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On Monday 22nd February 1999 at 12:16pm, baby Thomas Ernest was born at Georgetown Hospital to proud parents Pamela and Clarence Roberts. |
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Dear Friends,
My thanks to all who enabled the Services to keep going during my absence - I write that in faith as I am only just off the Tristar and have not had time to see how things went, but like St Paul I can write to the congregation and churchwardens see what confidence I have in you!
So how come you got off the Island so soon - youve only just arrived? was a parting shot twelve days ago.
Well I must admit it was a long way to go to get Ginnys hand cream and my favourite razor blades, but there was a bit more to it than that.
I was first on a course run by the Chaplains Branch of the RAF and then at a conference for Officiating Chaplains - thats us part-timers who get attached to RAF stations. So there were about fifteen lectures and presentations with excellent and often very high ranking speakers; we learned a lot about the very real concern the RAF have over the financially led changes that have taken place and the effect on morale generally. We also visited the famous Bunker at RAF Uxbridge from which the Battle of Britain was directed, had some very meaningful worship, and generally enjoyed each others company.
I also manged to visit old friends and three of my children and two of my grandchildren, motoring some 900 miles at slightly more than 40 miles per hour, and so it really was back to home base both from a Chaplains point of view and as a father and grandfather.
But it is good to be back.
For a priest home is where his people are, and for me thats Ascension Island.
So its back to the routine of Morning Prayer at 8.30 every morning.
Another sort of journey, the journey of prayer linking God, the home base if you like, with His people.
God Bless and Keep You,
Fr Keith & Ginny
Statistics for the week ending Sunday 21st February 1999.
Max (deg C) Min (deg C) Rainfall (mm)
AIRHEAD 30.5 23.8 2.1
TRAVELLERS 29.2 22.0 9.6
GEORGETOWN 31.0 24.0 2.1
GREEN MOUNTAIN 23.2 18.6 21.4 FARM
RESIDENCY - - 3.8
ST. HELENA 24.7 18.1 1.0
FALKLANDS 16.9 3.2 3.6
BRIZE NORTON 13.8 2.6 10.0
ASCENSION SEA SWELL FORECAST ( based on data available on Monday afternoon) : 1.5 m Sly.
Sea temperature around Ascension Island : PS 27 DEG C
ASCENSION ISLAND: The week started dry and sunny but showers continued to affect Travellers and overnight at Georgetown and the Airhead. The week seemed to get wetter as it progressed with most peoples slumber being rudely interrupted early Monday morning by frequent moderate showers. The humidity remained high with dew points never far from 22 C. Checking the Comfort Index it reveals at max. heating were on the border of Over 50% of people feel uncomfortable to Everyone feels discomfort
ST HELENA: Gary Thomas reports: A bit more cloud this week but the warm/dry conditions continue with just the occasional light shower. Sea conditions have shown a marked improvement and the week ended with near calm conditions.
U.K: A milder week for southern UK than last but still plenty of wintry conditions around for Scotland and northern and eastern parts. Strong winds on Tuesday pushed a cold front south across the whole country feeding blustery snow showers, gust 40 - 50 knots, across northern Scotland and Shetland. A cold but sunny Tuesday gave way to warmer, rain and snow bearing maritime air for Wednesday. The remainder of the week saw a return to showers and strong winds. A weak waving frontal system introduced cloudy and wet conditions for the far south to end a changeable week.
FALKLAND ISLANDS: Met man in the south writes: The highlight of the week was during Thursday evening, when around sunset a reddish streak was seen high in the atmosphere by ATC. The resulting contrail estimated height 50000 - 80000 feet, formed a huge and very strange swirl of a cloud which became brilliantly lit against a darkening sky by the light of the sun which had long since set. The cloud formation lasted for an hour and a half and The Met Office was inundated by calls from worried locals/forces personnel. What the initial source of the contrails is remains a mystery, the current favourites are: 1. Rocket testing by our American cousins in the stratosphere or 2. A meteor of some kind.
