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  Issue No. 2160 Online Edition Monday 20 May 2013 
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Ascension : Turtle Nest Humour
Submitted by The Islander (Islander Editors) 01.04.2010 (Article Archived on 15.04.2010)

82 year old Henry, who was partially deaf, went to Doctor Milenko for a check up.

Turtle Nest humour……

 

82 year old Henry, who was partially deaf, went to Doctor Milenko for a check up.

A few days later Doctor Milenko saw old Henry walking towards the Saints Club with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later Doctor Milenko spoke to Henry and said “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”

Henry replied, “Just doing what you said, Doc. ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’ ”

“I didn’t say that” replied Doctor Milenko. “I said you’ve got a heart murmur, be careful.”

 

 CIH

 

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