Ascension : Hash Trash - Hash No: 1320
Submitted by The Islander (Islander Editors) 12.08.2010 (Article Archived on 26.08.2010)

The crowd gathered at Paradise Beach Cottage for this unusual Sunday hash. Uncle Transvestite briefed the waiting hashers.

Hash No. 1320          

Hares: Uncle Transvestite, Big Bender and RAF Rent Boy

Hounds: Baggage Boy, Man Beater, Little Big Man, Wobbley Bits, Over and Done With, Beaver Diva, Hot and Sneaky, Sniffy, Moaning Angel, Will Jump, Threesome will do tonight, Marlene, Little Cod Piece, Major Fokker, Lanky, Nip ‘n’ Suck, Little Chuffer, Madam Mardy Pants, Justin Fitzsimmons, Rebecca Fitzsimmons, Lara Fitzsimmons, Katie Fitzsimmons.

Apres: Messy Queen, Itchy Ring, Trouser Snake Charmer.

The crowd gathered at Paradise Beach Cottage for this unusual Sunday hash. Uncle Transvestite briefed the waiting hashers. We were informed of two routes, one for the FRBs with three circle checks and another for the WATs comprising of two circle checks. Uncle Transvestite appropriately warned the group of the tripping hazards, whilst showing off his newly acquired bandaged ankle.

The on-on was called and the two groups set off, the FRBs led by RAF Rent Boy and the WATs following Will Jump. We were warned that due to it being a school night it would be a short hash, and it certainly was.

We headed out through Georgetown towards the AIG Beach Hut, and then turned back for home back along the beach. It was a matter of getting the timing right to avoid being soaked by the waves.

Back at the Cottage for drinks, BBQ and a naming. It was brought to the attention of the hash master that David Magill had attended several hashes in the past, but had somehow managed to escape naming, until now. The hashers gathered around the circle.  Several names were suggested and the group decided on RAF Rent Boy.

Thanks to the hares for setting the hash and to Messy Queen for the Apres venue.

Next week: back to normal Saturday 1630.