And now for the weather: A very pleasant week across the Falklands, with the last vestiges of summer still very much in evidence. The weather was quite warm with above average temperatures on most days, notable highs on Tuesday and Sunday. There was also plenty of sunshine as well, averaging 7.4 hours a day, only Friday being on the dull side. As ever, the wind was strong for most of the time, but on Monday it was warm enough with light winds, for two Met staff to go swimming (very briefly!) with the penguins [Ive told you about wearing those white Speedos!].
MET CHAT
For the first time in a long time I splashed out on a magazine from the NAAFI. I was looking forward to spending a lazy afternoon being utterly girlie and flicking through the latest issue of Cosmo but alas had to settle for Womans Journal. Ive never read this one before. The title sounds as if its published for the thirty somethings with some disposable income, who likes cooking (more especially eating the results). The sort of woman who likes thinking about buying expensive shoes but definitely no matching handbags, who, despite their behaviour, still likes men, and whose idea of gardening is a small terracotta pot filled with daffs by the back door. I thought what a boring existence until I realised that this was me. I swear I was in my mid twenties only last week, eating take-outs every night, not knowing how to use a wok or what couscous actually was. What happened? Did it happen overnight or was it gradual. Ive been sucked down the spiral of mediocrity, consumed by the fires of materialism and nobody told me. But then I came to Ascension where the most avant-garde statement you can make is to wearing your shorts inside out and not cut the C&A label off.
Pondering the dos and donts of what to wear and what not to wear, what catwalk creation you simply must be seen in this year on this rock, I came up with the Ascension Fashion Tips for the Top.
For her:
T-shirts must be worn with the shorts, interchanged with vest tops for that versatility essential for the working wardrobe. Colours are in, as well as white, mixing anything with anything for that collage of tropical summer madness.
Khaki shift style dresses are very popular this year and look a treat with Jesus sandals, accessorized with blue and a splash of gold.
Embroidered anything is in . It doesnt matter how intricate or simple the design, even the name of your employer delicately machine stitched on to all your T-shirts will say enough.
Legs should remain unshaven for that textured designer stubble look. (anythings better than using that instrument of torture - the Epilady!)
For him:
Similar to the above but, I know youll be disappointed, not the dress, not this year. I know Sheilas leaving but steel yourselves till the Christmas panto.
T-shirts with fish, turtles or obscure marathon dates blazoned across brighten any everyday short and shirt ensemble.
Socks are worn up to the knee and tops turned down, dissipate being over ten years old it gives the illusion of a mischievous schoolboy or, more likely, a grown man wearing woolly hold ups that are too small,..........nice.
Waistcoats are loose and florescent yellow with black trim and Velcro fastening.
Despite having this obvious wealth of fashion knowledge, why is it I still have nothing to wear?
No one has done anything this week for me to write about. Not even the Movers, according to Taff, or at any rate nothing he was willing to tell me about -coward! Mikey and Roger ventured out fishing with Stu and Tony, making it to the frigate without a surprise swim. They had a fab time and actually caught some fish, which really cheesed me off as Id gone out not 4 weeks previously with them and caught nothing but frigate birds and felt Tom Dick the whole time. So not only did they catch lots but I had to listen to their Castle enhanced, fisherman tales all night. The VC casino night flushed out a few life time members of Gambles Anonymous. Poker faced Tim was spotted hustling on the Black Jack tables with his partner in crime, Donk . Im not sure if it was slight of hand or the BBQ Pringles that had gone to my head but Im sure I didnt see either of them using a calculator to add up the card value. I took no time at all to lose all my money on the roulette table unlike Karen G, who managed to make $5 multiply and last all night.
