Ascension : Hash Trash - Hash No:1285
Submitted by The Islander (Shari Parkhill) 03.12.2009 (Article Archived on 17.12.2009)

It was cold and damp when the hash set out from the Pillar Bay car park. Only a few hardy hashers had braved the warnings from gaybaggage about a non- childfriendly hash and the dark grey clouds.

Hash 1285

Hares: Gaybaggage

Hounds: Uncle Fester, Over and Done With, Madam Balls Up, Manbeater, Lab Rat, Morganasaurus, Poker Face, Whatever Minger, Moaning Angel, Lanky, Wood n Pecker

Apre, Bloodsucker, Just Fish, Pea Muldy, Batter

It was cold and damp when the hash set out from the Pillar Bay car park.  Only a few hardy hashers had braved the warnings from gaybaggage about a non- childfriendly hash and the dark grey clouds.  The non child friendly was changed by gaybaggage  to just non friendly at the safety brief, boy was he right.

The 4 runners headed up the road back towards Mountain Redhill as the on-on for the walkers headed toward Pillar bay in the wrong direction!  Rock climbing down- (whatever minger needed help as her legs weren’t long enough to reach the drops)- the cliff to the right of the hill, now we know why you are supposed to go to the left.  No cries of On-On this week, Uncle Fester brought his train whistle headed out in front and the rest followed the whistle.

At the bottom off the cliff, no time to rest,  it was straight back up again, when we finally reached the top we saw the runners starting on their descent right behind us.  We then headed straight back down again, picking any route your legs could stretch to.  It was then straight back up, back down, back up, back down and then up the big redhill followed by down the big redhill.  By this time the Hash was in one group apart form Poker face and Whatever Minger who some how managed to miss the big redhill and get infront of the Hash.  Then just up the original climb and PHEW!! The cars and flat ground. As you can tell not much flat hashing this week!!!!!!

Back at base the rain picked up, the wind picked up and the temperature went down.  The Hashmaster and Gaybaggage set about lighting a fire, it took longer than usual but was much appreciated.  I was reliably informed that gaybaggage doesn’t like his hash name, suggestion for next week please.  All suggestions must include the words Gay and Baggage.

Thanks for a great maiden hash Gaybaggage, let it be the first of many!

Next week: Two Boats park.  A short hash as its Christmas party night.

Hares: Lanky and The Hash Master. (re-read the line above Hash master its in bold just for you!)