Ascension : Mystery Person
Submitted by The Islander (Islander Internet Editor) 26.11.2009 (Article Archived on 10.12.2009)

Where were you born ? St Helena, What’s your middle name? Jean

Mystery person (with help from a friend)

Where were you born ?

St Helena

What’s your middle name?

Jean

How old do you feel?

50

How long have you lived on Ascension?

I’m in my second year.

In another life what would you do or be?

A marine biologist.

What did your school report say?

Disruptive.

Where is your favourite place on the island?

The Ash pit.  I like the views and get surprises when a ship or tanker goes by.

What is your favourite meal:

Plo.

Do you have an ambition?

World peace (or be a rock Goddess – suggestion from helpful friend)

Which famous person do you admire?

Lynford Christie.

Are you afraid of anything?

No (the helpful friend has a few suggestions once again)

Can you describe yourself in three words?

Silent but deadly (friend nods).

What has been your proudest moment?

Swimming with a Whale shark.

What are you reading at the moment?

The complete guide to Strength training.

Where do you see yourself in 10 years time?

In a deserted cabin in the middle of nowhere (questioning looks from friend).

What essential item could you not be without?

Tweezers.

Do you have trademark phrase or look?

Puzzled  (the friend would rather this answer be ‘too cool for school’ so take your pick).

What is your theme tune?

It’s The End Of The World As We Know It.  By REM

Who are your island heroes?

Annabels (The helpful friend isn’t the only puzzled one now).

I know we don’t want it to be so easy but…. and I asked the questions!!!

I know you knew last week’s person, it was Errol Duncan of course.  He did try to change all the running references but it’s who he is and what he’s known for!