E-Mail: Meteorological Office: Met.Office@atlantis.co.ac
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LETTERS| From this week's
Editor - Caroline Parker: Firstly, thanks a million to Kate Hayward for her editing efforts over the last few months. Sadly, last week was her final edition. Never fear though, for she hasnt quite yet deserted the Islander. Kate will still be on hand for the odd bit of printing and collating and racing to the rescue when work interferes with my availibility to edit. Now then, on to the serious business. We have lost two editors in the last 3 months and once again the Islander is heading towards crisis point. Tony and I will continue for a short while (and I mean short !) doing 2 weeks each but this can not go on for long. Both of us are in full time work and both of us have other committments, Tony with the Exiles Club and myself with the AISPCA. It has to be said that if I get an emergency call out on a Tuesday evening then all you lot will get is a couple of pages of adverts and the TV listings, so be warned. If no new editors step forward by Easter then I am afraid that the Islander will become a fortnightly newspaper and when/if we go on leave it could well become a monthly issue. You have been warned. If you have any computer or word-processing skills at all and an ounce of common sense then you are more than qualified for the job. With our numerous contributors the editor has very little to do in the way of actually writing pieces but simply has to put the copy together for the printers. Dont worry about being available 24 hours a day to cover events or take photos - that can be easily shared amongst all the Islander staff. If anyone out there is even remotely interested then please do give me or Tony a call and pop along on a Monday or Tuesday evening to see just whats involved. Theres no harm in looking and there could well be a couple of drinky-poos for the best candidate. Finally, congratulations to Police Sergeant Clarence Roberts and his wife Pamela on the birth of their first baby, Thomas. Youll never know how grateful this editor was to eventually get something for the front page. Your timing couldnt have been better !! From THE INDEPENDENT Fri. 19th Feb. Rights of access to Britain are to be granted to more than 125,000 islanders after Robin Cook, the foreign secretary won a Whitehall battle to extend citizenship to the inhabitants of some of the remaining British colonial outposts, including Bermuda, the Cayman Islands and the British Virgin Islands. The cabinet decision which will be announced in a government white paper next month ends a battle between the Foreign Office and the Home office over extending rights of citizenship status to 13 British Dependant territories. The independent has learnt that the Foreign Secretary also overcome stiff resistance from Alistair Darling, the Social Security Secretary over the possible increased cost in the welfare budget if an influx of fresh immigration is allowed. Mr cook won the backing of the cabinet after arguing that few would take up the right to enter Britain. Those who will be granted rights of access occupy the last pink bits on the map including around 60,000 inhabitants of Bermuda, the Caymans and the British Virgin islands who are thought least likely to see a future in Britain. Around 10,000 islanders from Manseret made homeless by the islands volcano have already the right to abode to escape the catastrophe. the measure will restore automatic rights to settle in Britain, which were withdrawn in 1962. When the British Nationality Act came into force in 1983 11 of the colonies were left without full citizenship. The occupants of the two disputed territories the Falkland Islands and Gibraltar retained their status. Pressure for full citizenship has been strongest in St Helena, the South Atlantic Island which is Britains second oldest colony after Bermuda, with about 5,800 inhabitants of mixed origin. The relatively peaceful hand over of Hong Kong to the Chinese convinced the Home Office that it was unlikely to rekindle the demands for full British Citizenship for up to three million people who were given reduced rights as British Overseas Citizens (BOCs) under the last Conservative Government. A spokesman for the Joint Council for the Welfare of Immigrants said Jack Straw has been very sensitive to the fact that the Home Office has opposed the principle because of its concern about granting British Citizenship rights to Hong Kong people. It was only prepared to go down that route if the Foreign Office agreed to take the lead and take the flak. They are prepared to do that. The Foreign Office has been getting a lot of its time taken up by receiving lobbies from microscopic islands and from big wig supporters. They are quite successful at getting MPs and peers who are quite properly concerned about their rights. There is no prospect of any influx of these people coming into the country. The Government is anxiously watching the outcome of a case which was referred recently by the High Court of Justice for BOCs to have rights of movement across the European Union. If their appeal is upheld it could reopen the whole question of the citizenship claims by the former Hong Kong nationals. (c) Copyright. Published by
Independent Newspapers (UK) Ltd, Hello all you lovely people When you receive this letter, we will be well wrapped up, but nevertheless enjoying the cold weather. TRULY! We love it. Funny people. Anyway please would you be so kind and put this little message in the Islander: as follows. To all our family and friends, we say a fond farewell. We will meet again in the not to distant future. We say a big thank you to all who have sent us cards, given us gifts and done little kindnesses for us. Far to many to name, but each one appreciated very much. Many thanks to Sparkie, leader of the saucy six under the shade of the cedar tree!!! We wish you all the very best, keep smiling. Lots of love to you all, God Bless |
Letters to the
Editor: Dear Editor, The M/V Ascension returned Feb18th for our second voyage. Two months has passed since we were last here.
