Ascension : Letter From Yannick & Collin
Submitted by The Islander (Islander Internet Editor) 25.12.2008 (Article Archived on 08.01.2009)

Dear Cable and Wireless Christmas is here, the time of giving and good will is upon us.

We, Colin, Yanick and Trevor humbly beseech you to raise the silver service megabyte allowance

Dear Cable and Wireless

Christmas is here, the time of giving and good will is upon us.

We, Colin, Yanick and Trevor humbly beseech you to raise the silver service megabyte allowance from 750 to at least 1 gigabyte. Our Wicked Step Father (WSF) won’t pay for the Gold service.

Our baby brother has just discovered  . . . ‘The Internet’, with the result that we run out of megabytes halfway through each month; WSF won’t pay for any extra.

We’ve asked Microsoft for help but ‘The Computer said NO!!!!! We wrote to Santa for help, but just in case he’s suffering from the credit crunch we’re asking you instead. We hope you will consider our plea favourably and would like to say a Merry Christmas to all our friends on Ascension- instead of sending Christmas cards this year; we are making a donation to the Cable and Wireless pension fund.

Thanking you in Anticipation

Yanick and Collin