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The Islander - Thursday 9th November 2000


Father Keith Writes:

PARISH CHURCH OF ST MARY THE VIRGIN. 
ASCENSION ISLAND (Diocese of St. Helena)

Parish Priest: Fr. Keith James - +247 6431
Church Warden: Mervyn Isaacs
Church Warden: Cheryl Anthony

Dear Friends,

If you watched Songs of Praise on your TV last Sunday you will have heard Sir Harry Secombe thinking back to his time serving as a soldier in the Second World War in North Africa in 1942. As he was interviewed about those dangerous times he joked "I used to lead retreats" - and it was suggested that the telling of jokes and good humour was the only way to deal with the fear.

"Did you ever get over the fear?" he was asked, and replied "I never got over it, you can't" He went on to say "You can't tell people what war is like, what it is to see your mates die. Only those who have been with you understand. They don't say anything. They only hold your hand."

How difficult for us to understand. We can't.

But year by year we can remember.

And in Remembering honour all who have fought for their country, for justice, for peace, especially those who did not return from the battle, or for whom the scars of war still take their toll.

Not only shall we honour them, but by your generous donation to the collection we can support the work of the Royal British Legion, the ex-service foundation begun in 1920.

Today the Legion still finds work to do, for though the survivors of the two main conflicts we remember get less each year, conflicts continue, and the Legion received over 200,000 calls for help last year.

The help it gives includes running seven residential homes, three convalescent homes, holidays and respite care for carers and the disabled and more recently support for ex-Service men and women who want to start their own business when they retire from service life.

This year we shall have the Command Chaplain of RAF Strike Command taking part in the Service and our singing will be led by a small military band. Then at the end of the main service those who wish can come on to Georgetown Cemetery to lay Ascension Island Lillies on the graves of the seven war dead buried there.

We shall Remember them. We may not understand, but we can hold their hands.

God Bless you and keep you,

Fr Keith & Ginny.



LETTERS

From the Editors:- Ian Andrews

You probably all know by now, but if you don't, BFBS will be running an episode of Scene Here featuring the recruitment of soldiers from St Helena, complete with views of the island. It's on Friday afternoon at 17.35 local time. Who knows who will be on it???

The future of the Exiles Club is still in the balance, there is to be a meeting of all members and interested parties on Thursday night. If you want your say then the committee will be more than pleased to see you there.

Apart from that the week has been quiet here on Ascension, and indeed I am scrabbling to find a front-page story

Thanks to everyone who contributed to this weeks thin edition, and if you would like an advert cancelling, then please leave a note at the Islander post box, or via e-mail (deadline 6pm Monday night)

All the best

Ian

Those wishing to take their pets to the UK on the Pet Passport Scheme should start thinking of making arrangements. The process is quite lengthy and involved and will require long term planning. Discussions are already under way with MAFF to ensure we meet all their requirements and have the correct paperwork but it looks quite promising. It may be that our pets have to undergo 2 or 3 days in a quarantine facility but offset against the present 6 month system, I don't think this will be too much to bear. To qualify under the scheme your pet must have a microchip, be vaccinated against rabies and have a blood test to show immunisation has been effective. Your pet cannot enter the UK until at least 6 months after the date that the blood test was taken. There will also be a requirement for parasite treatment but the details are still under discussion.

Once your pet has had a successful blood test, provided that it is given a rabies booster less than one year after the last vaccine was administered then no further blood tests will be required.

Watch this space for more news as and when we get it.

We're still looking for a volunteer to take over when I leave the island. It would be a terrible shame if the AISPCA came to an end after all the hard work and time everyone has put in over the last 3 years. You won't be expected to perform brain surgery……….not in your first week anyway…….but to administer preventive treatments and first aid. To qualify you should have an interest in animal welfare and a good sense of humour. Please do call if you think you could be the person we're looking for.

Caz

 

 

 

Letters to the Editor can be sent to
editors@the-islander.org.ac

 


What is happening to the Exile's Club ? - Your questions answered !

There will be a meeting at 8pm on Thursday the 9th of November to discuss the future of the Exiles Club. If you are a member and wish the Club to continue operating, then please turn up to the meeting. The Committee has resolved to do everything in its power to keep the club going, but we need the support of the membership to achieve this.
In the short term, we go on! The Club is open for lunch on Thursday 9th, Friday 10th and Saturday 11th. The bar will also be open on Friday, Saturday and Sunday night. (We are also open after the Remembrance Service on Sunday.)

