Ascension : Turtle Nest humour……
Submitted by The Islander (Islander Editors) 11.02.2010 (Article Archived on 25.02.2010)

A very large lady visits the Georgetown Hospital complaining of a sore throat. Doctor Milenko shines a light down her throat and after a few moments says to her, “Would you like to take all your clothes off and then get down on all fours?”

A very large lady visits the Georgetown Hospital complaining of a sore throat.  Doctor Milenko shines a light down her throat and after a few moments says to her, “Would you like to take all your clothes off and then get down on all fours?”

This the fat lady does.

“Very good, “says Doctor Milenko. “Now would you please crawl over to the wall behind the door.”

So the fat lady does as she is told.

“Mm Mm, yes, I see.  Right, now will you crawl to the wall between the lampstand and the glass-fronted cabinet.  Good…  excellent.  OK you can get dressed now

When the fat lady is dressed and sits back down she asks Doctor Milenko what is wrong.

“Oh, you have a sore throat. I’ll give you a prescription for it.”

“But why on earth did you have me crawling around the room on all fours with no clothes on?” she asks impatiently.

“Ah well you see, tomorrow I’m having a sofa delivered and I was just trying to find the best place to put it.

 CIH