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1: Team St.Helena Arrives At Ascension - Ascension (Sport) - 25.09.2008

Arriving on the island last week on the first leg of their epic journey, was the sports team from St Helena off to Pune in India to compete in the Commonwealth Youth Games.

2: Flipper Trophy Knockout Tournament – 2008 (Week 2). - Ascension (Sport) - 25.09.2008

I’m afraid I’ve had to be tasked in providing you with the report on Saturday’s Football game for the Flipper Trophy Knockout Competition as our “Roving Reporter”

3: Hash Trash - Hash No:1227 - Ascension (Sport) - 25.09.2008

Well, it was I’m Easy’s last hash, and she’d made it quite clear that it was going to be anything but easy!

4: 11km Sponsored Run - Sunday 21st September - Ascension (Sport) - 25.09.2008

First lady and first gent for the 11km run

5: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1226 - Ascension (Sport) - 18.09.2008

Everyone managed to find their way down the right track to the old Exile’s Club at Catherine Point on Saturday afternoon.

6: Flipper Trophy Knockout Competition – Week 1 - Ascension (Sport) - 18.09.2008

The 7th running of the annual Flipper Trophy began last weekend; the tournament is run as a dedication to the memory of Andrew “Flipper” Bennett

7: ONE BOAT GOLF CLUB NEWS - Ascension (Sport) - 18.09.2008

Last Saturday saw the final days play in this years Open Championship, going into the final round Lawson Henry was in the lead by 10 shots,

8: Dewpond Run 2008 - Ascension (Sport) - 18.09.2008

Advanced Warning! Sunday 2nd November

9: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1225 - Ascension (Sport) - 11.09.2008

Although the day was miserable up to this point, a determined group of hounds arrived ready to have a go at the Hash, regardless of the weather.

10: HASH TRASH NO 1224 - Ascension (Sport) - 04.09.2008

Everyone met at the Motor Cross Track this week. There were lots of new faces and plenty familiar ones too.

11: HASH TRASH NO 1222 - Ascension (Sport) - 21.08.2008

It was a hash with a difference this week as the Major explained that it was and wasn’t long and had 9 circle checks and one bar check.

12: HASH TRASH NO 1221 - Ascension (Sport) - 14.08.2008

This week’s hashers met up in the Crystal Bay car park for an early start to the hash.

13: Hash Trash - Number:1220 - Ascension (Sport) - 07.08.2008

A large crowd gather at Uncle Festers house. The on on was up the road towards the football field.

14: Hash Trash - Number 1219 - Ascension (Sport) - 31.07.2008

The usual warnings – which included telling Hashers about certain Hash marks called Circle Checks...

15: Hash Trash No. lots and lots! - Ascension (Sport) - 17.07.2008

On a soggy Saturday afternoon it was a good crowd who had turned out for Irish Whisky’s last hash.

16: HASH TRASH No ??????? - Ascension (Sport) - 10.07.2008

We’d been promised a nice short hash since it was the 4th of July celebration at the base, but apparently the hares have short memories!

17: Hash No: Confused again - Ascension (Sport) - 03.07.2008

Loads of hashers turned up behind the VC to celebrate Wild Oats’ final hash on Ascension.

18: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1214 - Ascension (Sport) - 26.06.2008

The day was a soggy one, but it didn’t stop a large crowd of dedicated hashers from showing up at the Guild house for a “child-friendly” hash or so we were promised!

19: 9-A SIDE Football, sponsored by “The Saints Club” - Ascension (Sport) - 19.06.2008

VC2 v Saints Club - VC 2 started the game the brighter of both sides.

20: Hash Trash - Ascension (Sport) - 12.06.2008

This week we all gathered at Bullock’s Pond parking area, wondering as usual what delights were in store for us.

21: 9-a-side Football Sponsored by Saints Club - Ascension (Sport) - 12.06.2008

“VC1” got of to a flyer. “Jeremy Constantine” saw his speculative shot from the left wing beat 2 Two Boats Club defenders and the Goal Keeper for the first goal.

22: DEW POND RUN - Ascension (Sport) - 05.06.2008

The Dew Pond Run, in recent times, has been traditionally set for around last October early November.

23: 9-A SIDE Football, sponsored by “The Saints Club” - Ascension (Sport) - 05.06.2008

A lot has gone on in our 9 a side league since the last results write up. “VC1” and “Saint Club’s” midweek game resulted in a draw, leaving “VC1” at the top of the table after week 6.

24: 9-A SIDE Football, sponsored by “The Saints Club” - Ascension (Sport) - 22.05.2008

VC1 v Saints Club. Game Postponed. Will be played mid week. Match report will be included in next week’s results.

25: 9-a-side Sponsored By Saints Club - Ascension (Sport) - 15.05.2008

Both teams started the game passing the ball well but cancelling each other out with some good defending.

26: Hash News - Ascension (Sport) - 08.05.2008

Due to the ADF we had a small group of hashers but for some it wouldn’t be Saturday without stretching our legs.

27: Hash Trash - Hash No:1206 - Ascension (Sport) - 01.05.2008

A large group gathered at the Barracks 13 Patio for what was promised to be an interesting hash more than a difficult hash.

28: 9-A SIDE Football, sponsored by Saints Club - Ascension (Sport) - 01.05.2008

Both teams played a real good passing game and created a few openings.

29: Hash No: 1205 - Ascension (Sport) - 24.04.2008

First of all, we’d like to say welcome back to Goat who was just passing through. It was nice to catch up and hear stories of Oh That Woman & Frogmella.

30: 9-A SIDE Football, sponsored by “The Saints Club” - Ascension (Sport) - 24.04.2008

VC1 v Saints Club - Most of the first half saw both teams battling it out in the middle of the pitch. Both teams played some great approach play but failed to create any significant chances.

31: TWO BOATS CLUB ROCKING FISHING COMPETITION - Ascension (Sport) - 17.04.2008

Despite the unfavourable sea conditions, 11 teams took part in the Two Boats Club Rock Fishing Competition

32: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1204 - Ascension (Sport) - 17.04.2008

Well, where to start? A hardy crowd collected at Garden Cottage, despite the rain that had chucked down several times during the day, promising a slippery, muddy hash.

33: 9-A SIDE Football, sponsored by - Ascension (Sport) - 17.04.2008

The game began brightly with a well worked NAAFI attack. In the Absence of Capitan Steve Muggridge, Adam Robinson moved from Centre Half to partner Troy Bennett at centre midfield.

34: Hash No: ?? (Still waiting…..) - Ascension (Sport) - 10.04.2008

After a few wrong turns, most of the hashers managed to find their way to the bomb dump, thanks to Mal waiting at the side of the road directing us in!!

35: 9-A SIDE Football, sponsored by “The Saints Club” - Ascension (Sport) - 10.04.2008

The season opener saw “NAAFI 1” square up against “Saints Club”. Much of the First half was spent with both teams cancelling each other out. Man of the Match “NAAFI 1’s” Julian Fuller breaking up most of the Saints Club Attacks.

36: Hash Trash - Hash No:1203 - Ascension (Sport) - 03.04.2008

A very large crowd (sorry if we missed any names!!) gathered on the Coverdale’s patio, ready to head out on a hot afternoon!

37: Hash Trash - Ascension (Sport) - 27.03.2008

Everyone gathered by the Hood Guns on Cross Hill for this week’s hash. Whopper Chopper had a good warm up, running up the hill from his house!

38: Hash Trash - Ascension (Sport) - 20.03.2008

We all gathered at the Bullocks Pond parking area, anxious about another of I’m Easy’s hashes!

39: Hash Trash No 1200 - Ascension (Sport) - 13.03.2008

A good crowd met outside the V.T. Mess, quite a few new faces too, – unsure of just what was in store for this weeks Hash.