There is understandably a lot of uncertainty as regards the future of the Club, so here is a broad outline of how the current committee sees the Club's future.

1. The Kitchen.
Karen is leaving after the 17th of November 2000, so a new caterer is required. The Club may be prepared to offer the kitchen side of the business as a "franchise" to the right party (subject to the agreement of the membership). This would be a great business opportunity for someone, especially a team of spouses or dependants. We would provide you with all the equipment you need in the way of ovens, fridges and implements, and offer you a low rent to set you on your way. The profits would be yours. Of course we would want certain obligations to be fulfilled as regards opening times, price structures and so on, but basically the profits would be yours to keep. Have you got what it takes? If you are interested in either being the Club Caterer, or operating a franchise, then give Stephen Fowler a ring on 6317 and let's talk!

2. The Bar.
The bar will continue to be run by the Bar Manager; we currently need (paid) staff to help run the bar; if you are interested then contact Earl on 3119.

3. The Committee.
The Committee is badly in need of new members. We desperately need a treasurer to run our accounts. (At present these duties are being undertaken by the Chairman, Pete Powell, who has to fit his obligations to the Club around his full time job. He is also resigning in the near future in preparation for his end of tour.) Hence, the Club requires a new Chairman as well!

4. The Credit System
The Committee will suggest that the current "chit system" be abolished. At any one time the Club is owed hundreds of pounds by the members. In addition, the Treasurer has to spend many hours a week deciphering chits, and processing them on to the accounts.


IF YOU ARE AN EXILES MEMBER AND YOU WISH YOUR VIEWS TO BE HEARD, OR YOU THINK YOU CAN HELP THE CLUB, THEN PLEASE ATTEND THE GENERAL MEETING ON THURSDAY THE 9TH AT 8PM.

Stephen Fowler, Secretary.


The Met Office Weather Report

Statistics for the week ending {date}.

  Max (deg C) Min (deg C) Rainfall (mm)
AIRHEAD
28.4
20.8
2.0
TRAVELLERS
27.1
20.0
11.4
GEORGETOWN
29.0
21.5
1.2
RESIDENCY
23.9
16.5
24.8
ST. HELENA
20.8
14.3
2.2
FALKLANDS
16.4
-0.8
4.1
BRIZE NORTON
13.2
0.2
54.7

 

ASCENSION SEA SWELL FORECAST:
A bog standard southerly swell of around 1 metre and occasionally a northerly of around 1 metre which may give the odd interesting roller.

Sea temperature around Ascension Island:
Remains at 24.8 Celsius although the overall trend is up........honest.

ASCENSION ISLAND:
Looks like I put the kiss of death on this week's weather by saying how few showers we'd had the previous week. Cloudy or overcast until Friday with frequent showers although the weekend then turned out to be a cracker.

ST HELENA:
Marcos Henry Reports:-
A fairly pleasant week with some cloud cover, a gentle breeze and the occasional light shower. However, Saturday was a real scorcher with 9.5 hours of sunshine although it became cloudy again on Sunday.
Mean Temp 16. 5 deg C, Sunshine 24.2 hrs & mean Wind Speed 10.4 kts.

UK:
Generally cool, windy and showery up until Friday then fine and dry before the next helping of heavy rain moved up from the south-west later on Sunday.

FALKLAND ISLANDS:
Fine, dry, cool and windy until Wednesday then mainly cloudy with a little patchy drizzle at times accompanied by strong to gale force northerly winds on Saturday and Sunday.

“METCHAT” ************************ “METCHAT” ************************ “METCHAT” ************************ “METCHAT” *************************

Last week yet again proved what a fickle thing the weather is. There I was this time last week thinking that the worst was now probably over and then it decides to tip it down (on and off) from Monday right through to Thursday! I even witnessed a mass evacuation of English Bay one afternoon as the rain poured down and it actually felt cold. I would stick my neck out and suggest that the start at least, of this coming week promises a continuation of this weekend's fine weather but that would be tempting fate wouldn't it!?

Enough about the weather except to give you the answer to last week's little meterological mystery. There are actually two primary means of measuring sunshine amounts, the old way and the new way. The old way uses a device known as the Campbell-Stokes sunshine recorder which is effectively a glass sphere that focuses the suns rays to burn a hole in a calibrated card. The spheres are actually quite valuable and many have been stolen from sites around the UK over the years. The new way is simply by measuring the incoming solar radiation itself.

