Ascension : Mystery Interview
Submitted by The Islander (Islander Editors) 25.02.2010 (Article Archived on 11.03.2010)

Where were you born? Ascension Island

What is your middle name?

            Marie

How old do you feel?

            Definitely not my age, more like 21!

What did your school report say?

            Just not interested – chats too much!

In another life what would you like to be or do?

            I’d be a butterfly (‘did you say buffalo?’ asks the helpful child).

How long have you been on Ascension?

            25 years

Where is your favourite spot on Ascension and why?

            Somewhere near the sea, Turtle ponds.

What has been your proudest moment?

            Having my kids.

 Do you have an  ambition?

            To do well in life.

What is your favourite meal?

            Black puddings.

Are you afraid of anything?

Dying and cockroaches.

What famous person do you admire?

            Peter Andre

Which fictional character would you like to meet?

            After a while thinking, the child suggests ‘The Undertaker’ or ‘Ray Mysterio’ who are WWE (wresting) characters – so we decide to keep the child happy.

Who do you consider to be an island hero?

            My dad

How would you describe yourself in 3 words?

            Kind, caring and…I don’t know.

Do you have a trademark phrase or look?

.           My curls

Which essential item could you never be without?

My hair straightners.

What are you reading at the moment?

            Magazines.

Who would you like to share a meal with?

            My grandma

Is there a song or theme tune to sum you up?

            Crazy by KC and Jojo.

Oh no, it’s really really easy again!!  Track this person down by what ever means and them them you know.