Ascension : Hash Trash - Hash No: 1281
Submitted by The Islander (Nathan Prince) 05.11.2009 (Article Archived on 19.11.2009)

The Bomb Dump off donkey plain was the revenue for this weeks hash. It was a good turn out in spite of a couple functions being held that night.

Hash No: 1281

Hounds:  Toilet Tosser, Mildew

Hares:  Wonky Willie, Wood ‘N’Pecker, Premature Launch, Petal Spice, Inbetweener, Ball Handler,  Moaning Angel, Great Balls of Fire, Gay Baggage, Ompah Lompa, What Ever Minga, Poker Face,  Morganasaurus, Beaver Diva, Over and Done With, Skinny Butt, Just Fish,  Batter,  Pea Mouldy, Debbie, Rene.

The Bomb Dump off donkey plain was the revenue for this weeks hash.   It was a good turn out in spite of a couple functions being held that night.

Toilet Tosser, had for some reason known only to him, told a hasher that it was child friendly.  Not sure what planet he was on at the time but it was definitely not earth , so after quickly devising another route for the two tiny tots that turned up, we made a start.

First obstacle was loose rock as we made our way to the first circle check, where the FRBs and WATs parted company.  The loose rocks came into play again as the WATs made their way up one side of the hill and the FRBs attacked it from another route.  Everyone was supposed to meet at the next circle check at the top but Toilet Tosser frantically waved at the WATs to keep going and not wait, I know we are slow but not that slow.  The route down the hill was fun.

Everyone reached the bottom without any mishaps where again, the FRBs went their way and the WATs theirs.  After a nice brisk walk towards the Hydroponics the home arrow led the hashers off down and back to the Bomb Dump.    Not sure if it was Skinny Butt or Rene but at one point we had a log to cross to reach the ground, “Is this safe” was the question and with fingers crossed the answer given by another hasher was “of course”.

Back at the Bomb Dump the hashers as usual broke out the drink and the food.  There was no naming that week, only a decision of who was going to do next weeks hash.  The deputy Hash Master, Premature Launch thought he could volunteer some-one but it was quickly pointed out to him that if no-one volunteered it would be down to him.  Morganasaurus saved the day when he said he would do it and Poker face, without moving his lips, said he would help.  We think the Deputy Hash Master did the dirty deed. 

Thanks for a short but enjoyable hash Toilet Tosser and Mildew.

Next Week: Arianne Site – please bring a plate of food

Hares: Morganasaurus & Poker Face