40: Hash Trash - Ascension (Sport) - 06.03.2008

A large crowd made the trek into the wilderness for this week’s hash. A couple of sorry souls had quite the adventure riding (bouncing?) in the back of an old rover.

41: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1197 - Ascension (Sport) - 21.02.2008

It was another lovely Saturday afternoon as we all gathered at a rather windy VC beer garden.

42: ASCENSION ISLAND VOLLEYBALL INVITATIONAL - Ascension (Sport) - 14.02.2008

The Volcano Club, U.S. Base, is organizing a one day volleyball competition, to take place on Sunday, February 24th.2008, starting at 12:30p.m.

43: Reiki News on Ascension Island - Ascension (Sport) - 14.02.2008

What is Reiki? Reiki is a method of stress reduction and relaxation that also promotes healing.

44: One Boat Golf Club News - Ascension (Sport) - 14.02.2008

Last sunday the Golf Club held a three person Texas Scramble, seven teams turned out for this competition although the first nine holes were played in very hot and humid conditions,

45: Hash No: 1194 - Ascension (Sport) - 31.01.2008

The prospect of a night hash only scared off a few people it seems, including Gumby-Two Scoops, who claims to have been working!!

46: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1192 - Ascension (Sport) - 24.01.2008

A big welcome back to Bend Over, who just couldn’t stay away from our fair isle, and has returned for more fun in the sun….. a little too much it appeared for someone in her profession!!

47: News From The Grotto - Thought Of The Week - Ascension (Sport) - 24.01.2008

Last week we received the sad news that Ollie O’Dean, who worked on the US Base for many years, had passed away in St. Helena.

48: Hash Trash No 1192 - Ascension (Sport) - 17.01.2008

The hardy bunch who gathered at Devil’s Riding School were in for a real treat this week and a few (well one!) wasn’t sure whether to go on when told it would be about 2 hours as there was a plane to catch (well there was supposed to be one honest!).

49: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1189 - Ascension (Sport) - 10.01.2008

It was another lovely Saturday afternoon as we all gathered at Garden Cottage for the xmas hash.

50: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1190 - Ascension (Sport) - 10.01.2008

We were all a bit apprehensive as we saw the on-on was out-out the gate and towards the guns.

51: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1191 - Ascension (Sport) - 10.01.2008

It was a select little group who gathered for the first hash of 2008. As they eagerly gathered round for instructions there were a few worried glances towards Red Hill.

52: Hash Trash no 1188 - Ascension (Sport) - 20.12.2007

It was another lovely Saturday afternoon as we all gathered at Uncle Fester’s house for the hash.

53: Hash No: 1187 - Ascension (Sport) - 13.12.2007

Despite the various holiday festivities that have already started, a nice group assembled at the Scout’s Beach Hut for a nice afternoon stroll, or so we hoped!

54: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1186 - Ascension (Sport) - 06.12.2007

Everyone gathered at the Ariane site, worried that it might be a repeat of the Echo Canyon experience! We were warned that the runners would be facing a tough one, so make up your mind right away which group you wanted to go with!

55: Hash No; 1184 - Ascension (Sport) - 29.11.2007

THIS IS THE HASH TRASH THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN INCLUDED IN LAST WEEK’S ISLANDER.

56: HASH TRASH - Hash No: 1183 - Ascension (Sport) - 15.11.2007

The hounds gathered at the Bullocks Pond parking area. Although we’re glad that Fluffy has found some companions, her company is missed by us humans!

57: Two Boats Club Sports - Ascension (Sport) - 08.11.2007

Eleven teams took part in the Euchre Tournament. On request from many of the players, a new system of play was attempted as half of the competing teams simply failed to play each other within the “14 game rotating system”.

58: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1182 - Ascension (Sport) - 08.11.2007

Although it took Yeti and Desert Rose a bit of trouble finding the rest of the pack, they eventually caught up with us all at Upper Valley Crater.

59: TWO BOATS CLUB - DARTS LEAGUE 2007 - Ascension (Sport) - 01.11.2007

The Darts League is well and truly on its way; nine teams are competing.

60: Hash No: 1180 - Ascension (Sport) - 01.11.2007

First, apologies from the hash scribe for forgetting to put in the location of this hash in last week’s Islander.

61: Hash No: 1181 - Ascension (Sport) - 01.11.2007

A very special hash awaited the hounds this week; especially for Hallowe’en it was full of thrills and chills!!

62: The Runway Dash - Ascension (Sport) - 25.10.2007

Well what can we say but a very, very big thank you to all who took part in the Runway Dash.

63: ONE BOAT GOLF CLUB - Ascension (Sport) - 25.10.2007

This coming Sunday 28th Oct, the golf club will be holding the Champion of Champions competition,

64: Two Boats Club - Darts Eliminator - Ascension (Sport) - 25.10.2007

Congratulations to Chris George on winning the competitionand to Ollie O’Dean the runner-up.

65: Two Boats Club - Darts League - Ascension (Sport) - 18.10.2007

301 Singles Tournament - Final Results. Congratulations to Ollie, Martin and Cyril, and special thank you to Chris George for organizing a successful tournament. Congratulations to Ollie, Martin and Cyril, and special thank you to Chris George for organizing a successful tournament.

66: Hash No: 1179 - Ascension (Sport) - 18.10.2007

Another large crowd gathered at the museum (sort of), all set for a “child-friendly” hash. It was soon on-on, with the usual rough terrain warnings ringing in our ears.

67: TWO BOATS CLUB - DARTS LEAGUE - Ascension (Sport) - 11.10.2007

Games to be played on Monday and Wednesday nights.

68: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1177 - Ascension (Sport) - 04.10.2007

Another large crowd gathered at Major’s house for a rarity – a live hash! Lots of TA’s again, along for a race to catch the hares.

69: ONE BOAT GOLF CLUB NEWS - Ascension (Sport) - 04.10.2007

This weekend the 7 Oct 07, One Boat will be hosting a 2 person Greensome, start shotgun at 0830hrs,

70: Everyman Dash - Ascension (Sport) - 27.09.2007

Last year Ascension very generously raised money for Breast Cancer Awareness. I feel its time we supported our men here on Ascension or St Helena, in the UK or any where in the World.

71: Hash Trash No: 1176 - Ascension (Sport) - 27.09.2007

It was a larger than usual crowd who met at the Bullock’s Pond car park in anticipation of a bit of Saturday afternoon exercise.

72: ANNUAL DEW POND RUN - OCTOBER 21, 2007 - Ascension (Sport) - 20.09.2007

IN SUPPORT OF THE GEORGETOWN HOSPITAL IN SUPPORT OF THE GEORGETOWN HOSPITAL - Keep this date in mind, Islanders!! All of you training for the Triathlon keep on training!! For those of you put off by the swimming or bicycling in the Triathlon……

73: One Boat Golf Club - Ascension (Sport) - 20.09.2007

Last sunday the 16th Sep 07, the club hosted the monthly medal, a very good turnout of 17 players took part in the medal, the two ball pool of 18 balls, was won by Patrick O,Dean and Norman Thomas 9 ball each, well done to both of you.

74: Hash Trash No: 117? (Not too sure where we are up to!) - Ascension (Sport) - 13.09.2007

Apres: Lots more folk who came to say cheerio to Huff n Puff and who are too numerous to mention (not forgetting that we forgot to bring a pen and paper this week to write it all down!!!)

75: One Boat Golf Club News - Ascension (Sport) - 13.09.2007

Last Sunday the 2 Sep 07, the Golf club held a three person Texas Scramble, 7 teams took part, overall the scoring was very good, in the two ball pool there were 7 two balls recorded, you know who you are so well done to all on receiving three balls per team.

