Ascension : Hash Trash - Hash No: 1462
Submitted by The Islander (Islander Editors) 16.05.2013 (Article Archived on 30.05.2013)

A ramshackle bunch assembled by the flag poles on the town square in Georgetown following the Ascension Day Fair.

Hash trash no: 1462

Hare: The Last Turtle Head of Doom

Hounds:Bladerunner,Hairy Leftovers, Hairy Hal,Boozy Head, Boozy Head, Soggy Boozer, Dead Gross, Bus Driver, The Last Turtle Head of Doom, Aloo Gobi, Missing McGonagall and Tim. Guest appearance by Bart Simpson.

Après: The Last Turtle Head of Doom

A ramshackle bunch assembled by the flag poles on the town square in Georgetown following the Ascension Day Fair. After some arm twisting Missing McGonagall and Tim joined the crew. Callum was tempted but decided against with the double excuse of having to phone home and foot attire of flip flops. After some procrastination the group eventually set off up the hill towards Jubilee View.

The Last Turtle Head of Doom was seen arriving with appropriate refreshments so all was well in the world. With no hash to follow the group quickly split up with the Hairy pair racing Bladerunner up the hill. The others, tired by the day’s activities, followed at a more leisurely pace up the track and the steps leading to the picnic area.

Drinks were opened and Bart Simpson appeared; this was the cake made by Dead Gross for the ADF. The cake didn’t last long as Dead Gross, quickly followed by the other hashers made short work of Bart and his doughnut. After some drinks and nibbles the younger hashers disappeared up to the Hood Guns to aim at passing submarines while the older hashers watched the sun go down – was that the famous green flash or was it the failing eye sight of TLTHoD and Soggy Boozer? Bladerunner made the fatal error of letting slip it was his birthday and received a small birthday cleansing from TLTHoD.  Eventually enough was enough and the hashers made their way down the hill. A very pleasant end to the Ascension Day Fair.

Next week: Lady Hill cairn             

Hare: HH Colin Wells, The Administrator will blaze the trail all the way to the photo opportunity.