Jones said that the best way would be to start with everyone over 18 and then exclude people. Jamie said that visitors and short term contractors should be excluded. Gordon's opinion was that if short term contractors are present at election and are paying taxes then they should be allowed to vote. Johnny Hobson wondered if it would make a practical difference anyway, since the short term contractors would probably not be interested even if their tour coincided with an election. It is better to keep the franchise as wide as possible, as Michael Bradley suggested. Linda pointed out that candidates would be able to canvass short term contractors and this might make an unrepresentative election. Everyone agreed that Bradley's recommendation for 2 years residence before being eligible to vote was too high. A 6 month period of residence was agreed upon. It was recognised that this would exclude some tax payers, and also that very small groups would influence the outcome of elections. Lawson added that election rules would need to be strict. A majority of 10 would be a deciding vote.
Geoff Jones pointed out that the role of the committee is to decide who can vote for A or B. The franchise does not go beyond that.
In the end everyone agreed that all people eligible for tax who had been on the island for more than 6 months should be able to vote. As Bradley suggested, the Americans should not be part of the franchise, and the committee decided that the RAF should be excluded as well. Johnny Clingham stated that MoD contractors may be apathetic and not vote. It was pointed out that when the election does happen it will have to be well publicised and accessible to the entire franchise.
In summary:
Options A and B to be discussed on Monday, 7pm in the Guest House.
Franchise for voting option A or option B is everyone over 18, who has been on the island for 6 months or more, who is eligible for tax.
This may change in the future, as the population changes.
EDITOR : Richard White
The New Islander Office, Fort Hayes, Georgetown, Ascension Island.
Tel/Fax 00 + 247 6327
E-Mail: editors@the-islander.org.ac
Internet Team: Richard Thomas, Laura & Mark Handley, Gavin Yon, Richard
White
Deadline for all contributions is 6.00pm on Monday