76: Hash Trash - Hash No:1173 - Ascension (Sport) - 06.09.2007

Okay, you have to expect a tough hash when it takes five hares to set it!! Everyone gathered at the Klinka Klub and were quickly sent on their way with a promise of a long hash.

77: Dewpond Run - 26th August 2007 - Ascension (Sport) - 06.09.2007

Sunday 26th August was a typical August day with grey skies and threats of rain; however, this did not stop the eleven intrepid participants who took part in this event to raise funds for St Mary’s Church.

78: Dew Pond Run - Ascension (Sport) - 30.08.2007

Dew Pond Run took place on Sunday, 26 August 2007, on Ascension Island. The run was started by Bishop John and the Winner was Major Rob Light of the American base who is pictured on the far left on the front row

79: Hash Trash - Ascension (Sport) - 23.08.2007

A good crowd gathered at the Comfortless Cove car park, although not comforted by the sight of a bus up by the Radar driveway.

80: Hash Trash - No 1170 - Ascension (Sport) - 16.08.2007

A chance of showers was in the days weather forecast, or did The Storm Kings, the supreme Gods of weather, Zeus and Jupiter,

81: Hash Trash No: 1169 “The Wandering Donkey” - Ascension (Sport) - 09.08.2007

After the correction of a spurious rumour that the Hash had been cancelled, Flopsie and Carpet Burns were somewhat relieved to find that people had actually turned up at the Hydroponics Site.

82: Hash Trash No: 1168 - Ascension (Sport) - 02.08.2007

Once again the start was at Patio 13 on the base. There was a larger than usual crowd with some new faces and some old. The usual safety briefing was given by Yeti outlining and emphasising what bask arrows and bar checks were.

83: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1167 - Ascension (Sport) - 26.07.2007

Some of you may not be familiar with the term ‘oxymoron’. It has nothing to do with Mad Cow Disease;

84: Ascension Island Sports Association - Ascension (Sport) - 26.07.2007

The 2007 Rounders season came to an end on Sunday 22 July with an excellent day of sporting fun enjoyed by spectators and participants alike. The results for the Knockout final were:

85: Hash Trash No: 1166 - Ascension (Sport) - 19.07.2007

A great crowd gathered at Devil’s Riding School including some old faces and new ones. The hares quickly set the scene and the on-on was up-up the main path.

86: REPORT FROM JIMMY LAWRENCE KNOCKOUT CUP FINAL - Ascension (Sport) - 19.07.2007

Retards crushed Georgetown’s hopes of winning the triple and retained their honour by winning the Jimmy Lawrence knockout cup final by a goal to nil.

87: HASH TRASH - Hash No: 1164 - Ascension (Sport) - 05.07.2007

A fairly large group of hashers old and new gathered at the Traveller’s Gym despite the rainy weather. A rumour had gotten around that we might want to bring along our Ascension Walks books, so we were a little doubtful about this “child-friendly” business.

88: FOOTBALL RESULTS - Ascension (Sport) - 05.07.2007

RESULTS FROM DISTRICT GAMES PLAYED ON 30th JUNE - The game not to be missed this weekend is Travellers Vs Georgetown.

89: Hash Trash No:1163 - Ascension (Sport) - 28.06.2007

It was an eager group (I think) who met at the antennae. We welcomed back some old faces and some new ones.

90: Football Results - Ascension (Sport) - 28.06.2007

RESULTS FROM DISTRICT GAMES PLAYED ON 23rd AND 24th JUNE.

91: Hash Trash No: 1162 - Ascension (Sport) - 21.06.2007

It was an eager group who met at the clay pigeon shooting range with not a pigeon in sight.

92: Hash Trash No: 1160 - Ascension (Sport) - 07.06.2007

An eager crowd met at Bullock’s Pond car park for a lovely afternoon stroll. Looking around it soon became clear we were short on short people. Where were the younger ones?

93: HASH TRASH - Hash No: 1158 - Ascension (Sport) - 24.05.2007

small, but dedicated and determined group of hounds showed up for the hash, which started at the barbecue at the Ascension Day Fair.

94: TWO BOATS CLUB DARTS - Ascension (Sport) - 10.05.2007

301 SINGLES TOURNAMENT With a Difference. Each competitor will play against each other once, 7 games of 301. A point will be awarded for each game won.

95: FOOTBALL RESULTS - Ascension (Sport) - 10.05.2007

LEAGUE FOOTBALL & JIMMY LAWRENCE KNOCKOUT COMPETITION

96: Hash No: 1156 - Ascension (Sport) - 10.05.2007

Firstly, a big welcome back to I’m Easy, who looks great and is sporting a stylish ‘do!! Nice to have you back with us.

97: FOOTBALL RESULTS - Ascension (Sport) - 03.05.2007

RESULTS FROM LEAGUE GAMES PLAYED ON 28TH &29TH APRIL.

98: Hash No: 1155 - Ascension (Sport) - 03.05.2007

A nice afternoon greeted everyone as they gathered at English Bay for Girly Girl’s last hash.

99: Hash No: 1154 - Ascension (Sport) - 26.04.2007

A large group of hashers gathered at the Barracks 13 Patio on the US Base, despite rumours of a long hash.

100: Hash Trash No: 1153 - Ascension (Sport) - 19.04.2007

Hares: Buford T and Buford T, From just above the Wideawake field

101: Hash Trash No: 1152 - Ascension (Sport) - 12.04.2007

The usual crew were joined by a good number of new faces and the return of some old ones.

102: Golf News - Ascension (Sport) - 12.04.2007

Last Sunday the 8th of April, One Boat Golf Club hosted the Gary and Sharon Thomas Texas scramble 2 person team event.

103: ASCENSION BASE TRIATHLON RACE REPORT - Ascension (Sport) - 29.03.2007

Last Sunday morning saw an impressive turnout of competitors, supporters and spectators for the first Ascension Island Base Triathlon. In total 13 individuals and 7 teams entered the event, with all competitors finishing the gruelling course.

104: Golf News - Ascension (Sport) - 29.03.2007

Last Sundat the 25th of Mar 07, O.B.G.C held the Monthly Medal, not a great turnout only 10 players, but there were other things going on that morning,

105: Hash Trash No: 1150 - Ascension (Sport) - 29.03.2007

The big question was – where are the regulars?

106: The Mystique of the Hash - Ascension (Sport) - 29.03.2007

What is it about Hashing that casts a spell over us and feeds our addiction?

107: Hash Trash - Hash no:1149 - Ascension (Sport) - 21.03.2007

A small, but festively attired group of hashers gathered at the car park at Comfortless Cove. Lots of green was in evidence as everyone prepared for the special St. Patrick’s Day hash. No one quite realized just how special it was going to be!

108: GOLF NEWS - Ascension (Sport) - 15.03.2007

Last Sunday One Boat Golf Club held the Dr. Bill trophy, 15 players turned out for this competition, they played 18 holes, front nine medal back nine stableford, ie:medalford.

109: HASH TRASH - Hash No: 1148 - Ascension (Sport) - 15.03.2007

Hares: Fugitive & The Major. Hounds: Builder’s Bum, Hammer Head, 100 Watt, Mildew, Huff’n’Puff, Fabian, Walkie Talkie, Kerb Krawler, Dogs Balls, Two Cocks, Irish Whiskey, Buford T, Whiskey Chaser, Pimp My Ride, Desert Rose, Yeti, Little Crisis, ChooChoo, Colonel Spam, Puff Grannie, UltraSonic, Jane, Bill, Lambs Legs, Philip, Uncle Fester, Bloodsucker Apres: Papa, Chelsea, Chief pimp, Danny & Ollie

110: Golf News - Ascension (Sport) - 08.03.2007

On the 28th of February, the golf club held their annual TOMBSTONE Competition, only fifteen players turned out for this competition, never the less, a good day was had by all.

