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ASCENSION: ST. HELENA: Still a few light showers affecting the UK: A rather unsettled week with Strong to Gales force winds on Monday followed by a period of widespread freezing fog on Wednesday then strong winds and heavy rain on Thursday and Friday with Storm force winds affecting western Scotland on Saturday. FALKLANDS: An unsettled week with warm northerly winds on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday then the The first thing I do in the morning is smile –It saves me doing it the rest of the day – WC Fields I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any!I went to the butchers and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high." My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle. I went to the Doc and told him “I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home." "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. " "Is it common I asked? " "It's not unusual." I hope that lightened up your day! Issued by Wyn D. Poynt at 19/1430Z Met Office Ascension Contact Met Office Tel 00247 3317 Email: ascensionstaff@metoffice.gov.uk © Crown Copyright 2009
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