Ascension : Turtle Nest humour……
Submitted by The Islander (Islander Editors) 04.03.2010 (Article Archived on 18.03.2010)

Two tramps were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one tramp said to the other, “I’m the luckiest guy in the world”

Turtle Nest humour……

Two tramps were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one tramp said to the other, “I’m the luckiest guy in the world”

“Why is that?” said the second tramp.

“Well, I walking down these tracks last week and I found a £20 note.  I went into town and bought a case of wine and was drunk for three days.”

The other tramp said “That must have been pretty good but I think I’m the luckiest guy in the world. I was walking down these very same tracks about two weeks ago and just up ahead was a beautiful naked girl tied to the tracks.  I untied her and took her up there into the trees and I made love to her for two days.”

“My goodness” said the first tramp.  “You are the luckiest guy in the world; was she blonde?

“I couldn’t tell” the other tramp said, “I never found her head”

CIH