111: ASCENSION ISLAND BASE TRIATHLON - Ascension (Sport) - 01.03.2007

Are you ready for the challenge? Less than 3 weeks to go

112: Golf News - Ascension (Sport) - 22.02.2007

Last Sunday the 18th of Feb, One Boat Golf Club held their monthly medal competition, 21 players turned out for this, a very good turn out, thank you all.

113: Hash Trash - No:1145 - Ascension (Sport) - 22.02.2007

Well, after last week’s goings on, this week’s hash was quite sedate. We’ve decided that it might have something to do with whether or not there is first aid kit along….. no injuries then, only when it gets left behind!! A lesson learned, we hope.

114: Hash No: 1144 - Ascension (Sport) - 15.02.2007

Where to start, where to start? What was originally promised as a child-friendly and easy hash, although towards the end of the week we’d heard rumours of a “regular” hash being set as well, turned out to be anything but an easy walk in the park for some!

115: ANNUAL DEW POND RUN - Ascension (Sport) - 15.02.2007

IN SUPPORT OF THE GEORGETOWN HOSPITAL

116: Golf News - Ascension (Sport) - 08.02.2007

The last Sunday of the month 28th January, One Boat Golf Club held a 2 person scramble, this was represented by 32 players, a very good turnout for the day, weather cooler to start with but getting hotter by each hole.

117: Hash Trash - Hash 1142 - Ascension (Sport) - 08.02.2007

A large crowd gathered at the Barracks 13 patio on a hot afternoon to see what torture the hares had planned for this week. Warned that it was a long hash, we were soon herded on our way,

118: Hash Trash - Hash 1143 - Ascension (Sport) - 08.02.2007

Early on, it appeared that the heat might have scared some people off, but a fairly large crowd eventually showed up for what was billed as a “child-friendly” hash.

119: ASCENSION ISLAND TRIATHLON - Ascension (Sport) - 25.01.2007

8 Individuals & 3 teams have already risen to the challenge..…can you?

120: Golf News - Ascension (Sport) - 25.01.2007

Sunday the 14th of January the One Boat Golf Club held the monthly medal, 13 players took part in this competition, with some new members joining for their first competition.

121: Frigate's Win Scouts Football - Ascension (Sport) - 25.01.2007

"Held on Saturday Night at Travellers Hill, a crowd of parents and friends turned up to watch a close fought competition between the three patrols,

122: Hash Trash No: 1140 - Ascension (Sport) - 18.01.2007

How could Uncle Fester and gang follow last week’s hash? There was only one way – get the ropes out again!

123: Hash Trash - Hash No:1138 - Ascension (Sport) - 11.01.2007

It was a truly international affair this weekend with visitors from all over the place, including old friends returning for short visits (now the planes seem to be sorted out).

124: Hash Trash - Hash No:1139 - Ascension (Sport) - 11.01.2007

Getting 2007 off to a cracking start this was a hash with a difference! It was a lesson to the boys not to upset the girls ‘cos they will get their own back!

125: Hash Trash - No: 1137 - Ascension (Sport) - 04.01.2007

This week’s hash was a special Christmas hash for the kids and kids at heart!

126: Calling all Golfers: - Ascension (Sport) - 04.01.2007

National UK magazine needs your help!

127: Two Boats Club Darts - Ascension (Sport) - 21.12.2006

Another successful round of darts competitions have been concluded.

128: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1136 - Ascension (Sport) - 21.12.2006

The patio across from Barracks 13 on the US Base welcomed everyone into the shade.

129: TWO BOATS CLUB - DARTS & SNOOKER COMPETITIONS 2006 - Ascension (Sport) - 21.12.2006

Congratulations to the following people who won awards for the Darts and Snooker tournaments

130: GOLF NEWS - Ascension (Sport) - 21.12.2006

Islander dated 14 December 2006 - Last Sunday the 10th of Dec, the monthly medal was played over One Boat Golf Club, thirteen players took part in glorious conditions, there were some good scores returned on the day.

131: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1134 - Ascension (Sport) - 14.12.2006

This week’s hash started at Merlin Mess with Major giving the low down and apologizing that the route would be similar to other recent hashes.

132: Hash Trash No: 1133 - Ascension (Sport) - 30.11.2006

The gang met up at Garden Cottage with the sun shining and spirits high. A few eyebrows were raised when Wild Bill Cock appeared with a rope over his shoulder.

133: Golf News - Ascension (Sport) - 30.11.2006

The Golf club will be holding a Monthly medal on Sunday 10th of Dec at 0830hrs, please sign up at the golf club on the notice board,

134: Hash Trash No: 1130 - Ascension (Sport) - 09.11.2006

On Friday 3rd November Buford T waited patiently at the Ariane site for the girl guides to arrive to help set the hash.

135: The ‘Flipper’ Trophy Tournament In Memory of Andrew John Bennett. - Ascension (Sport) - 09.11.2006

Cable & Wireless would like to congratulate the Winners and Runners-up of the ‘Flipper’ Trophy Tournament which took place on Saturday 4th November 2006.

136: Flipper Trophy Winners - Ascension (Sport) - 09.11.2006

GEORGETOWN

137: Hash Trash No: 1129 - Ascension (Sport) - 02.11.2006

The hash started at One Boat CSO Building. It was great to see some old faces back again

138: Saints Club Rock Fishing Competition Results - Ascension (Sport) - 26.10.2006

Saints Club Rock Fishing Competition Results held on Sunday 22nd October 06

139: Hash Trash - 1128 - Ascension (Sport) - 26.10.2006

The hut on the far firing range was where everyone gathered this week. Lots of craters to pick from! There was a little bit of concern when Uncle Fester didn’t show up on time….

140: Dirty “Dozen” play with ten and concede four as Rowdies cruise to next Sunday’s semi-final - Ascension (Sport) - 26.10.2006

After a liquid lunch with Mr. Jimmy Bennett I drove passed a dug-up area of soil surrounded by a ribbon marked “Police Crime Scene” on my way to the Long Beach football pitch,

141: Hash No: 1127 - Ascension (Sport) - 19.10.2006

The group gathered at the Skeet Shooting Range by the windmills.

142: Golf News - Ascension (Sport) - 19.10.2006

After three weekends, the Ascension Island One Boat Open Golf Championship, came to its conclusion last Saturday the 14th Oct 06.

143: Hash Trash no 1126 - Ascension (Sport) - 12.10.2006

So it was a small select crowd who met at Two Boats football field for the hash.

144: The 'Flipper' Trophy - Ascension (Sport) - 12.10.2006

Football Knockout Tournament

145: Golf News - Ascension (Sport) - 12.10.2006

This Saturday the 14th October 06, see,s the last round of the One Boat Golf Open Championship,

146: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1125 - Ascension (Sport) - 05.10.2006

It was a damp and dreary afternoon as the intrepid hashers collected at Garden Cottage.

147: Golf News - Ascension (Sport) - 05.10.2006

The first round of the Open was played last week, I will update the scores after, the second round has been played, and we know the qualifiers.

148: Hash House Harriers - Ascension (Sport) - 21.09.2006

In honour of the 25th Anniversary of the Ascension Island’s Hash House Harriers.

149: Hash Trash no 1123 - Ascension (Sport) - 21.09.2006

We saw lots of old faces and some new ones this week.

150: Golf News - Ascension (Sport) - 14.09.2006

LAST SUNDAY THE MONTHLY MEDAL WAS HELD AT ONE BOAT GOLF CLUB, THIRTEEN PLAYERS TAKING PART,

151: Hash Trash - Hash No:1122 - Ascension (Sport) - 14.09.2006

Did you notice how Saturday’s weather was good until about 4:00pm when it got a little bit wet and rainy?

