Ascension : Turtle Nest humour……
Submitted by The Islander (Islander Editors) 22.04.2010 (Article Archived on 06.05.2010)

Chelsea Pete walks into the Saints Club and finds a seat at the bar next to old drunk Henry.

For some five minutes Henry looks at something in his hand and eventually Pete’s curiosity gets the better of him and he asks what it is.

“It’s odd” replies Henry. “It looks like plastic but feels likes rubber”

“Here let me see,” says Pete.

He takes the object and rolls it between his fingers.

“You’re right, says Pete.  “It does look like plastic but feels likes rubber.

“Where did you get it from?”

“Up my nose,” replies old Henry.

 CIH