Ascension : Hash No: 1154
Submitted by The Islander (Nathan Prince) 26.04.2007 (Article Archived on 10.05.2007)
A large group of hashers gathered at the Barracks 13 Patio on the US Base, despite rumours of a long hash.
Hares: Milk Me Mickey, Fugitive, Pussy Galore No More, Huff’n’Puff
Hounds: Hash Mistress, Suzanne, Bloodsucker, Gumby-Two Scoops, Wild Bill Cock, Little Crisis, Blastoize, Irish Whiskey, Buford T., Chief Pimp, Bakewell Tart, Perry Comb Over, Hash Dash, Desert Rose, Pink Purser, Lanky, Girly Girl, 100 Watt, Mildew, Lorna, Derek, Rosa, Sylvie, ChooChoo, TwigMeister, Wallace, Grommitt, Drop’em Blossom, Thumper, Mr. Fluffy, Easy Rider, Cycopath, Canoodler, John Paul, Puff Grannie, Mile High Club,
Apres Hashers, Milenko, Jason, Fiona, Cupcake, Yeti, Nip’n’Suck, Madam Mardy Pants, Little Chuffer, Ollie, Danny, Pimp My Ride
The runners were told that their hash was going to diverge and continue on at a certain point and to be prepared to run! The only other hazard warning was some loose rocks. Soon, it was on-on up Cardiac Hill, the runners starting their workout early!
At the water tower turnoff, the group headed inland, only briefly stopping at the tower to try and catch a bit of shade from it. Then, off went the runners in a different direction, while the walkers soon started their scramble across the rocks. About this time, Canoodler decided that she might not make it in time to see her relatives off on the plane if the hash was indeed as long as promised, and wisely decided to turn back. So did Derek & Sylvie, although we aren’t quite sure why!
Thus continued a long hash stretch through the rocks with luckily just a few uphills. However, it seemed forever that we were heading away from the base! We finally hit some old dirt tracks, and the walking became easier. About this point, the runners reappeared. Eventually we made it to our secret destination – the old hydroponics farm – where we had a history lesson about the massive efforts that went on long ago to build a successful gardening enterprise on this arid island. Pussy Galore No More gave us a great insight into the project, complete with pictures! We also had a conservation talk, including a call for volunteers for the upcoming project to reclaim this historical site from the encroaching Mexican Thorn trees!
After this stop, the runners disappeared. The walkers turned around and headed back by a nice easy route. They actually made it back to the patio well before the FRBs. We were all getting a little worried about their absence when they finally started straggling in, all looking like they were melting. It seems that Fugitive had led them on a merry chase, including all the way to the top of Lady Hill!! They’d have grumbled if they’d had the energy or the spit, but instead simply grabbed for beers and other refreshments!!
Then, Huff’n’Puff arrived bearing gifts of absolutely fantastic tasty treats……her well-known culinary expertise was certainly in evidence. Chicken, meatballs, sushimi, salads and more were greatly appreciated by the hungry hashers. Post hash food will never be quite the same!! Thanks from a grateful group goes out to Huff’n’Puff!! It was a wonderful treat!
There being no hash business as our sorry souls snuck out on us, the Cavaliers arrived, and the party continued for quite a while. Thanks to Fugitive, Pussy Galore No More and Milk Me Mickey for a great, and informative hash. Anyone who wants to volunteer for the Hydroponics Farm Mexican Thorn eradication project, just contact the Conservation Office or the Environmental Department on the US Base. And again, thanks to Huff’n’Puff for feeding us!Next Week: English Bay
Hares: Girly Girl, Hash Mistress & Bakewell Tart
Please bring a plate. Camping out is being considered, so bring your tent if you’d like to stay!!
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