The voyage south from Port Canaveral, Florida was not as rough this time as was our maiden voyage. The weather and seas were more favourable for our second voyage. The turtle scientists, Dr. Annette Broderick and Dr. Brendan Godley have requested that the M/V Ascension partake in their research. The plan is for the ship to take up to four turtles with us when we sail from the island. When the ship gets between 100-200 miles away we will liberate them. The turtles will have transmitters glued to their heads so that the scientists can record their speed/route back to Ascension. Hopefully they will have markings on them so the ships crew can place friendly wagers on their favourite. The scientist may not consider it to be a race event, but we do! I will pull rank and make sure that the one I bet on will be the first one released! Our stay here this time will not be as long as our last visit. Last time we were here the ship reloaded with over 170 of the old containers that were collecting at the airbase. This trip we should only be loading back the now empty containers that we delivered last time. I have given a photo of the ship to the philately committee. We are still campaigning for the a postage stamp and hopefully if approved, this photo may provide the model. Dana Haff Monday, 22 February 1999 Dear Editor, I have been prompted to respond publicly to a letter from Allan Bannister that was published in last weeks Islander by an e-mail I received from a young St. Helenian on the Falklands. Hello Cyril, Reply: I personally feel that a few of the things Allan Bannister wrote can be acceptable. Sadly though much of what he wrote is unhelpful and could be defeatist. For instance, just a page or so from the article, Internet News .Why are the Saints Not involved shows clear evidence of the growing interest of people from around the world in the future of St. Helena at this critical period, where major changes are likely, and getting it right first time must be paramount. We can only hope that the damage caused to our people being publicly branded so negatively and carelessly can somehow be repaired, and the valuable support, interest, advice and input from around the world will continue to grow and not be put off. Some of the brief statements he made are indeed offensive and collectively degrading especially in the absence of all the facts or full explanations for such a wide readership. No one disputes that what we received from the masters table at Westminster over the years did sustain us. But throughout those years, no matter how loyal, we have been treated as inferior class citizens, and virtually taught to think accordingly. Abuse of our willingness to comply would ultimately lead to the stripping of our citizenship. The restricted freedom and constant denial of opportunity in the past for our people encouraged that hopelessness and dispiritedness refereed to by Clare Short. One can only despair at the raw talents that were neglected and forced to waste away and disappear. The repeated comment that isnt about time that those residing on St. Helena tried to help themselves is an unwarranted insult to the obvious sustained achievements of our people given the circumstances. Misleading also is the slight on the vast majority of our off shore workers whose positive self-help and valuable contribution is clearly evident in St. Helena. I found the reference and comparison directed at Governor Smallman rather disrespectful. What some of the protestors resorted to will always be a blemish. But the full story acknowledges and lends appreciation to the lenient decision the Governor took to defuse a grossly regrettable situation. Both sides after all, Government and the people, must accept some responsibility for the way issues were allowed to develop. Hopefully in the future the welfare of our people will be better addressed. It would seem that Mr. Banniser has access to privileged information. He strongly indicated that the return of our citizenship will be conditional and at a price. Cold, hard emphasis is put on the certain and immediate introduction of some Law being passed to allow anyone other than St. Helenians owning property or establishing a business enterprise on our tiny island. Hopefully clear guidelines and safeguards will be in place to accompany such inevitable new ideas and high-risk changes. Unity in opposition with positive pressure, orderly demonstrations and sensible protesting must become an important part of our democracy, and used if necessary, to ensure the best way forward for future generations of St. Helenians. With the winds of change, the future looks promising. More and more St. Helenians are demonstrating awareness and accepting responsibility because, given the chance, they want to make a difference. Unfortunately it would seem, Mr. Bannister has yet to realise these advanced core changes and efforts, especially those of our young St. Helenians. C.Leo.
