Ascension : This Weeks Mystery Person
Submitted by The Islander (Islander Internet Editor) 17.09.2009 (Article Archived on 01.10.2009)

Where were you born? Dagenham

Mystery Person

Where were you born?

          Dagenham

How old do you feel?

          Rusty round the outside.

In another life what would you like to be or do?

          Help others go somewhere

How long have you lived on Ascension?

          About 15 years

Where is your favourite place on island?

          Under my favourite tree in Two Boats

What did your school report say?

          Keep going.

Do you have an ambition?

          To have more drive

What is your favourite meal?

          Anything oily

Are you afraid of anything?

          Being alone in the dark and forgotten

Which famous person do you admire?

          Henry Ford

Which fictional character would you like to meet?

          Herbie

Which islander would you like to share a meal with?

          Birdie

Can you describe yourself in 3 words?

          Not done yet

What has been your proudest moment?

          My arrival on Ascension

Do you have a trademark phrase?

          I don’t like Green Mountain Road

Who are your island heroes?

          The mechanics

What are you reading at the moment?

          Haynes manual

What’s your theme tune?

          Top Gear theme tune

Hmm.  I think we may know this one but when I went to check  a minor detail they were thinking of moving on.  Watch this space.