Ascension : Mystery Interview
Submitted by The Islander (Islander Editors) 07.01.2010 (Article Archived on 21.01.2010)

Where were you born? England, What is your middle name? David

Mystery Interview

Where were you born?

            England

What is your middle name?

            David

How old do you feel?

            37

How long have you lived on Ascension?

            5months.Shocking

What did your school report say?

             Good student but cant spill.

In another life what would you be or do?

A teacher on ascension. Or maybe a serial killer. Tricky one.

Do you have an ambition?

            To swim with a Humpback whale.

Where is your favourite spot on Ascension and why?

            The nape of my wife’s neck. Its rather nice. (Don’t visit it though)

What has been your proudest moments?

            When I look at my family.

What is your favourite meal?

            Don’t have one.

Are you afraid of anything?

            Being caged by circumstance or stupidity.

Which famous person do you admire?

            Dan Baron Cohen ( NOT Borat but they are related) Look him up, its humbling.

How would you describe yourself in three words?

            Loud-shy, practical-dreamer,  and innumerate

Do you have a trademark phrase or look?

            ‘!’

Which essential item could you not do without?

            Face mask.

What are you reading at the moment?

            Witch child.

Where do you see yourself in ten years time?

            On a beach with a sunset with my family and a big stick to keep the boys off my daughters.

Who do you consider to be an island hero and why?

            Noel: That man is brave. Or maybe the donkeys/asses. It’s a tough one. Noel. The Ass. No Noel. Yep. The answers a mixture I reckon.

What’s your theme tune or song?

            Don’t bug me when I’m working

Which Islander would you invite to dinner?

            Nicky and Issie. I owe them a meal. (Or maybe Noel)

An obvious and outspoken person, much loved and will be much missed!