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Administrator's
Forum: meeting of 16th February, 1999Six members representing most island organisations attended. The Administrator briefed the Forum fully on the AIMG meeting held on 4th February 1999 (an abbreviated report was published in the 10th February edition of the Islander).
Other items discussed:
Postal Services: mail for Ascension is now the first item off the RMS after anchoring: this should mean a much quicker mail distribution. A senior "postie" is due in March when possible improvements in the Ascension-UK mail service will be discussed.
Bookings on RMS: the lack of berths is becoming serious at times and is likely to get even worse as demand increases further. The Administrator had discussed the problem with Mr Andrew Bell of Curnows but no effective remedy can be sought until the new RMS schedule is agreed (obviously if the schedule includes more shuttles the problem would be alleviated).
Shop: the shop committee is preparing a list of basic essential items which should always be in stock.
Ascension Day Fair: support is urgently required. Without adequate funds we could lose our resident priest.
RAF Flight Bookings: the Administrator, RAF and AIS recently discussed the changes with Mr Bell of Curnows. An RAF team will visit Ascension in March. The Forum hoped that on Ascension, the old system could be reinstated (residents making their own bookings on island).
Telegram Service: at the Administrators suggestion, C&W had cancelled plans to do away with the islands telegram service, much valued by residents.
Small Island Games: a committee will shortly select Ascensions representatives (2 or 3, depending on funds). There are six applicants.
Millennium: the Forum hopes that the Millennium will be celebrated in a suitable manner. An organising committee is being assembled and will meet shortly.
RMS Baggage: a new system has been introduced recently whereby luggage off the RMS is sorted in the cargo shed into alphabetical piles; when this is completed, passengers may collect their baggage. This has meant long delays (especially inconvenient for passengers with young children).
Two Boats bus to the AIS Shop: no one had used the 4pm bus to Georgetown (returning at 5pm) for months. It was therefore agreed not to object to AISs request to withdraw this service
RMS Fares: the Forum complained at the high fares between Ascension and St Helena.
Bread at Two Boats: residents had complained about packaging and distribution (which takes place in the open in all weathers). It was suggested that distribution could be at the Senior Mess porch..
Old dump near the Georgetown GC: this is now an eyesore. The Administrator plans to clear it.
Pierhead road surface: this is now pot-holed and potentially dangerous.
Pension Scheme for Saints: the Administrator agreed to approach SHG for the latest situation.
Sponsorship for visitors to Ascension: some visitors from St Helena are not aware that visitors to Ascension must have the Administrators permission to come here and a sponsor He will liaise with Solomons to ensure that no tickets are issued unless these criteria are met
Fisheries conservation: Marlin are not on the endangered species list and may be taken as for other game fish. The Forum hoped that fish caught locally are taken for utilitarian purposes and not simply as trophies.
Xmas Eve Saints Club Music: there had been complaints because music at the Saints Club was stopped to allow Midnight Mass to proceed undisturbed. Revellers then went home because there was no where else open. The Forum rejected the complaints: an hours enforced quiet was not considered unreasonable; and it was felt that clubs should co-operate so that somewhere else stays open - but well away from the church..
R C Huxley
Administrator
22 February 1999
GUIDES, BROWNIES AND RAINBOWSOn Monday, 22 February 1999, all Girl Guides, Brownies, Rainbows and their leaders met at Two Boats School for an afternoon of fun, excitement and friendship. This special occasion was held, as it is throughout the world, to mark the joint birthdays of the founder members of our Scout and Guide movements, Lord and Lady Baden-Powell, now celebrated as THINKING DAY. The girls were all smartly turned out in full uniform to join in this special celebration.
The afternoon begun with a specially prepared Thinking Day service which was introduced with these words:
Today is Thinking Day - the day when we all take time to think about Guides and Girl Scouts
in other countries. We remember them and wish them well. We are gathered here to think
about the special links of friendship that the Movement gives us. We are here also to say thank
you for the joy that scouting and guiding have brought to the world. We should remember the
words of a song which say:
"There's so much we share,
That it's time we're aware,
It's a small world after all."

