Ascension : Mystery Interview
Submitted by The Islander (Islander Editors) 04.03.2010 (Article Archived on 18.03.2010)

Where were you born? Vantaa.

Mystery Interview

Where were you born?

            Vantaa.

What is your middle name?

            Asser.

How old do you feel?

            28.

How long have you lived on Ascension?

            I can’t remember

What did your school report say?

             I didn’t go to school.

In another life what would you be or do?

I’d be a barmaid.

Do you have an ambition?

            See above!

Where is your favourite spot on Ascension and why?

            I like letterbox because it’s so remote.

What has been your proudest moment?

            Representing my country in my profession.

What is your favourite meal?

            A very well made dahl.

Are you afraid of anything?

            Heights.

Which famous person do you admire?

            Ian McKellen.

Which fictional character would you like to meet?

            Babs Johnsons.

How would you describe yourself in three words?

            Big, blonde and beautiful.

Do you have a trademark phrase or look?

            Yes.

What could you not manage without?

            Sundried tomatoes.

What are you reading at the moment?

            Kalevala Mythology

Where do you see yourself in ten years time?

            In a museum.

Who do you consider to be an island hero and why?

            Leendert Hasenbosh – the Dutch castaway left on Ascension in 1725.

What’s your theme tune or song?

            ‘Cripple under starfish’ by Antony and the Johnsons (Look it up – I had to)!

Which Islander would you invite to dinner?

            Well,  any suggestions?

This has plenty clues and I’m sure you won’t be guessing for long.  Let the person know when you’ve got it!

Last week was Lisa Lawrence, she only just managed to fit in answering a few questions before leaving for a chilly UK.  Thanks Lisa!