A large crowd gather at Uncle Festers house. The on on was up the road towards the football field. Every body stopped to wait for the slow coaches at the circle check. The on on was then up the bendy road but then we cut through the bushes. We then got to an enormous dirty hill everybody got up safely. There where some very good views. The on on was up the hill with Tough Cookie and Aeriel leading the way. Then their was a hill to go down.

There was two sets of hash but one was a false trail. Fugitive said to follow the hash but there was a lot of complaints such as ”What if its another false trail”? We went up another hill dodging cactus. There were more really good views. The on on was led by 100 Watt, Aerial and Tough Cookie. We went under cactus where Goldilocks had to stop the piggy back rides to go under them. Then there were lots of bushes to go through Drives Me Nuts took a fall and was lucky that a branch was there to help her up . There was a horrid smell of a dead animal . Then we came to a really steep dirty hill, people were climbing on their hands and knees and pulling on old wires to get up Drives Me Nuts got stung by something but still carried on. The on on was down the road with a twist. A few people cheated by going down the road. The proper way was going down the side of a mountain across the short cuts from one road bend to the next.

We made it back to Uncle Festers where there was a lot of fish to eat and some gorgeous carrot cake which Desperate Dan and Iceman found a strange idea – but delicious.

Whopper Chopper took command and brought Andy to the circle, and just to ensure justice was done, Uncle Transvestite had many a tale to tell and a few names to go with them. It was pretty unanimous that Andy's Hash name is to be Premature Electrocution!

Next weeks hashers will be meeting a little earlier to ensure that there is time to burn 4 sets of boots before the plane arrives. So please note this change if you want to see off the Nutters. They will be burning their boots before waving the Hashers off on their trek.

Thanks to this weeks two young Hash Trash Scribes – Aerial and Drives Me Nuts. And Congratulations to Two Cocks and Kerb Crawler on their new arrival. 100 Watt's is disappointed you didn't call on him to help!