Ascension : Free Dentures
Submitted by The Islander (Gavin Yon) 30.03.2006 (Article Archived on 13.04.2006)

The Clinic has just received from the UK, a batch of second hand Full and Partial Acrylic Dentures.

FREE DENTURES

The Clinic has just received from the UK, a batch of second hand Full and Partial Acrylic Dentures.
These are being offered up to any patient on the Island free of charge. They make an ideal spare set.
The Dentures themselves, although used, are all in excellent condition, several even with gold teeth. They have been fully serviced in the UK before being sent on to us, the teeth having been thoroughly cleaned and sharpened. All cigarette stains have been removed.
Most have the odd tooth missing towards the back which allows the wearer to put his tongue in his cheek.
Some of the best Dentures are spares from a few famous people, amongst others, Ken Dodd and Esther Rantzen, - these may well fit several folk on the island with especially big mouths, a few are from famous singers which may be of help to some on the Island whilst luckily only several have come from politicians and are completely worn down.
They come in sizes Small, Medium, Large, Extra Large and Chelsea Supporter

Mr. N. J. Hobson.  B.D.S. 

Dental Surgeon.