152: Hash Trash - Hash No. 1116 - Ascension (Sport) - 03.08.2006

The hounds collected at Columniation Tower, apprehensive about what lay ahead on this week’s hash.

153: Hash Trash - Hash No. 1115 - Ascension (Sport) - 27.07.2006

PanAm Beach Hut was the site for this week’s hash.

154: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1114 - Ascension (Sport) - 20.07.2006

The hounds collected at the Traveller’s Gym car park, eager to set out on this week’s hash.

155: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1113 - Ascension (Sport) - 13.07.2006

The promise of a “special” hash in honour of Short’n’Sweet’s last hash with us kept the younger hashers at home, and had the intrepid hounds sweating before we even started off.

156: Hash No: 1112 - Ascension (Sport) - 29.06.2006

Well, since the hash scribe was only along for the après, the description of the hash itself will be a little sketchy!!

157: Golf News - Ascension (Sport) - 29.06.2006

Last Sunday at One Boat Golf Club saw sixteen players turn up for the June monthly medal. Weather warm but windy and the wind probably accounted for more bad scores than good ones.

158: Hash Trash - Hash No:111 - Ascension (Sport) - 22.06.2006

A small, but determined crowd gathered in the parking area for Devil’s Riding School.

159: HASH TRASH - No 1110 - Ascension (Sport) - 15.06.2006

A large group of hashers gathered at the picnic tables part way up Green Mountain for what everyone just knew was going to be a tough one! Seems that Chief Longpole was supposed to be one of the hares, but ducked out

160: Golf News - Ascension (Sport) - 08.06.2006

The Monthly Medal for May took place on Sunday the 28th.

161: Ascension Holiday Sports - Fun In the Sun - Ascension (Sport) - 08.06.2006

We the Organisers would like to thank all who supported us at the field on Friday; knowing without you it would not have been such a successful Sports Day.

162: Scorpions Double Winners - Ascension (Sport) - 08.06.2006

On Saturday 27 April, the Knockout final between Scorpions and Gladiators concluded the Two Boats Club’s 2006 Skittles Season.

163: JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD THEM ALL - Ascension (Sport) - 01.06.2006

For those of you who have worked hard and been out around the Island and collected all the Letterbox stamps, I have some bad news, or good, depending on how adventurous you are.

164: FIVE-A-SIDE FOOTBALL - Ascension (Sport) - 18.05.2006

MAXIMUM OF 16 TEAMS. PLACES ALLOCATED ON A FIRST COME FIRST SERVED BASIS.

165: GOLF NEWS - Ascension (Sport) - 18.05.2006

Last Sunday at One Boat G.C. the Champion of Champions golf tournament took place.

166: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1107 - Ascension (Sport) - 18.05.2006

A nice, hot afternoon greeted the hashers as they collected at the Klinka Klub. The hares had forgotten to pick up the key, but amazingly, Major just happened to know where one was!

167: OFFSHORE FISHING TOURNAMENT - Ascension (Sport) - 18.05.2006

Trophies for largest Tuna, Wahoo and most fish caught (weight) for the boat captain

168: Hash Trash - Hash No.1106 - Ascension (Sport) - 11.05.2006

Springer’s Beach Hut was the gathering point for this week’s hash. At the huddle we were told that the usual slippery, rolly rocks would be found, but just a couple of short climbs.

169: Golf news - Ascension (Sport) - 04.05.2006

Last sunday the 30th of april, the golf held its annual ADF Golf competition in aid of this years ADF. 26 players turned out for the competition a pairs greensome, there were some good scores in the main,

170: Golf News - Ascension (Sport) - 27.04.2006

Monday the 17th of April, the monthly medal for April was played, a very good turn out of 17 players for the bank holiday.

171: Hash Trash - Hash No:1103 - Ascension (Sport) - 27.04.2006

A very large crowd gathered at the patio by Barracks 13 on the US base for a special farewell hash, set by and for Woodwrecker who will be leaving us for the wilds of Colorado (at least for a while).

172: Hash No. 1102 - Ascension (Sport) - 20.04.2006

The Ariane site promised to be a little drier for this week’s hash after last week’s downpour! A good crowd gathered, including a bunch of new people. We knew they were all in for a treat

173: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1101 - Ascension (Sport) - 13.04.2006

The overcast sky promised a respite from the heat, although it actually foretold an uglier story……but that comes later!

174: ANNUAL SAINTS CLUB TEXAS SCRAMBLE - Ascension (Sport) - 06.04.2006

Last Sunday, the 2nd of April, 45 players took the course, for the annual Saints Club Texas scramble, for you non golfers thats 15 teams of 3

175: Golf News - Ascension (Sport) - 30.03.2006

This forthcoming Sunday the 2nd April 2006, the golf club will be hosting the Saints Club Annual Texas Scramble, three person team event over 18 holes, this will be stableford scoring system, 9/32 of total handicap, with a shotgun start at 0830hrs sharp.

176: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1098 - Ascension (Sport) - 30.03.2006

The hares would like to thank J. Edgar for all his (ahem!) assistance this week – apparently he will go to any lengths to get out of helping them set the hash

177: Football Results - Ascension (Sport) - 30.03.2006

Results from the Jimmy Lawrence Knockout and District Competitions

178: Hash Trash - Hash 1096 - Ascension (Sport) - 16.03.2006

The gathering place this week was NASA Sheds, we got into a late start today and even later after waiting for Uncle Fester to decide if he was going to wear his hash boots or not.

179: Ascension Island Sports Association - Ascension (Sport) - 16.03.2006

District Football Weekend Results

180: Golf Club News - Ascension (Sport) - 16.03.2006

Last Sunday the 12th of March, the club hosted the Presidents Prizes, this was a 18 hole 2 person scramble, 17 teams took part, which was a good turnout for the day,

181: Golf News - Ascension (Sport) - 09.03.2006

Last sunday 5 Mar 06, the monthly medal was held, this was played in very hot conditions with very little wind during the morning period.

182: Hash No: 1095 – Rastafarian Hash!! - Ascension (Sport) - 09.03.2006

The on-on for today’s special hash was the Klinka Klub. Most hashers arrived all decked out in their dreads and braids and colourful clothing, all ready for the Rastafarian – Bob Marley Hash.

183: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1094 - Ascension (Sport) - 02.03.2006

The gathering place this week was Zymotic, Georgetown where we were promised an eventful afternoon.

184: News From One Boat Golf Club - Ascension (Sport) - 02.03.2006

This Sunday the 5th Mar 06, we will be holding the March Monthly Medal Competition, this will start at approx 0815hrs, sign up on the club notice board.

185: ASCENSION ISLAND SPORTS ASSOCIATION - Ascension (Sport) - 02.03.2006

THE JIMMY LAWRENCE KNOCKOUT CUP COMPETITION - WEEKEND RESULTS

186: HASH TRASH - Hash No: 1093 - Ascension (Sport) - 23.02.2006

A cool afternoon greeted the hashers at the turnoff to the Pines. Gumby-Two Scoops and Bloodsucker had provided a little entertainment on the way up the NASA Rd

187: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1092 - Ascension (Sport) - 16.02.2006

The gathering place this week was the Blue Oyster Beach Hut at Northeast Bay.

188: Hash No: 1091 - Ascension (Sport) - 09.02.2006

Since Rhesus Andy decided to get out of setting the hash by leaving the island on short notice, it fell to the next volunteers, Gumby-Two Scoops and Bloodsucker to step in and plan the hash

189: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1090 - Ascension (Sport) - 02.02.2006

The hash started with 100 Watt diverting everyone from the crusher yard down a dusty track towards the bomb dump.

