Ascension : Turtle Nest Humour.........
Submitted by The Islander (Islander Internet Editor) 12.11.2009 (Article Archived on 26.11.2009)

A guy is strolling along a sandy beach one day when he comes across a very old bottle.

A guy is strolling along a sandy beach one day when he comes across

a very old bottle.  He’s just dusting it off when two rather tired looking

genies pop out.  “Two genies!” he exclaims.  “That must mean six

wishes!”

“Sorry, buddy, it’s three or nothin”say the genies, “and hurry up.”

The guy makes his three wishes and races off home to see if they’ve

been granted. He gets home where he finds the most beautiful girl he has ever seen

waiting for him, he then walks into the living room where he is knee deep in

1,000-dollar bills.

The guy can hardly believe his luck.

Just then there is a knock on the door , he rushes over to open it, when two hooded KKK members throw a rope around his neck and string him up until he is dead.

The two men take off their white hoods to reveal that they are, in fact, the two genies,

both looking rather puzzled.

The first genie turns to the second and says, “I can understand the beautiful woman and all the money in the world, but why on earth would he want to be hung like a black man?”

CIH