Ascension : Well the news is that there is no news.
Submitted by The Islander (Gary Robinson) 24.08.2006 (Article Archived on 28.09.2006)

Well none reported anyway.

No births, no deaths (fortunately)

No big events, no big fish, no high power visitors, no visiting ships.

 Good job it is a holiday on Monday for us to get over all the

excitement.