190: Hash Trash - Hash 1089 - Ascension (Sport) - 19.01.2006

The hash assembled in the middle of a cloud, will it rain? – maybe. Will it be sunny? – doubt it. Will it snow? – good chance.

191: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1087 - Ascension (Sport) - 12.01.2006

This week, the group gathered at the US Base. At the huddle, along with the warnings of all the usual hazards, loose footing, loose klinka, thorn trees, etc.,

192: One Boat Golf Club - Ascension (Sport) - 12.01.2006

Well last Saturday saw us golfers have a 9 hole Texas Scramble, this was a bit of fun competition to say goodbye to 4 of our long standing members, John and Betty Joshua, Gilbert and Prudy Peters,

193: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1086 - Ascension (Sport) - 05.01.2006

Not even New Year’s Eve could keep a determined group of hashers from their usual Saturday afternoon walk in the park!

194: Golf News - Ascension (Sport) - 22.12.2005

Sunday the 18th of Dec, 39 golfers took part in the Texas Xmas Scramble, kick off at 0900hrs.

195: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1083 - Ascension (Sport) - 15.12.2005

Seemed like most of the island was on the NASA road last weekend, the hashers having to fight their way through the bikers to get to their venue.

196: ASCENSION ISLAND SPORTS ASSOCIATION - Ascension (Sport) - 15.12.2005

Rounders Knockout Final Score

197: CRICKET NEWS. - Ascension (Sport) - 08.12.2005

Sat. 3 Dec Interserve V Georgetown

198: GOLF NEWS. - Ascension (Sport) - 08.12.2005

Sunday the 4th Dec saw 21 players turn out for the monthly medal.

199: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1082 - Ascension (Sport) - 01.12.2005

The start of this week’s hash was Command Hill. Considering the hares, everyone was expecting a rather tough hash, but we were in for a really rough time, we just didn’t know it yet.

200: ASCENSION ISLAND SPORTS ASSOCIATION - Ascension (Sport) - 01.12.2005

Weekend Rounders Results Saturday 26th & Sunday 27th November

201: CRICKET - Ascension (Sport) - 24.11.2005

Sun. 13 Nov. Outlaws V Georgetown

202: GOLF News - Ascension (Sport) - 24.11.2005

On Sunday the 20th of Nov 05, 17 players took part in the monthly medal. The day was quite wet and overcast to start with but did brighten up as the morning passed.

203: Hash Trash - Hash# 1080 - Ascension (Sport) - 24.11.2005

Everyone gathered at the Generator Hut/Nasa Site for another entertaining Saturday afternoon, the weather was cool and crisp for our awaited journey.

204: ASCENSION ISLAND SPORTS ASSOCIATION - Ascension (Sport) - 24.11.2005

Weekend Rounders Results

205: Two Boats Club - Darts Eliminator Competition - Ascension (Sport) - 17.11.2005

Given his consistent improving accuracy, it was always going to be just a matter of time before Bronwyn won a Darts Eliminator Competition.

206: Cricket Results - Ascension (Sport) - 17.11.2005

Results from match played on Sunday 13th November

207: Flipper Trophy Knockout Competition – The Final - Ascension (Sport) - 17.11.2005

Leroy “Heartbreaker” Hudson nets a hat trick as the Retards snatch the trophy from the Harts

208: The ‘Flipper’ Trophy Tournament - In Memory of Andrew John Bennett. - Ascension (Sport) - 17.11.2005

Cable & Wireless would like to congratulate the Winners and Runners-up of the ‘Flipper’ Trophy Tournament which took place on Saturday 12th November 2005.

209: Rounders - Ascension (Sport) - 17.11.2005

Results from weekend Sat 12th & Sun 13th November

210: Swarm Taekwondo Ascension Island - Ascension (Sport) - 17.11.2005

Swarm Taekwondo Ascension Island is proud to congratulate four of its students on passing their Dan grading.

211: Flipper Trophy Knockout Competition – Saturday 5th - Ascension (Sport) - 10.11.2005

Travellers rue missed chances as Harts go through

212: Hash No. 1079 - Ascension (Sport) - 10.11.2005

Everyone gathered at the CSO One Boat site for this week’s hash.

213: ASCENSION ISLAND SPORTS ASSOCIATION - Ascension (Sport) - 10.11.2005

Weekend Rounders Results / Weekend Cricket Matches

214: GOLF NEWS - Ascension (Sport) - 10.11.2005

2005 GOLF OPEN CHAMPIONSHIP

215: Football Debut for the “Banana Bunch” - Ascension (Sport) - 03.11.2005

On Sunday afternoon the “Banana Bunch”, the newest team to join the ranks of Ascension Footballers, made their debut on the Georgetown Field.

216: Flipper Trophy Knockout Competition Sat 29th & Sun 30th October - Ascension (Sport) - 03.11.2005

Within 30 seconds of the start Georgetown’s defence failed to clear the ball on their right, allowing man of the match Nigel “Cool” to cross to Ashley Lawrence, presenting him with a tap in chance from which he scored.

217: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1078 - Ascension (Sport) - 03.11.2005

A good crowd of hashers, including a few returnees after lengthy leaves, gathered at the Scout’s Beach Hut on Long Beach, ready to head off on a hash the hares had let slip was moderate to difficult.

218: GOLF NEWS . …… 2005 GOLF OPEN CHAMPIONSHIP. - Ascension (Sport) - 03.11.2005

38 PLAYERS TURNED OUT ON SUNDAY MORNING 30 OCTOBER TO DO BATTLE FOR THE SECOND ROUND QUALIFYING STAGE.

219: District Weekend Rounders Results - Ascension (Sport) - 03.11.2005

Rounders results from Saturday 29th & Sunday 30th October

220: HASH TRASH - Ascension (Sport) - 27.10.2005

Hash No: 1077 - A grey afternoon greeted the hashers as they gathered at English Bay.

221: ASCENSION ISLAND SPORTS ASSOCIATION - Ascension (Sport) - 27.10.2005

Weekend Rounders Results Saturday 22th Oct. 05

222: The Ascension Island 2005 Open starts ! - Ascension (Sport) - 27.10.2005

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223: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1076 - Ascension (Sport) - 20.10.2005

A large crowd collected early at CSO Two Boats for a supposedly quick hash.

224: The Mystique of the Hash - Ascension (Sport) - 20.10.2005

What is it about Hashing that casts a spell over us and feeds our addiction?

225: CRICKET & ROUNDERS - Ascension (Sport) - 13.10.2005

2005

226: Hash No: 1075 - Ascension (Sport) - 13.10.2005

Hares: Wild Bill Cock, Forrest Gump & Fugitive

227: Cricket News - Ascension (Sport) - 06.10.2005

Cricket results from the weekend Sat 1st and Sun 2nd October

228: Hash Trash - Hash No:1074 - Ascension (Sport) - 06.10.2005

Lots of hashers gathered at the Two Boats Club, the rumours of a really tough hash making the rounds.

229: Rounder Results - Ascension (Sport) - 06.10.2005

Weekend Rounders Results

230: Two Boats Club Darts Presentation Nite - Ascension (Sport) - 06.10.2005

The Singles, Doubles, team knockout and the League all produced entertaining and strong competitive games with an unprecedented high level of skill and accuracy

231: SPORTS NEWS. - Ascension (Sport) - 29.09.2005

22 Players turned out for the Sept. Monthly Medal on Sunday morning.

232: Hash Trash - Hash No. 1072 - Ascension (Sport) - 22.09.2005

A large crowd gathered on Command Hill for the start of the hash. The bus that arrived with Gumby- Two Scoops led to a lot of speculation.

