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  Issue No. 1958 Online Edition Sunday 5 July 2009 
Home | April 2006 Please tell us what you think of this article. Tell a friend Print Friendly

Ascension : Happy 50th Birthday
Submitted by The Islander (Gavin Yon) 27.04.2006 (Article Archived on 11.05.2006)

Straighten your toupee, Straighten your toupee

Straighten your toupee
Adjust your truss
Slip your dentures in
Put your bifocals on
Clip on your hearing aid
Put your zip-up carpet slippers on
Grab your zimmer frame.
O.K. you’re fit to go!

Happy 50th birthday, Frank
From everybody at Interserve

 
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