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  Issue No. 2161 Online Edition Saturday 25 May 2013 
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Ascension : Turtle Nest humour……
Submitted by The Islander (Islander Editors) 25.02.2010 (Article Archived on 11.03.2010)

A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other for the very first time.

 

 

Neither can remember what kind of animal they are so they decided to feel each other. The rabbit says “You feel me first.  The snake says OK and he starts feeling the rabbit. He says “Well, you have fur all over, a little cotton tail, two long ears and big back feet…”

The rabbit says “I know, I’m a rabbit! Yippee !”

Then the rabbit feels the snake.  He says “Okay you’re long and thin, slimy all over and there’s a little forked tongue…”

The snake says “Oh no, I’m from FCO.

 

CIH

 

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