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Wideawake cricket team captained by Paul Thomas, became this year's League and Knockout champions. Saturday afternoon saw a hard fought battle against Georgetown for the knockout title. Well done to the victorious Wideawakes! |
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Winners of the District
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From
left to right: - The Glory Boy's
League Best Bowler -Paul Thomas (Wideawakes) Most Promising young player - Martin Andrews (Merlin) Best Batting Average - Dover Thomas (Wideawakes) |
IMAGES OF THE DAY |
![]() Future champion showing his old man how it's done! |
![]() Georgetown receives their goodies! From HH the Administrator - Geoffrey Fairhurst. |
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![]() Two Boats runners-up of the District competition. |
![]() Martin Andrews with his Most promising young player award |
![]() Evergreen Dover Thomas receiving his Gun & Moore Bat for A.I.C.A. Best Batsman. |
![]() Wideawakes champions basking in their glory! |
ASCENSION ISLAND CRICKET ASSOCIATIONCommittee Members:
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Dear Friends,
"James, take me round the world just one more time." No, it's not
Ginny suggesting that we should go on a world cruise but the final words of
the heroine in the James Bond movie as they hurtle round the earth in their
spacecraft at the end of yet another action packed and highly entertaining adventure.
Of course it's all way over the top and the screen effects are getting a bit
old hat in this computer age. The chases are still magnificent, the locations
both improbable and exotic, and every now and then Bond makes you squirm at
his wit - he presses the button on his watch, something gets blown to smithereens
and he says "There - bang on time!" Oh dear.
But it's good to get taken out of yourself every now and then, to enjoy a bit
of escapism.
We all need that. Especially when life gets us down, or just seems to go on
in a rather boring way from day to day, week in week out.
We call it escaping from reality.
But of course it doesn't last.
The Christian faith is seen by some as a form of escapism, a let out and a get
out for the weak, for those who need a prop, who can't stand on their own two
feet.
But the truth is it's not escapism at all.
It's about facing up to the world as it really is, with all the boring bits
and the sad bits as well as the good bits.
Not escaping from them but accepting the reality of them. And even questioning
them, and the God who made them.
And then accepting a far greater reality.
That in spite of all the disasters in the world, those we are responsible for
as well as the ones over which we have no control, there is a God who loves
us.
Who cares for us.
Each one.
Now that's a reality worth hanging on to.
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God Bless you and keep you, Fr Keith & Ginny. |
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| FROM THE ADMINISTRATOR Mr Geoffrey Fairhurst |
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DONKEYS
The donkeys are wild animals. Water is provided for them at various points around the Island and there is no shortage of forage for them. Please do not treat them as pets and entice them into populated areas by feeding them. In town they cause a nuisance and form a traffic hazard. Their best interests are served by keeping them away from the houses. Please do not feed or water them.EDUCATION FUND
Besides the splendid work that they carried out for the Heritage Society at Fort Hayes, the 575 (Sherwood Foresters) Field Squadron presented me with £80 for Island charity. A generous gesture. This money has been paid into the Education Fund.BIRTHDAY HONOURS 2001
If anyone wishes to make a nomination for the Queen's Birthday Honours, 2001 they should do so now. Nomination forms are available from my office but need to be submitted immediately. Geoffrey Fairhurst 20 November 2000
Geoffrey Fairhurst
20 November 2000
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E-Mail:-
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OFFICE
OF THE ADMINISTRATOR ASCENSION ISLAND SOUTH ATLANTIC ASCN 1ZZ |
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Editor
The Islander GEORGETOWN |
20 November 2000 |
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Dear Editor, In last week's edition of the islander there was an article under the heading "Loyalty" about the question of Bristish Citizen status for British Overseas Territories Citizens. The British Government remains committed to the introduction of legislation to give British Citizenship to people who have the status of British Dependent Territories citizenship by connection with a qualifying Overseas Territory. Considerable progress has been made. The principles on which the Bill will be based has been agreed and instructions for Parliamentary Counsel perpared. A consultation process with the Overseas Territories on issues related to the Bill has been initiated. I regrety that I cannot give a firm date for the introduction of the legislation. However, the Government recognises the strength of feeling amounst the people of St. Helena on this matter and intend to enact legislation as soon as the Parliamentary timetable allows. Yours sincerely, [Signed] GEOFFREY FAIRHURST |
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"...just the best bunch of lads..." J.Hobson
The fun and adventure of scouting don't stop on Ascension, three times the troop have travelled to other countries, had the privilege and experience of meeting other people, visiting famous places, and doing many new and exiciting things together. As a show of appreciation to the leaders, Saturday night the parents laid on a special party and presented each leader with a gift. Just how important scouting is within the community, and just what it means to the parents and boys can be clearly seen in what was said on behalf of the parents.