It suddenly occurred to me this week that it was about time I did something a little more energetic with my days off than kipping at the beach. There is obviously lots of walking to be done around the island but getting out of my pit to do it has been something of a stumbling block so far. I've played a lot of snooker but that involves the consumption of a lot of beer during the game and is hardly what one would call an athletic sport. Squash on the other hand is but a) I'm the world's worst squash player and b) I end up drinking lots of beer after the game to rehydrate myself. In the meantime I will persist with my current regime of regularly getting lost late at night and stumbling up various hills in search of my basha!

The Tristar schedule proved to be interesting again this week. There was even the risk at one point of Friday's plane actually overtaking Tuesday's plane on the way down to the Falklands. There were the usual jokes about how it would be quicker to get home on the Maersk and wondering what Christmas was going to be like down here but, as I sit here on Sunday evening, all is now pretty much back to normal.

For all who know him and there aren'y many who don't, 'Teesider' has been in touch this week to see how we're getting on without him and to send his regards to one and all. He also sent some very unflattering photos of Ascension Met Office staff partying but the less said about those the better! All is well with him in the UK although I don't think his beloved Middlesbrough have won a game since he returned home last month.

To end, I will leave you with a question on weather satellites. To be brutally honest, weather forecasters would be absolutely lost these days without satellite imagery. Some may say we are pretty much at a loss anyway but there you go. We are lucky here on Ascension in that we have our own 'stand-alone' satellite receivers that download images from the 'NOAA' and 'Meteosat' weather satellites. There is a fundamental difference between how these two types of satellite operate. What is it?

Captain Caveman.


Hash Trash

Hash number: 826
Hares: The Major & Ivor The Engine

This week the pack gathered at the Klinka Klub, some of the pack missed the road altogether and ended up on English Bay Beach! Some ended up at the dive club….. and others at the Power Station….. really - what's with these people? There are only 35 square miles of land in the middle of the Atlantic - surely they must know all the 500 yards worth of roads……

The briefing was given by the hares - and with an evil glint in the eyes - the ON ON was given, and a mumbled remark about being 'carted' back to the KK at the end of the HASH! Over the Klinka towards the Merlin Antennas, and up towards broken tooth direction….. some worried faces here! Or was it because there was fear due to the sterilisation thoughts……

A bar check here, and Rat Boy goes of on the wrong trail again - really Rat Boy - the HASHers are using you as the example of which direction not to go in! Towards the road near the TX entrance, and after a Circle check ON ON up more or less (probably more less) along the road towards the blind turning near the track to the 'back of sisters' Hmmmmm….. From here there were two trails - one for the Knitting circle and one for those that want to chase wool! The both trails then converged together after the knitting circle declared war on themselves…. And finally a run towards English Bay beach where there was the 'cart' to take us back to the KK. The hares even left a few drinks here for those that couldn't wait long enough for the 'medicine'. Back to the KK for a few drinks and snacks - lovely they were too!

(One of the Hares didn't make it home from the KK - something about playing Gin!!!!! - I think….)
Good HASH Guys - just what the Doctor said to avoid!

We say goodbye to Lady Like & Thomas The Tank Engine this week…. Again! And Barbra & Joan - all the best from ASI HASH Harriers!

This Weeks HASHers: Boots, Bone Head, A-Drain, Fank-n-furter, The Major, Rat Boy, Ivor The Engine, Thunder Thighs, Crystal Tips, Beany Baby, PJ's, Occasional, Lady Like, Thomas The Tank Engine, Woodswrecker, Skipper, Pants, Floppy Top, Barbra, Joan.

Next Week Hares: Thunder Thighs & Someone….. From A1 Two Boats.
18th Nov - Frank-n-furter: From Travellers Gym.

 

 


 

Golf News
With SANDBAGGER

19 players took part in the Monthly Medal held on the 5th November. Matt Thomas took Runner-up spot with a net 66, playing off an 18 handicap

The top spot of the day goes to George Dover Thomas with a net 61 - Dover plays off a 7 handicap, well he was on 7.

Had he put this round together last week in the final round of the 2000 open, it would have looked very interesting indeed.

The two-ball pool was shared between John Joshua, Lynn Leo and Patrick Sim

Thanks to all members who turned out

Sandbagger



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