233: Cricket News - Ascension (Sport) - 22.09.2005

Cricket Results from weekend 17th/18th September

234: Hash Trash - Hash No. 1072 - Ascension (Sport) - 15.09.2005

The hounds all gathered at Uncle Fester’s bungalow for the start of this week’s hash.

235: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1065 - Ascension (Sport) - 28.07.2005

First of all, a big welcome back to the grand master of the hash, Major!! And an apology to Roly Poly, who got left off last week’s list.

236: Ascension Island Water Sports Club - Ascension (Sport) - 28.07.2005

As you are probably aware I am a keen sailor and was the commodore of the St Helena yacht club just before coming to Ascension Island and I have been exploring the possibilities of setting up a club here.

237: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1066 - Ascension (Sport) - 28.07.2005

This might be Old Croc’s last hash, and he promised a tough one. Since we were all gathered at the guns on the side of Cross Hill,

238: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1064 - Ascension (Sport) - 21.07.2005

A large crowd gathered at Garden Cottage, a little worried about what the hares had in store for them this week, after their performance just a few weeks ago!!

239: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1063 - Ascension (Sport) - 14.07.2005

A pretty big crowd turned up at the patio for what they apparently thought was going to be a “girly” hash, considering that two of the hares were sorry souls.

240: ROOKIES - SOFTBALL DOUBLE WINNERS - Ascension (Sport) - 14.07.2005

The Softball League commenced at the U.S. Base Stadium February 05 and ended with the Knock-Out Friday 8th Jul.

241: ASCENSION ISLAND SPORTS ASSOCIATION - Cricket Results - Ascension (Sport) - 14.07.2005

District Cricket Knock-Out Finals Results Saturday 2nd July at Travellers Hill

242: ASCENSION ISLAND SPORTS ASSOCIATION - Special Rounders Match Results - Ascension (Sport) - 14.07.2005

Special Rounders Match Results Saturday 2nd July

243: ‘SERCOLOIDS’ TAKE RELAY FIRST - Ascension (Sport) - 07.07.2005

Amongst other activities, celebrations for the opening for the First National Park on Ascension Island involved the run of the Island Dew Pond race, which was open to individuals and 6 person relay teams.

244: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1062 - Ascension (Sport) - 07.07.2005

Everyone gathered at the Comfortless Cove Car Park for what we were promised would be an easier hash than last week’s!!

245: Hash Trash - Has No: 1061 - Ascension (Sport) - 30.06.2005

The picnic table on Green Mountain was this weeks starting point for the Hash and it was an apprehensive group that made their way up , or down, the mountain to begin.

246: Two Boats Club Darts - Ascension (Sport) - 30.06.2005

The Darts League came to a spectacular close with the winners and runners-up positions being decided during the last game of the competition.

247: Ascension Island 5 a side Football Tournament - Ascension (Sport) - 16.06.2005

On Friday the 3rd of June, the Army Careers Office staff, while visiting Ascension Island, hosted a 5 a side tournament at Travellers Hill gymnasium.

248: Hash Trash - Hash 1059 - Ascension (Sport) - 16.06.2005

We all gathered outside B9, Georgetown this week. The runners and walkers were separated at the starting point, the walkers headed for the beach,

249: Cricket Results From Last Weekend - Ascension (Sport) - 16.06.2005

Cricket Results From Last Weekend

250: Rounder & Football Results - Ascension (Sport) - 16.06.2005

Rounder & Football Results

251: TWO BOATS CLUB SPORTS PRESENTATION NITE! - Ascension (Sport) - 16.06.2005

The Presentation, on Friday 3rd June, concluded the Skittles and Snooker competitions.

252: ASCENSION ISLAND SPORTS ASSOCIATION - Ascension (Sport) - 26.05.2005

Weekend Rounders & Footbal Results - 15th May 2005

253: Sponsered Walk In Aid Of ADF - Ascension (Sport) - 26.05.2005

The Sponsored walk/run took place on the 7 May 05 to help support St Mary’s Church.

254: ADF 3- TEAM TEXAS SCRAMBLE. Sunday 22 May 05. - Ascension (Sport) - 26.05.2005

36 players turned out on Sunday morning to take part in the 3 Team Texas as a fund raiser for the Ascension Day Fair.

255: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1055 - Ascension (Sport) - 26.05.2005

A late start to the hash this week due to the Ascension Day Fair. A good size crowd braved the promises of a long hash and collected at the old Exile’s Beach hut at Catherine Pt.

256: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1056 - Ascension (Sport) - 26.05.2005

Rock Cottage was the gathering point for this weeks hash, the cool crisp air was just what we needed for our awaiting journey.

257: ASCENSION ISLAND SPORTS ASSOCIATION - Ascension (Sport) - 26.05.2005

Midweek Football Results

258: ASCENSION ISLAND SPORTS ASSOCIATION - Ascension (Sport) - 26.05.2005

District Knock- Out Cricket Results 28th & 29th May 2005

259: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1057 - Ascension (Sport) - 26.05.2005

Everyone gathered at the Old BBC Receiving Station eagerly awaiting what the hares had plan for us.

260: ASCENSION ISLAND SPORTS ASSOCIATION - Ascension (Sport) - 26.05.2005

Football & Rounders Results

261: Hash Trash - Hash No. 1054 - Ascension (Sport) - 12.05.2005

Everyone gathered at the parking area for Devil’s Riding School. Although there had been rumours of a relatively easy hash,

262: ASCENSION ISLAND SPORTS ASSOCIATION - Ascension (Sport) - 12.05.2005

Weekend Football Results

263: ASCENSION ISLAND SPORTS ASSOCIATION - Ascension (Sport) - 05.05.2005

Weekend Rounders Results

264: ASCENSION ISLAND SPORTS ASSOCIATION - Ascension (Sport) - 05.05.2005

Midweek and weekend Football Results

265: Ascension Island Sports Association - Ascension (Sport) - 05.05.2005

All Sports Top Team Players Analysis

266: Hash Trash - Hash 1052 - Ascension (Sport) - 21.04.2005

A cool, somewhat foggy afternoon greeted the hounds as they gathered at North East Paddock for today’s hash.

267: Football Results - Ascension (Sport) - 21.04.2005

Results for Thursday 21st April

268: Weekend Rounders Results - Ascension (Sport) - 21.04.2005

Weekend Rounders Results

269: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1050 - Ascension (Sport) - 14.04.2005

A hot afternoon greeted the large group of hounds that gathered at the Turtle Ponds.

270: Sports News - Ascension (Sport) - 07.04.2005

Cricket Results for Sat 2nd and Sun 3rd April

271: Hash Trash - Hash No: 1049 - Ascension (Sport) - 07.04.2005

A large crowd gathered by the CSO parking area, ready for Hash Puppies and Hoochie Mama’s first hash

272: Scouts Discovery Expedition 2005 - Golf Competition One Boat Golf Club - Ascension (Sport) - 07.04.2005

Eight Teams turned out for the Three Team Texas Scramble on Sunday 3rd April 2005, in support of raising funds for the Scouts Discovery Expedition 2005.

273: Hash Trash - Hash No:1046 - Ascension (Sport) - 23.03.2005

Another difficult hash was promised, but there was still a good crowd of hardy hashers ready to tackle whatever the hares could throw at them.

274: Hash Trash - Hash 1047 - Ascension (Sport) - 23.03.2005

A determined group of hashers collected at the NASA site, ready for whatever the hares were going to throw at them this week. The usual Ascension hazard warnings, guava, loose rocks, drop-offs, you know the sort of thing. Soon it was on-on, with the FRBs immediately sent on a runners loop.

275: Hash Trash - Hash 1045 - Ascension (Sport) - 10.03.2005

The Hash gathered, growing nervous as rumours circulated of a trip down to Pillar Bay.