To The Scouts:
"...young people on Ascension are growing into interesting and exciting times. I believe there will soon be many opportunities for you to reach your full potential. You are fortunate to have dedicated scout leaders pointing you in the right direction. Give them the satisfaction of seeing you face eacg challenge with confidence, take full advantage of every positive opportunity, and be the very best you want to be in life."To The Leaders And Helpers:
"...Johnny will be the first to say he can't achieve very much with the scouts without the help and support of the other leaders and helpers, indeed of the whole community, or even people off the island. But I know everyone will support me Johnny in acknowledging and showing our appreciation for your exceptional leadership with the scouts, your enthusiasm and the inspiration you give our children. Thank you, on behalf of all the parents and scouts. Also a special thank you from the parents and scouts to Glen, Crocky, Angela, Geordie and Adrian: to Sonny and Shirley for all thier support over the years to the scouts on Ascension, and to all other helpers and supporters...."
"Thank you all for your precious time and effort."
The Scout's have their own great website at http://www.scouts.org.ac .
(P.S. don't forget to leave a message on the Scout's Visitor's Book!).
LETTERS & INTERVIEWS
From the Editors:- Carolyn & Deano CollisThankyou to everyone, who sent articles in this week, it does help to
fill out the pages and give a fuller paper. Caz & Dean xxxxxx
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Thank YouThe parents of all Scouts would like to express their thanks to Delphia and Cyril Leo and everyone else who were involved in organising the party for Johnny and the Leaders at the Saints Club Beach Hut last Friday night. Lynn Stevens
From : ronnie@sceva.demon.co.uk
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From: Falkland Islands News Network
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From: Falkland Islands News Network
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Sean's Final GoodbyeEd - I pinch this from a recent Sean & Steve's Radio show, just in case anyone missed it! I would like to say big good byes to the following people: Massive goodbyes to all the Sainty friends that I have made in such a short time. Far too many to mention. You have made me so welcome during my time on the Island. You truly are such special people. Don't ever change the way you are. To everyone down in the town, including Peter Powell and the Exiles gang. Thanks for the life saving eggy bakes on a Saturday morning. To the Reflections girls, I will surely miss my Hotty dogs. To the staff at the Saints Bar, you really are true Saints, having to put up with me in my drunken states; you would need to be. I will never forget this bar, as it was here I had the most embarrassing moment in my life and I think Avril will agree with me on this one! Goodbyes to Ritchie and Stella, Chris and Sonnie, Jane and Terry, Colin and Dianne, Geoffrey and Wendy, Geordie and Karen. No more boxes I promise. To Adam and Julia. Good luck for the future. Please look after Rav as I know you will and to all the neighbours who have lived around me and had to put up with the wild parties. I thank you for your patience. No I don't, you should have been there! Thanks and goodbye to all the fishing crews, especially Dutch and Danny. I wish we could have caught a bigger one. Never mind. Next time! Good bye to all who know me up at The Boats, including all the staff of the Two Boats club. Keep up the good work. And now to all the good friends I have made within Serco Aerospace. Donk, Steph, Ian, Spike, Kenny, Howie, Glyn, and Jean, and Steve Benniman, All the boys in MT. Phil, Martin, Arnie, Paul and all the Saints. The firemen fraternity. Billy, Nathan, Jerry, Mario and the rest of the Sainty gang. To the entire crowd hiding in VAHS. All the rest of the staff in Ops and Concem. And