Ascension : Hash Trash - Hash No: 1094
Submitted by The Islander (Gavin Yon) 02.03.2006 (Article Archived on 16.03.2006)
The gathering place this week was Zymotic, Georgetown where we were promised an eventful afternoon.
Hares: LSP, Girlie Girl and Bake well Tart
Hounds: Woodswrecker, Miss Piggy, Septic Peg, Hash Banana, Yeti, Fugitive, Princess Diary, Hanky Spanky, Short n’Sweet, Go-Go Gadget, Going Down, Bogs and Drains, Colonel Spam, Eat my Shorts, Pippi Longstocking, Dog End, Uncle Fester, 100 Watt, Mildew, Forest Gump, Voodoo Doll, I’m Easy, Cycopath, Easy Rider, Greased Lightning, Arty Farty, Little Mermaid, Buttercup, Mike, Little Crisis, Pumpy Pants, Glitter Babe, Simon, Lady Pooh, Hash Head, Predator, Psychonuts, Slippery Sue, Psycho Piggy, Keith
Apres: Melinko, Canoodaler, Hash Dash, Anne, Little Duck Face, Kim, Danny, Ollie, Rhesus Andy
The gathering place this week was Zymotic, Georgetown where we were promised an eventful afternoon. The usual warnings were given mostly loose rocks, prickly pear and some thorn; there were two on-on’s today immediately the Runners and Walkers were separated into opposite directions. The runners routed uphill in the Hogan’s by-pass direction into their first circle check.
On we went heading right towards the pipeline with the US Base in view only to discover a bar check with the on-on taking us toward the coast line the second bar check had everyone confused, Cycopath missed the trail by an inch which just lead around in a circle, but we got it in the end, cheeky hare!!!! On-on we went pass the Scouts beach hut unto a circle check at Catharine Point. When all had caught their breath the on-on then lead us back into town where we all were invited to a water stop. LSP even took the liberty of hosing himself down, but when Hash Dash tried to imitate this water sport, there was a loud sound of don't you ever.
We were now told that we had almost made the half way mark so off we went through the town taking a tiny breather near the Obsidian. The on-on facing us seemed so up-up Hanky Spanky voiced that may be she’ll turned back but a cool calm encouraging voice said No your not, So up-up to the Island Club we went, looking down we spotted the walkers most were strolling along. The Major he did not need to be there he was way up front which appeared that he should have joined the running group, What R U like eh!!
Along the beach now, pass the Pier head and up the pipeline, catching up with the walkers. By now most of us were beat so Princess Diary, Going Down, Hanky Spanky and Psycho Piggy decided to take a short cut home, when they reach the top of the hill they were faced with non-other than Go-Go-Gadget echoing you cheat, you cheat! A number of Hashers completed all of the hash on by the tanks of Catharine Point and down by the Links Homes, towards home.
Next week: Klinka Club (Theme – Rasta Hash - Bob Marley Night - Red, yellow, green)
Hares: The Major and Hanky Spanky
Please bring a plate!!!