Ascension : Turtle Nest humour……
Submitted by The Islander (Islander Internet Editor) 26.11.2009 (Article Archived on 10.12.2009)

The two doctors in the Georgetown Hospital had to hire a new nurse. They interviewed Nurse Nancy and decided to hire her.

Turtle Nest humour……

 The two doctors in the Georgetown Hospital had to hire a new nurse.  They interviewed Nurse Nancy and decided to hire her.  She had only worked two days when Dr Alex called Dr  Milenko to his office and said that they would have to dismiss Nurse Clancy.

“Why? We only hired her!”

“Well I think she is dyslexic and gets things backwards.  I told her to give Mr Smith

Two shots of morphine every 24 hours but she gave him 24 shots every 2 hours and it almost killed him.  I told her to give Mrs Jones an enema every 12 hours and she gave her 12 in one hour.”

Dr Alex had barely finished his reasons when Dr Milenko rushed out of the room. “Where are you going in such a hurry?”  Dr Alex asked.

“To see Nurse Nancy, I just instructed her to prick Mr Henry’s boil!”   

CIH

Your readers may enjoy this joke:
Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year,
And every year Buddy would say,
'Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter'
Edna always replied,
'I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,
And fifty bucks is fifty bucks'
One year Buddy and Edna went to the fair, and Buddy said,
'Edna, I'm 85 years old.
If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance'
To this, Edna replied,
"Buddy that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks'
The pilot overheard the couple and said,
'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!
But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'
Buddy and Edna agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,
But still not a word...
When they landed, the pilot turned to Buddy and said,
'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.
I'm impressed!'
Buddy replied,
'Well, to tell you the truth,
I almost said something when Edna fell out,
But you know,
"Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!'