The Guides, Brownies, Rainbows and helpers of Ascension
Island
The rest of the programme followed with prayers and readings about why the day was initially chosen as a day for celebration, what the Promise means and how it is not a secret password that you say once and forget and about the World Badge. There were songs sung such as 'He's got the whole world in his hands', 'O Lord all the world belongs to you' and the well-known 'Kum ba ya'. These were sung to the accompaniment of guitars and recorders played by teacher Wendy Joshua and Girl Guides Justine, Kirsty and Jodi.
Half-way through the programme, Debbie Prince, our Rainbow Guider made her Promise and became enrolled and all Guiders and Assistants were presented with their Unit Appointment/Warrant Cards. These included Guide Guider and Assistant Cheryl Anthony and Winnie Bagley, Brownie Guider and Assistant Tania Bowers and Tammy Green (sorry you were not well enough to be with us Tammy) and Rainbow Guider Debbie Prince. Deputy Commissioner, Betty Joshua, explained to the girls what the warrant cards were and encouraged them to applaud their leaders who give up their own time each week to keep the Movement alive on Ascension.
Instead of a candle ceremony this year, we held an international flag ceremony which involved each girl placing a beautifully made flag of a chosen country on the map of the world giving thought to the guides, brownies and rainbows who live there. On their flag each girl placed a Thinking Day coin which, at the end of the celebration, was added to the copper coins which they had each taken time to shine and polish especially for the day . Altogether a sum of £17.02 was collected and this amount will be sent to the International Thinking Day Fund which, when added to other collections, will be put to good use.
After some light refreshment and a round of biscuits passed to the words of the Biscuit Song which is all about sharing, the Guides led the Brownies and Rainbows in a word game of unscrambling the names of thirty countries where guiding takes place. This was an interesting game in which even the youngest of girls were able to identify jumbled up country names. Well done to the Rainbows.
The afternoon closed with a sing-song followed by the Units' closing songs - Girl Guide 'Taps', Brownie 'Bells' and Rainbows' Goodbye song. And so ended a very enjoyable afternoon.

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Last week, we were visited by Computer Sciences/Raytheons (CSR) new safety manager. This individual will be permanently stationed downrange (either at Antigua or Ascension) and will travel between the two sites to assist CSR management with safety concerns. While we are not currently sure which location this safety manager will choose as his permanent base, it is hoped he will provide the installation some very valuable services. Aside from his primary job of establishing a safety culture among all personnel, he will provide fitness testing, audiometric testing, asbestos surveys, cardiopulmonary resuscitation training, and training technicians on procedures to lockout equipment when certain tasks are being performed.
From March 2-10, we should be visited by an administrative technician from Patrick Air Force Base. This technician will be on the installation to assist my office in reorganizing all of our required publications and administrative files. In previous years as some of you may recall, an administrative technician was permanently assigned to Ascension Auxiliary Airfield. However, in our downsizing efforts, the position was deleted. This, therefore, created a requirement for a technician to visit the installation periodically to correct deficiencies and provide training. The current name I have for the visit is Technical Sergeant Randy Martin.
A CSR engineer was on the installation last week to evaluate several corrosion control projects. These projects included the repainting of the fuel pipeline, the lining in the waste water treatment plant, the ongoing vehicle paint booth project, the installation paint plan progress, and a number of other items.
This week, Mr. Jeff Leslie, 45th Civil Engineering Squadron, is on the installation to observe a number of projects. We will take this opportunity to apprise him of a number of issues we feel need to be highlighted. Some of the issues he will be exposed to include roadway curbing procedures, large items requiring disposal, fire department service, Consolidated Instrumentation Facility corrosion, and seats in the theater.
Currently, I am scheduled to return to Patrick Air Force Base in the latter part of March for one, possible two weeks. The tentative dates are March 17-30. This trip is required as I sit on the semiannual award fee board for the Range Technical Services contract. As always, Mr. Jack Whitaker and Technical Sergeant Dave Sibble can be contacted for issues in my absence.
MajorJeff Lowdermilk
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Ginger and Henrietta and all at the farm wish to thank Caz, Brendan , Robin and Robert for all their help a few weeks ago.