anyone else I have forgotten who works for Serco. Goodbye to all the RAF personnel. Chris, Donna, Sharon, The nurses, and to all the movers. George Charlie, Ormski.com, Sam, Sandra, Al and all the other lads, Andy Whinney, Nor Joe Hubbard would have done it like that! And big goodbye and thank you to Sarah. Oh and not forgetting the telemechs, even though they are Army! I hope you all enjoyed the Jagermeister like I have enjoyed your company. Big thanks to Ed and Avril. They have made me feel welcome as much this time as they did the last time. You are a special couple, with great qualities and I will miss you so much. Bye, bye to CAS and Dean. I have enjoyed the time we have worked together and I wish them both every happiness in the future, in work, at home, in their marriage and with the arrival of the new baby dean. Good luck. And finally to 2 very special people. Two people that have put so much fun in both the times that I have visited the Island. God we have laughed. To Steve and Helen. Two genuine people, We have had some laughs, both in and out of work. Massive luck in the future, to you both and look after the little man from the Boats. We will definitely meet again. As the old saying goes. Who knows where, who knows when? And I must say good bye to anyone else that knows me. I am sorry for not naming everyone on the island. So many people so many faces. So it just remains for me say one last thing. As I said in the Islander
last week
You are all special people on a special Island. Make the
most of your time you have in this beautiful place. This is Sean signing off for the last time. I will return. BYE BYE. |
Lady Ryder dies amid Charity FeudBy Louise Jones (Newspaper extract)Lady Sue Ryder died yesterday aged 77, sparking claims that her health
had suffered from a bitter dispute with the charity she founded.
This is an up date of the helpers from the Sue Ryder Boutique, Ascension: Raxa Sukhtanker Many thanks to Dr Shub for standing in while I was on leave and to Avril Morgan for all her help over the years Sylvia Henry |
THANK-YOUThe 1st Ascension Guides and Guiders would just like to say a HUGE "THANK-YOU" to Bluey, Noddy, Dutch, Carl, Biffy, Barry, Colin, Lionel Bo, Buffalo, Roy and Spooky who took them on their fishing trip on the barge last Friday. I did personally felt sorry for them for as soon as one grouper was caught then there were 3 or 4 others so they were helping here, there and everywhere. If it wasn't to help with the fish coming off the hook it was to assist to put hooks and bait back on the line. It was non-stop fishing which paid off well as we came ashore at 18:40 hrs with just about 2 garbage bins full of grouper, one soldier and 2 congers. Well done to our newest Guide Laura Oliver who caught 15 grouper single-handed. We did had 4 seasick girls and yours truly felt really queasy once the barge went a little further out to sea. To avoid using my bucket I told the girls we had to get ashore by 18:30 because of the "Health & Safety" rules!! In a flash all lines were up out of the sea and Buffalo had us heading to shore much to my relief (and Winnie who came over with a dizzy head!). Once ashore we were back to normal - well almost. Awaiting us were spectators and a few Scouts who came to see if we just caught the "sea breeze" but they were in for a surprise! Our thanks also goes to AIS for allowing this to happen, Patrick for standing by on the Pier in case of seasickness and Dutch and Leggy for boning the grouper in readiness for cooking on Saturday. Now that's another story!! Cheryl |
