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  Issue No. 1908 Online Edition Saturday 19 July 2008 
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Ascension : From The Editors
Submitted by The Islander (Nathan Prince) 08.05.2008 (Article Archived on 22.05.2008)

Hi Readers, Hope you all had a fantastic time at the ADF. Congratulations to Ann & Miles Miller on the birth of their daughter Felicity Grace.

 



Q. I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?


 


A. A shoe!


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Knock Knock
Who’s there!
Baby Owl!
Baby Owl who?
Baby Owl see you later, maybe I won’t!



 


 


 

 

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