Ascension : Turtle Nest Humour
Submitted by The Islander (Islander Editors) 29.04.2010 (Article Archived on 13.05.2010)

Norman had just finished playing a gruelling game of tennis with Cilla on the Georgetown tennis court when Norman realised he was going to be late for the Open up at the One Boat Golf Club.

Turtle Nest Humour

Norman had just finished playing a gruelling game of tennis with Cilla on the Georgetown tennis court when Norman realised he was going to be late for the Open up at the One Boat Golf Club.

“Damn,” he muttered to himself and left in a hurry for the Golf Club forgetting about the two tennis balls in his trousers pocket. In fact he didn’t realise anything was wrong until he started getting odd looks from a woman at the Club.

Blushing madly, he stammered, “Oh, er…..they’re just my tennis balls.”

“Golly”, she replied.  “I bet that’s even more painful than tennis elbow.”

Norman and Cilla – happy retirement and all the best for the future

CIH