Ascension : Turtle Nest humour……
Submitted by The Islander (Islander Editors) 15.04.2010 (Article Archived on 29.04.2010)

It was market day in the small town and towards the end of the day a vet approached one of the farmers.

Turtle Nest humour……

It was market day in the small town and towards the end of the day a vet approached one of the farmers.

“Have you ever considered artificial insemination for you herd of cows, Mr Henry?”

“No thanks I’ll stick with the old-fashioned way if it’s all the same to you.”

“OK but if you change your mind, give us a ring and we’ll take it from there.”

On the way home Mr Henry pondered the man’s words but couldn’t imagine how a cow could have calves without the aid of a bull.  His curiosity eventually got the better of him and he rang the vet asking for his cow to be artificially inseminated as soon as possible.

“OK” replied the vet. “If you can get a few things ready. Wash down the cow, put down some clean straw and have a bucket of hot water and a stool ready.”

When all was ready the vet arrived.

“Have you done everything I asked?”

“Indeed I have” replied Mr Henry.  “I’ve even hammered a nail in the door for you to hang your trousers on.

 CIH