506 STRE (WORKS) (V) RE VISIT THE ASCENSIONSOver the past few weeks, there has been a noticeable increase in the members of the Armed Forces residing in the Ascension Island, 506 STRE (WORKS) (V) RE have culminated on the Island for their annual camp. Based at Gibraltar Barracks in Camberley, Surrey, 506 STRE (WKS) (V) is a Specialist Unit of the Territorial Army. The team of 25 members has an array of Civilian Occupations between them, the pool of expertise comprises of Civil, Electrical and Mechanical Engineers to Architectural Consultants, Surveyors and Draftsmen. There are also a number of artisans in the team, consisting of Carpenters and Joiners to Bricklayers, enabling 506 STRE (WKS) (V) to have a construction capability. Over the annual camp on the Ascension Island, 506 STRE (WKS) (V) RE are carrying out a number of important tasks. One of the tasks involved the refurbishment of the Children's Playground in George Town. Due to the heat, the old wooden telegraph poles in the playground had become dried out, causing the children to get splitters when they touched the poles. The task involved covering the telegraph poles with Astro-turf to prevent this reoccurring problem. Another task involved carrying out a Continued Survey of the Water Distribution System at The Residency for the Administer and ASI. Another main construction task has involved the artisans of the unit erecting 8 Stone Caines, at Broken Tooth, Sisters, North/West Point, Weather Post and DewPond. In addition the unit has undertaken various infrastructure engineering work for RAF Ascension Island at the Airhead and Travellers Hill The experience of engaging in an annual camp in the Ascension Island for the members of 506 STRE (WKS) (V) RE has been a unique one. During our time here we have managed to visit most of the attractions of the Island, taking a stroll in Green Mountain, to enjoying the diverse marine life at English Bay. A few of the members have participated in fishing, diving and snorkelling. The evening entertainment has been first class! Thank you to the permanent residents and Armed Forces based in the Ascension Island for being so welcoming. PTE RABIA WILLIAMS (C/CLERK) |
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The Met Office Weather Report |
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Statistics for the week ending {date}.
| Max (deg C) | Min (deg C) | Rainfall (mm) | |
| AIRHEAD | 28.0 | 20.2 | 0.1 |
| TRAVELLERS | 27.7 | 20.7 | 10.3 |
| GEORGETOWN | 24.5 | 16.5 | 8.9 |
| RESIDENCY | 29.0 | 21.5 | Trace |
| ST. HELENA | 20.7 | 15.2 | 4.4 |
| FALKLANDS | 12.1 | 0.5 | 3.1 |
| BRIZE NORTON | 11.2 | -1.7 | 14.4 |
ASCENSION SEA SWELL FORECAST:
Southerly swell of 1.5 metres gradually decreasing to 1.0 metres.Sea temperature around Ascension Island:
25 Celsius and still some way to go before it peaks next year.ASCENSION ISLAND:
Still rather cloudy with sunny intervals and overnight showers, most of which fell over the high ground of Green Mountain and Travellers Hill.ST HELENA:
Gary Thomas reports:-
A very sunny Tuesday followed by a cloudy/foggy Wednesday, with light showers throughout the day. Cloudy conditions continued to Thursday and thereafter the cloud broke and we were treated to a dry/sunny weekend.
Mean Temp 16. 7 deg C, Sunshine 30.4 hrs & mean Wind Speed 13.7 kts.UK:
No end in sight to the current unsettled spell of weather with last week again seeing outbreaks of rain interspersed by sunshine and showers. It has also been appreciably colder than recently with snow over the Scottish mountains.FALKLAND ISLANDS:
Sunny intervals and showers but generally still on the cold side.
Another week down and another 'Metchat' to write. Its amazing how quickly the weeks seem to be rolling past at the moment and in no time at all it will be Christmas. The great thing about being down here of course is that we avoid most of the hysteria that is so typical of the run up to the festive season, usually ending with a hangover and a feeling of anticlimax on the great day itself. 2 years ago I spent a brilliant Christmas down on the Falklands. It was a hot and sunny day and even the wind decided to have a day off so barbecues were very much the order of the day and everybody got sunburnt (good old ozone hole). The next day, in classic Falklands fashion, was cold and cloudy with gale-force winds so yer pays yer money and yer takes yer chance!