276: Hash Trash - Ascension (Sport) - 03.03.2005

The hash got off to a bit of a delayed start, thanks to a hasher who shall remain nameless, who tried, without too much success,

277: TSUNAMI DEW POND RUN – SUNDAY 27TH FEBRUARY 2005 - Ascension (Sport) - 03.03.2005

We would like to thank all those that took part and aided in the Tsunami Dew Pond Run on Sunday.

278: Hash Trash - Hash No. 1044 - Ascension (Sport) - 03.03.2005

The starting point this week was the VC. With promises of a nice, flat hash (yeah, like we fell for that one!!) and not much in the way of hazards,

279: Hash Trash - Hash 1042 - Ascension (Sport) - 17.02.2005

The Ariane site was the gathering point for this week’s hash. The shade from the mountain made it cooler and more bearable than last week.

280: Hash Trash - Ascension (Sport) - 03.02.2005

The waves were thundering at the Klinka Klub when we arrived, just a little indication of what was to come.

281: Hash Trash - Ascension (Sport) - 20.01.2005

As the cars jockeyed for parking spots, a good crowd gathered on a not so hot afternoon to tackle the hash.

282: New From One Boat Golf Club - Ascension (Sport) - 20.01.2005

This competition was played and very well supported in aid of the above fund.

283: Hash Trash - Ascension (Sport) - 06.01.2005

The night before’s celebrations not withstanding, a determined group of hashers collected at the Two Boats Sports Field,

284: News From One Boat Golf Club - Ascension (Sport) - 16.12.2004

14 players turned out for the December Medal.

285: Hash Trash - Ascension (Sport) - 16.12.2004

The promise that this week’s hash wouldn’t be as difficult as the last one didn’t do much to reassure the hounds.

286: Hearts Win The ‘Flipper’ Trophy - Ascension (Sport) - 25.11.2004

The teams were lead out by their Managers, “Dutch” leading Harts and Jimmy Bennett leading Saprissa, and were introduced to Penny Bennett and Ray Ellick.

287: The ‘Flipper’ Trophy Tournament - In Memory of Andrew John Bennett. - Ascension (Sport) - 25.11.2004

Cable & Wireless would like to congratulate the Winners and Runners-up of the ‘Flipper’ Trophy Tournament which took place on Saturday 20th November 2004.

288: Hash Trash - Ascension (Sport) - 25.11.2004

Hash No: 1031

289: Football Tournaments and Presentation - Ascension (Sport) - 25.11.2004

On behalf of the organizers I would like to take this opportunity to thank everyone for another successful season.

290: Hash Trash - Ascension (Sport) - 11.11.2004

This was Frankenfurter’s last hash so needless to say, the hounds were a bit worried, especially the FRB’s.

291: 2004 OPEN FINAL DAY - Ascension (Sport) - 11.11.2004

The 14 Qualifiers took the field on Saturday 6 November with Lawson Henry leading by two shots over his nearest rival Norman Thomas.

292: Football Results District Tournament - Ascension (Sport) - 11.11.2004

Results of last weekend's Districk Tournament

293: Hash Trash - No 1027 - Ascension (Sport) - 28.10.2004

Firstly – BIG APOLOGIES to Jasmine (aka Moaner Lisa) for forgetting her in the Hash Trash last week.

294: 2004 ASCENSION OPEN - Ascension (Sport) - 28.10.2004

37 competitors turned out for the second round of the 2004 OPEN and some very

295: SAPRISSA WINS A CLOSE MATCH IN THE LAST FEW MINUTES - Ascension (Sport) - 28.10.2004

I watched a boring first half when the players concentrated more on kicking lumps out of each other than playing football, then I turned my TV off and went to watch a VCR (& Saprissa) play at Long Beach!

296: Football Results - Ascension (Sport) - 23.09.2004

Jimmy Lawrence Knockout Tournament

297: Hash Trash - Ascension (Sport) - 23.09.2004

Another smallish crowd this week, but determined in the face of rumors of a long, hard hash ahead.

298: The Thursday Sugar Bowl - Ascension (Sport) - 23.09.2004

It is with joy that I have the honour to write this week’s article blah blah blah………(Pee Alice – punishment for not bringing & wearing The Jester’s Hat).

299: News From One Boat Golf Club - Ascension (Sport) - 09.09.2004

The Texas Scrabble Played on the 15th August was well attended with 10 teams entering.

300: The Thursday Sugar Bowl - Ascension (Sport) - 09.09.2004

What an interesting afternoon, something completely different for many of the Sugar Bowlers – there were many shouts of fore and a few huts were hit as a cross-country competition was fought out.

301: Hash Trash - Hash No 1018 - Ascension (Sport) - 09.09.2004

It was a wee bit cold (for Ascension) when we met up at B15, but that soon changed as we were all squeezed into Land Rovers and got quite cosy as we crept up the mountain with a distinct smell of burning rubber in the air!?

302: Hash Trash - Ascension (Sport) - 19.08.2004

Hash No 1017

303: Hash Trash - Ascension (Sport) - 12.08.2004

We met up at the start of Bullock Ponds path looking a bit pathetic in our rain coats!

304: Hash Trash - Ascension (Sport) - 29.07.2004

Hash No: 1014

305: The Thursday Sugar Bowl - Ascension (Sport) - 29.07.2004

On a very blustery afternoon Turners actually won a contest, luckily Interserve weren’t competing!!

306: Scouts Organise Sport Relief Mile On Ascension Island - Ascension (Sport) - 15.07.2004

Approximately 50 folk turned up on Saturday morning to run the Sports Relief Mile

307: THE THURSDAY SUGAR BOWL - Ascension (Sport) - 15.07.2004

Due to various reasons it has been a few weeks since our last report; one being that our reports, which are read globally, are being submitted but are just not being printed – I’m not too sure if we have upset the Editor?

308: Hash Trash - Ascension (Sport) - 01.07.2004

A nice bright day on the mountain greeted the hashers. For some, getting up the mountain added some excitement to the hash.

309: Knockout Cricket - Ascension (Sport) - 01.07.2004

Cricket Knockout Results

310: “Thunder on the Mountain” Story and Photographs by Brian P. Davis - Ascension (Sport) - 24.06.2004

Sunday afternoons on Ascension Island are usually quiet and peaceful. The silence is seldom broken except for the ringing of church bells or the sounds of waves crashing onto the rocky coastline. For many of the island residents it’s a day of rest. Families and friends usually gather together for an afternoon at the beach, or perhaps today a backyard barbeque is in the making. But this Sunday (June 5, 2004) afternoon would prove to be different from all the rest…

311: Hash Trash - Ascension (Sport) - 17.06.2004

Hash No. 1006

312: Hash Trash - Ascension (Sport) - 03.06.2004

We all gathered at B-15 in Georgetown, ready for a nice, cool hash on a slightly overcast day.

313: THE THURSDAY SUGAR BOWL - Ascension (Sport) - 03.06.2004

Formula 1 Driver, Miss Fisichella, started The Sugar Bowl, although taking a break this week from competing after her sterling (or is that rolling) efforts last week.

314: Cricket News - Ascension (Sport) - 03.06.2004

Results from Saturday 29th May

315: THE THURSDAY SUGAR BOWL - Ascension (Sport) - 20.05.2004

The Tiger strikes again!!! But before I go into details of John’s success I cannot go without mentioning Gary’s pitiful attempt to improve TSB.

316: Hash Trash - Ascension (Sport) - 20.05.2004

A good crowd gathered at the Turtle Ponds, all wondering if we were heading off from there, or if buses were going to appear to whisk us away to another destination.

317: Golf News - Ascension (Sport) - 13.05.2004

Last Weeks Tournament was the May’s Monthly Medal with Fred Fox winning on countback over Lawson Henry both with a net 68.