Ginger is now a chunky 9lb with elephant ears and a mind of her own. She loves Lion, but we are not too sure that this affection is being returned, as Lion has been looking rather traumatised since her arrival.
At 6.30pm last Thursday, the farm, against all odds, took delivery of thirteen piglets. Unfortunately two did not survive the journey, however the remaining eleven are thriving.
David and Melanie Henry
Hash TrashWe all gathered at A2 for what promised to be a physically and technically challenging Hash set by none other than A-Drain and Small Thing. One look at either of them said it all, that knowing childlike grin told us this was to be a monster HASH.
A quick briefing followed 6 bar and 6 circle checks We set off through the village in the direction of Dampiers. A circle check at Two Boats with a change of direction now we were heading upward along the route of the overhead cables running up Green Mountain. Things were starting to look ominous!!! After a couple more changes of direction we found ourselves at Dampiers Drip and a bar check, scouts were sent off in all directions. The trail then led up a very steep gully littered with golf balls we were told to collect as many as possible as they would be needed later!!! After what seemed like hours of sweat and toil we finally emerged at The Residency where we found Small Thing handing out drinks to those who could pay, the currency being yes youve guessed already .golf balls!!
After a short rest "On-On" was called and we were off in the direction of Monkey Rock Cemetery. At the gate we found ourselves skirting right and climbing to the pinnacle of Monkey Rock and a very spectacular circle check.
"On-On" became "down-down" as we scrambled to the base of Monkey Rock and the next circle check. As we waited for the knitting circle to catch up it became apparent that there had been a major incident on the mountain, high above us. The Fugitive and Coffeemate made their way back up to assist in what became a Mountain Rescue with a difference. With some help from Occasional (who had by now become the group "rear marker") they speedily helped our casualty Jackie who had been unfortunate enough to tear the backside (fanny for our US cousins) out of her shorts. Her only injury, thankfully, was a slightly dented pride. Coffeemate removed his tee-shirt (hes been waiting for a legitimate excuse to do this for ages!) so that it could be used to preserve the ladys modesty. (Whilst on the subject of underwear, I heard that Lance was wearing a fancy pair of boxer shorts covered in pretty red hearts, a Valentines present from his sweetheart no doubt!!!)
From here we took a meandering route in the general direction of Two Boats and the pizzas and beer that awaited our return to civilization. Ivor took one trip too many and suffered a total sense of humour failure (I suspect he ran out of postcards too!) Roly Poly suggested we rule that A-Drain and Small Thing be banned from setting anymore hashes. And Lance got sick of being a pack mule carrying everyone elses water bottles (so why does he insist on carrying that trendy little day sack is it full of character building rocks).
Finally, and after 3 hours and 5 minutes of walking, we arrived back at A2 where the pizzas were devoured and beer was swilled.
Thank you Pat, Judith, Lucy and John for preparing the food. Thanks A-Drain and Small Thing for a brill HASH.
HASH Awards: Modesty award to Jackie; Immodesty award to Coffeemate; Hash Perv award shared between The Fugitive and Occasional.
This weeks HASHERS Small Thing, Dozy HaPorth, Roly Poly, A-Drain, Xena, The Fugitive, Ceddy, Sylvia, Lance, Coffemate, Warp Speed, , Patsy, Ivor the Engine, Thunderthighs, Wannabe First, Fit Guy, Occasional, Lady Like, Thomas the Tank Engine, Chief Longpole, Shirley Temple, Debbie, Jackie, Kim, Rodney, Scott.
Next weeks HASH: Coffeemate and Thunderthighs from A1, Two Boats Village.