The last week has been a relatively quiet one in the Met Office. We had our annual inspection at the start of the week so we had to be on our best behaviour. Meanwhile, Pete started his weekly radio show playing a selection of his large and very varied music collection. A bit of a plug this but the show goes out each Saturday between 12 and 2 pm. I missed the show this week as I was playing for the 'Wideawakes' in the knockout cricket final. We ended up victorious although I made my mark by being hit for probably the biggest 6 ever seen on Ascension. The ball was actually still rising as it flew past the top of the floodlights! Paul Thomas was our match winner with a brutal 98 not out.
The answer to last week's 'Metchat' question was that yes, we do indeed get gale-force winds on Ascension. Though very rare, wind speed in excess of 33 knots do occur with gusts in excess of 50 gusts having been reported in association with thunderstorms. Thunderstorms too are relatively uncommon on Ascension but this week's question is, during which month are thunderstorms most common on the island?
I had my first experience of Two Boats golf course this week and what an experience it was. I won't pretend that I'm anything but an awful golfer but its the only course I've ever played on where you can hit the ball 100 yards one way only to see the ball rebounding off a piece of lava and ending up 50 yards behind where you started. Poor old Gary from Ops had the misfortune to be paired up with me and we proceeded to fail to win a hole and also ended up having to buy a round of drinks for the other 2 pairs as we came off worst on the last hole. In fact, I'm pretty sure that Gary and I didn't even get round to sinking a single solitary putt! Never mind, there's always next time.
Enough for this week then as the weather has deteriorated from brilliant sunshine to cloud and rain in the time it has taken me to write this. Maybe if I stop now it will brighten-up again. Cheers until next week!
Captain Caveman.

This Weeks Hares: Frank-n-furter & Morticia.Minds were racing Frank-n-furter and Morticia Frank-n-furter laying the longest back-checks and giving up all other events on Friday - presumably to go and lay the HASH Morticia having been on holiday for the past year - rearing to makeup for the torture she has missed delivering to a gullible group of people There were even suggestions that as the HASH was starting from Travelers Gym - there might be Step Aerobics and Circuits laid out ready for the group! In fact the turn out was not very brilliant this week! Now I think that we all know why .
The briefing was given - the HASH was to last about 55 minutes and there were 'loss bits' and 'poke in the eye' as hazards - and the ON ON was given up the main road. Rat Boy having already come down this way failed to see the HASH on the way down, and funny enough - on the way back up! There is definitely a reputation building there - nobody follows him when he goes looking for the false trails! Hmmmmm. But, he defied all the evil and found a right trail on the ridge heading up to Middletons. I think that he was just to lazy to go up the hill .. A good tour of the Obsedian trails, and then we were heading back to the Gym again. Crystal Tips decided that she was going to practice a crash landing, and succeeded with the best injury of the day! Even all the scratches from the 'poke things' didn't come anywhere close to this one!
On assembly back at the Gym, there were demonstrations from Frank-n-furter on survival in the wild - how to open a beer bottle without an opener! The best tip that the HASHers could ever have should we be stranded somewhere on the island with all that food in bottles . It was here at this point that we all realized that one of the Hares had created the biggest crime in the HASH and done a massive short-cut! She missed the HASH altogether! But was very shortly forgiven when presented the lovely sandwiches! Thanks for a good HASH and the nice things on the sandwiches ..
We also said goodbye to Playdough would had to come back to Ascension for more 'treatment!' All the best Playdough.This Weeks Hashers: The Fugitive, A-Drain, Frank-n-furter, The Major, Rat Boy, Ivor The Engine, Thunder Thighs, Crystal Tips, Beany baby, Chief Longpole, Pants, Floppy Top, Playdough, Morticia, Occassional,
Next Weeks Hares: Ivor The Engine & The Major - from One Boat (at boat!)
A-Drain
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