Ascension : Turtle Nest Humour Submitted by The Islander (Islander Editors) 20.05.2010 (Article Archived on 03.06.2010)
Old Henry went to see Father Clive complaining that there was a ghost in his house.
Old Henry went to see Father Clive complaining that there was a ghost in his house.
“What do you mean?” asked Father Clive. “Well,” said Henry “Each night at midnight when I get up to go to the toilet somebody turns the light on for me and then when I’m finished they turn it back off.”
Well upon hearing this Father Clive was astonished.He called old Henry’s wife and told her that Henry claims that there is a ghost in the house.
“Don’t worry Father Clive” she said “The old fools been peeing in the fridge again”.