Thunderthighs
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ASCENSION PREMIERSHIP 1998/99Results Tables
Fixtures - News
Results:
| Sat 20 Feb | Georgetown | US Base | ||
| 5pm | Game postponed scheduled for Wednesday 24 February 1999 | |||
| Sun 21 Feb | Travellers | 2 | Two Boats | 1 |
| 5pm | Iggy, D Collis, | A Henry | ||
| Booked: D Collis | ||||
| Referee: T Reynolds | Man of the Match: Chris George (Two Boats) | |||
TRAVELLERS WINNER ON 95 MINUTES
Another case of almost but not quite enough to Two Boats as they failed to take even a point again on Sunday. Travellers fielded new striker Iggy, who added the cutting thrust up front to go with their industrious midfield work. In the first half the strong wind favoured Travellers but Two Boats defended well and were more than happy to go into the break at 0-0. In the second half the boys from Two Boats took the lead from a vicious shot by Harts winger Alonzo Henry. When the Travellers defence backed off to defend a free kick, Chris Egg-shell Benjamin played the ball short to Alonzo who unleashed a rocket from all of 35 yards. Keeper Nicky Antone got his hands to the ball but couldnt stop it crossing the line. It seemed Two Boats were getting on top, but led by their captain tenacious Dean Collis in midfield Travellers fought back with true grit. A moment of cool skill and determination brought them back into the game when defender Derek OConner surged down the right wing, into the box and unselfishly pulled the cross back for Iggy to lash the ball into the roof of the net. Two Boats seemed to buckle slightly but regained their composure for a spirited finish. Chris Governor George played a cracking game in midfield for Two Boats, as did Gavin Youde marshalling the defence. Young Geordie Cole Peters worked hard up front but the experienced Travellers defender Peter Young kept him well away from the danger area. As the game went into stoppage time Travellers piled on the pressure and from a left wing corner Dean Collis headed home the winner on 95 minutes. The debate on whether the ball would have gone in if Dean had been facing the right way goes on! The boys in blue now go on to meet Georgetown on Sunday and if the postponed game results go their way they stand just as good a chance as anyone to now lift the district cup. Favourites by a whisker still, though, are the US Base.
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Won |
Lst |
Dw |
GF |
GA |
GD |
Points |
|
| US Base | 1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
7 |
1 |
6 |
3 |
| Georgetown | 1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
0 |
3 |
3 |
| Travellers | 2 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
3 |
8 |
-5 |
3 |
| Two Boats | 2 |
0 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
5 |
-4 |
0 |
Premiership Hot Shots
38 T Reynolds (Travellers) - 30 A Bennett (Harts) - 13 N Thomas(G/twn) - 10 J Benjamin(B/boys), A Piesse(Trvlrs) - 9 M Joshua(G/twn)
S Henry(Harts) 8 A Thomas(B/boys), - 7 M Vickers(G/town), C Young(TBR) - 6 N John(G/twn), A Henry(Harts)- 5 C Green(B/Bys)
J Williams, T Leo(Roustabts), B Minto(Trvlrs) -4 D Henry(G/town), R Joshua(Harts), D Henry(TBR) D Collis(Trvlrs)
3 4plyers -2 13players -1 20 plyrs
Fixtures:
Wed 24 Feb: 5pm US Base v Georgetown (postponed
game to be played at Long Beach)
Sat 27 Feb: 5pm Two Boats v US Base
Sun 28 Feb: 5pm Travellers v Georgetown
| Knockout | The draw for the knockout competition will take place at 8pm sharp, at the Saints Club on Wednesday 24 February. All team captains are urged to have a representative present, however, we will not be waiting around. Draw will be at 8pm. |
| Referees: | Dont forget to pass on results to me as soon as possible after games. Tel:4587. Latest Monday morning. |
See who makes it to the top of the table as US Base and Georgetown go head to head on Wednesday. Can Two Boats proved their worth and take out US Base on Saturday. Will the winning end for Travellers as Georgetown will be hoping to be in the hunt for the District honours.
From the On-Line EditorThis week sees The Islander linking up with the Falkland Islands News Network (FINN) as a member of the South Atlantic Remote Territories Media Association (SARTMA).
It is envisaged that all the South Atlantic newspapers will eventually become members as they come on-line.
We will still remain a completely independent paper and no great format changes are expected. However, we will be co-operating more fully with FINN and other members (as and when they come on-line) to pool some of our resources and produce interesting, relevant and better quality articles for the citizens of the S.Atlantic Islands.
Sounds like good news to me!
Visit the FINN and SARTMA web site at: http://www.sartma.com/