Ascension : Hash No: 1048
Submitted by The Islander (Phillip Stevens) 31.03.2005 (Article Archived on 21.04.2005)

A rather large crowd gathered at the Blue Oyster, formerly known as the Turner’s beach hut for this week’s hash.

Hash No:  1048

Hares:  100 Watt & Mildew

Hounds:  Yeti, La Femme Fenomenal, Heathcliff, Cycopath, Easy Rider, Gym Slip, Cadillac Pimp, Miss Piggy, Hash Banana, Septic Peg, Bloodsucker, Gumby, Miss Behavin, Scarface, Resus Andy, J. Edgar, Hanky Spanky, Uncle Fester, Deputy Dawg, Little Crisis, Pyscho Nuts, Hash Puppies, Hand Job, Hoochie Mama, Moana Lisa, Colonel Klinka, Andrew, Karen, Russell, Elliott, Lawrence, Darren, Mandie, Lucy, Nicola, Val, Lou, Claire, Keith, Great Balls of Fire

Apres Hashers:  Major, Belinda, Tug, Al,

A rather large crowd gathered at the Blue Oyster, formerly known as the Turner’s beach hut for this week’s hash.  The skies were a little overcast, but that didn’t dim anyone’s spirits.  We were warned that when the runner’s route diverged, if anyone decided to follow it, they had better be prepared!  The usual warning of lots of loose rock seemed a little obvious considering the terrain, and then it was on-on across said rocks!!

A lot of scrambling in and out of gullies followed.  At one spot, the hares did a great job of misleading the FRB’s, who dutifully took off at a furious pace to the left.  Some beady eyed hounds noticed the hares hanging back, and sure enough, off they went in the opposite direction!  It wasn’t too long before the FRB’s caught on as well, and came running back, muttering under their breath! Then it was off across more rocky areas.  There weren’t too many circle checks since it was easy to see the FRB’s ahead of the knitting circle.  At a circle check by the cliff, the view was admired by everyone, especially after the rather tricky climb through some rocks to the top of a steep embankment to get to it!  A few drops of welcome rain fell on us then, but it didn’t amount to much.

Finally we reached the farthest part of the trek.  It was here that the runners took off on their own.  The rest sauntered back over a rather rocky but mostly flat trail.  At the end, paths diverged as we approached the gully.  Some took the easy route down through the gully while a number of others were seen taking a shortcut straight up the side.  We’re not sure if it got them back to the hut any faster!

Back at the Blue Oyster, the drinks were gratefully guzzled, and the barbecue started for all the great grub we’d all brought.  Anxious eyes peered towards the distant hills as time passed and there was no sign of the FRB’s.  After what seemed ages, they started to trickle in, looking rather knackered.  Apparently the uphill climb was tough, although they claim that the trek back down was even tougher!

After a great meal (some were even seen eating off of fine china!), the circle of friendship was drawn.  Mark, who took a little time off between his second and third hashes in a vain attempt to throw us off, was rechristened Great Balls of Fire!  As well, two visiting young fellows were named.  Simon, due to his future as a PTI, was aptly named Gym Slip, while his brother Stephen will forever be known in the world of hashdom as Cadillac Pimp.  And who said he would regret that tattoo?  Welcome to the Ascension Hash House Harriers, guys.

After that, the evening continued, with the usual festivities.  Later on, one of the après hashers had a bit of trouble getting out of the parking area.  Lucky for her (no names, but she’s a nurse!), J. Edgar and Gumby were there to save the day!  Thanks to Mildew and 100 Watt for a great hash, especially for the runners!!

Next Week: Two Boats Solomon’s Shop Car Park

Hares:  Hash Puppies, Hoochie Mama & Major - Bring a plate

PS My apologies if any hounds are missing from the list of participants.  A gremlin made off with the list!